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27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I don't have the sound on and that is f'n hilarious.

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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"...and every 4-8 years they swap positions.  Notice how neither of them actually gets anywhere.  This concludes your lesson on American Government.  Any questions?"

Grab em by the pussy.  You can do anything.

That must have been the technology they used to make the Cats movie.

3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

That person is not having sex with other people.

I won't take any bets on other cats, however.

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

thats a penis GIF

He was shocked by the size....or lack thereof.

A girl tweeted this, I'll put the rest in spoiler. 

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

 

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I hope she stays in college until she can learn to write a fucking coherent sentence.

That dad is a fucking tool.  Pussy ass bitch.

Richard Gere would've been the first person I contact over missing hamster. 

2 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I hope she stays in college until she can learn to write a fucking coherent sentence.

Do you know how to read texts? For a college girl in 2019, she’s damn near genius-level. 

I don’t care what the patent says. If you own one of these fucking monsters, the toilet paper goes under. 
 

2nd time this week this has happened in our house. I swear, it’s one of his favorite things. He probably tests every bathroom once a day to see if you fucked up and put it on the “wrong” way. 

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We have 2 cats and neither has done anything like that, maybe chewed on some TP but never unroll it. 

Cats do shit like that when they're bored.  Get them some toys.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

We have 2 cats and neither has done anything like that, maybe chewed on some TP but never unroll it. 

Same.  We have 2 and they don’t do that shit. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

We have 2 cats and neither has done anything like that, maybe chewed on some TP but never unroll it. 

 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Cats do shit like that when they're bored.  Get them some toys.

 

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Same.  We have 2 and they don’t do that shit. 

Well damn. Good to know. I think twicehorn is probably right though. No other animals in the house to play with or fuck with, and he’s had a lot  of the same toys for a while now. I will step my game up. 

Yeah, we pretty much turned our house into cat toys r us. 

9 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

 

Well damn. Good to know. I think twicehorn is probably right though. No other animals in the house to play with or fuck with, and he’s had a lot  of the same toys for a while now. I will step my game up. 

Maybe having 2 keeps them occupied.  Plus they love the dog too.

We have a bitch calico cat, she does that shit and you better not leave a closet open cause she’ll get in there and chew strings off of clothes.

She has plenty of toys, she’s just a little shit, our Russian blue just wants to chill with my daughter she won’t do shit to anything except throw up a hair all on my daughters floor

8 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

 

Well damn. Good to know. I think twicehorn is probably right though. No other animals in the house to play with or fuck with, and he’s had a lot  of the same toys for a while now. I will step my game up. 

Maybe you should close your bathroom door

My in-laws don't have any cats yet they consistently put the roll on backwards.

I'm always flipping it correct, I don't care if there's only 2 squares left or if I don't even have to use the shitter, I'll always fix that.

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Maybe you should close your bathroom door

But the upstairs bathroom window is one of his go to spots to post up and check out what’s going on outside. I don’t want to do him like that lol. But yes, that is the obvious, easiest fix. 

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