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2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Here we go, just starting now . . .

damn, mine just shows a black screen

 

 

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“Injury update is on my phone, let me read it... Ok. Cool. Hook em. Oh shit, that’s the wrong page...”

Herman cautiously optimistic that Davis, Johnson, Jones, Sterns, and Ingram will be available for ISU.

2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Bring on Iowa State

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She's barely a 5.....but mee cock senses she's damn near unstoppable in da sack, especially after g2 n titos

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Having our starting safeties for Iowa State will be a huge plus. 

15 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Alright, alright, alright!  

1 minute ago, LongestHorn said:

Except one person cannot make a concerted effort, Mensa.

Ok Cool Hookem

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For those keeping score at home, so far no questions requiring Ok cool Hook ‘em response yet

We expect to play a lot better defense this week.

If Tom wrapped up the presser with "OK. Cool. Hook em" he would be untouchable. 

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

could it be worse?

We could always let them score more points than us.  

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Q: how many juniors do you expect to participate in senior night this weekend?

A: none expected

5 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

could it be worse?

Yes. Refer to the two games before Tech.

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Expecting Burt to get a redshirt for this season and return to play again next season.

9 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

For those keeping score at home, so far no questions requiring Ok cool Hook ‘em response yet

No one has mentioned it on College Sports on Sirius either that I have heard. Good for those guys to not even give Smith any kind of avenue to ruin people's lives.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

No one has mentioned it on College Sports on Sirius either that I have heard. Good for those guys to not even give Smith any kind of avenue to ruin people's lives.

Yeah I didn’t hear it either. Even from the Maryland girl that hates Texas for whatever reason

I bet Tom really enjoys "exotic pressures", am I right Zach?

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That’s it for coach Herman today. Zero questions on the Smith twitter meltdown.

I wonder if the SID read an ultimatum from CDC before the presser? Strange our normally sabotaging local press didn't ask a question about it. 

Edited by UTEX_ME

Oh you can bet your ass that Bianco told them that shit gets your credential pulled. 

4 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

You see, those guys aren't good enough for the NFL right now.  They clearly need to stay at Texas for another year.

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh you can bet your ass that Bianco told them that shit gets your credential pulled. 

all you have to say is "no more free lunch" and they'll sing like canaries. 

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:
 

Zach Smith is reporting that an Asian lady at an Austin massage parlor will also be receiving an injection today

Edited by Digdogger

Q: how many juniors do you expect to participate in senior night this weekend?

A: none expected

Not even Shane?

Overall, fairly positive injury news.

47 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Zach Smith is reporting that an Asian lady at an Austin massage parlor will also be receiving an injection today

That was misquoted.   Zach Smith will be receiving an injection at an Austin massage parlor from an Asian ladyboy.

Edited by SHOOTER12

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