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Ireland?  They were probably drunk.

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Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

Spoiler

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1 minute ago, Digdogger said:

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

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That a crackhead.

Space Force will curtail any and all Alien invasions. 

I’ve watched every episode of ancient aliens so I’m almost an expert. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Space Force will curtail any and all Alien invasions. 

We're very big in space.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We're very big in space.

Well... space is relative so....

“It could be a crackhead” 

Damn, didn’t see Fudge earlier....

1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

Apparantly one of the airline crew was able to give a description of the pilot of the alien craft to the authorities, its pretty chilling, spoilered for obvious reasons.  The end may be near.

 

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36 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I wanna know where da gold at

South Bend

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& Leander

They were after their Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

Coast to Coast should be good tonight.

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

 

PS; The real fascinating thing to me will be whether they are a carbon based life or some other element, and also how they generated the power to get here.

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

Major plotlines of Mars Attacks!

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

Can y'all imagine if someone did show up here?  Talk about hysteria.  If they didn't come to conquer us, I'm still sure that someone would try and kill them and someone else would try and fuck one.  It's what we do as a species.

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

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5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

The official slogan of West Virginia.

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

Add eat 'em for the trifecta.

i think pilots who fly internationally have put in enough air time to know the difference between magic space dust which have the ability to change vectors and ufos.

 

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What could it have been?

Apostolos Christou, an astronomer from the Armagh Observatory and Planetarium, said what the pilots saw was probably a piece of dust entering the earth's atmosphere at very high speed.

"It was most likely what are commonly called shooting stars," he said.

"It appears the matter was extremely bright so it must have been quite a large piece of material.

"I cannot say from the pilots' description, but it could have been the size of a walnut or an apple."

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The astronomer said November tended to be a very busy month for such activity.

"It also appears there were bits coming off the object and flying past the aeroplane, that is also what you would expect if it was a particularly large rock from space hitting the atmosphere, it would tend to fragment."

 

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.


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1 minute ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon drone. Nothing to see here, folks.


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21st c. brah.

46 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

i think pilots who fly internationally have put in enough air time to know the difference between magic space dust which have the ability to change vectors and ufos.

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

Yeah, pilots should be adept at identifying typical garden variety unidentified flying objects.

18 hours ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.

 

And "BOOM", we have our mole!

On 11/13/2018 at 1:27 PM, El Diablo said:

Astronomical speeds? Guiness Record attempt or record Guiness attempt?

Probably traveled at ludicrous speed.

18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you saying they're skilled at identifying UFOs?

Your mom is an Unctuous Farting Object.

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Could use some Irish Spring

20 hours ago, Blotto said:

In WV, it's likely both misfortunes could befall the same unlucky visitor.

Yeah, but in what order?

19 hours ago, texhorn said:

Weather balloon. Nothing to see here, folks.

All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus

On 11/13/2018 at 1:27 PM, El Diablo said:

Astronomical speeds? Guiness Record attempt or record Guiness attempt?

It was Teddy Lehman running through the sky, obviously.

 

23 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, pilots should be adept at identifying typical garden variety unidentified flying objects.

Then they would have reported an IFO

 

24 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Then they would have reported an IFO

 

zactly

I bet Jesus (or his dad/self) was flying the UFO. 

Bernard

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Why did you dig up an old UFO thread to post this? You could have just posted it in the Urban or Bust thread.

It’s all shit
4 hours ago, MillerEP said:

You know the article is bullshit because

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Eshed added that President Donald Trump was aware of the extraterrestrials' existence and had been "on the verge of revealing" information but was asked not to in order to prevent "mass hysteria."

Trump wouldn't keep anything like this quiet. /no CR

16 minutes ago, Superhero said:

You know the article is bullshit because

Trump wouldn't keep anything like this quiet. /no CR

Reading Snopes’ translation of Eshed’s statements suggests Trump wasn’t told. Their translation is arguably CR. 🤣

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I was in camp “no UFOs/aliens/wherever exist” until the US government quietly, but very officially, came out and said “yeah, there’s a lot of videos and reports of crazy things we can’t even comprehend which we encounter often but they are verifiable and there not explainable”.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

And people still think the potato famine was a terrestrial fungus...........

That was just God punishing the bog jumpers, nothing more, nothing less.

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