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10 hours ago, Parliament said:

It is known.

Did this guy give the finger to Gravity?  Because Gravity says "Fuck you, too."

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

Wrong thread

 

This too.

Edited by Bullneck

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Trolling a predatory cat is probably a mistake.

Yeah, bit of a dangerous game there.

"Oh, thank God you're back.  I heard a squirrel outside and thought you'd been murdered.

Can we play with the ball now?"

 

That's my dog Chuy, except she clawed her way through the side panel of a window unit AC, got out and ran around the neighborhood until she landed at the neighbors house. That's when I got a text from the neighbor "just wanted you to know we have Chuy". I'm at work thinking what the fuck? Did I leave her outside?

I had a German Shepherd jump out of the kitchen window to chase a squirrel she was eyeing in the back yard.

The window was closed.

Incredible how loud that was.  She got stitches in her right leg, but was otherwise unharmed.

Was really surprised she generated enough power to smash through the window from as close to it as she was.  It was like Bruce Lee's one inch punch.

  • 2 weeks later...

Probably the thread for this.

My wife talked me in to getting one of those pay for muts, a golden doodle back in January. I will say this is my favorite dog I have ever owned, and I have had 2 labs that I trained hard for competition (HRC). Such a sweet dog.

This is a pic from a few months ago, but he is getting tall now. About 40 pounds. 7007d2adb9bf6f8ad98a10b66345cac9.jpg

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Looks ferocious.

Would probably lick you to death

On 4/15/2019 at 10:53 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

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Heeeere's Doggie.

18 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Something something...Vic joke...something something.

33 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Something something...Vic joke...something something.

Beat me to it.

On 4/28/2019 at 10:00 PM, markstanco said:

Probably the thread for this.

My wife talked me in to getting one of those pay for muts, a golden doodle back in January. I will say this is my favorite dog I have ever owned, and I have had 2 labs that I trained hard for competition (HRC). Such a sweet dog.

This is a pic from a few months ago, but he is getting tall now. About 40 pounds. 7007d2adb9bf6f8ad98a10b66345cac9.jpg

No shedding?

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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wrong thread

4 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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No, Pinky!  Pinky!  Pinky No!

16 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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You picked the wrong neighborhood, Motherfucker.

I like how no one bothers to help that drunk bird up or check to see if she fractured vertebrae or something.

This shouldn’t be this funny to me, but it is haha. The “mmmmm” in the middle, and the “mmmmeeehhh” right at the end 

Edited by youdunnf'dup

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cat blamed for crash.

 

 

I love how he licks his paw at the end as if he’s saying “my job here is done”

15 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I love how he licks his paw at the end as if he’s saying “my job here is done”

Cat facts:  it's a she.  I believe that's a calico, orange, black, and white.  Almost exclusively female.  Same with tortoiseshells, black and orange.  Orange cats, however, are mostly male.

20 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I love how he licks his paw at the end as if he’s saying “my job here is done”

Ha.  Like he's blowing smoke of the barrel of his revolver.

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Cat facts:  it's a she.  I believe that's a calico, orange, black, and white.  Almost exclusively female.  Same with tortoiseshells, black and orange.  Orange cats, however, are mostly male.

Whatever you say, Cliff.

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