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26 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cats can’t taste sweet, but they can feel cold. 

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On 7/27/2020 at 3:01 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

The announcer misses his mark. “40-15”

I was expecting it.

19 hours ago, mchookem said:

i want that^ job to be that Seal. 

Or an Otter.  Either way, seems to be a fun life.

8 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Until you get ate by a shark, yeah.

Not in a zoo. Zoo seal, that's the dream.

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

 

Smart dog. 

Bet Vic goes through the same thing with his dates getting them out of the restaurant. 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Goldies are such goobers.  Love 'em!

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

How about a pic of your wife holding the puppy?

42 minutes ago, nnm said:

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

You will become best friends with the dog.  Do not resist.

Are either one of the posters in the thread title still around?

yea, they have changed their styles and hobbies somewhat and go by the names "closetojumping" and "Vic mackey"

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On 8/4/2020 at 9:33 AM, Underdog said:

Bet Vic goes through the same thing with his dates getting them out of the restaurant. 

He just pitches the chicken nuggets out into the street, and they follow.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Dat ass tho

19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Given the surroundings, looking more like dinner to go. /noracist. 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Given the surroundings, looking more like dinner to go. /noracist. 

Heh, saw a lot of that in Taiwan 62 years ago. Looked like every hole in the wall restaurant had fresh skinned cabrito hanging in their front windows... except... dogs.

hope that doesn’t offend your username.

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if you ever wanted to own a husky.... that video pretty much sums up their attitude and temperment

On 8/15/2020 at 9:23 PM, ROFL BOX said:

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What was on the spoon?

Cat learned what a brain freeze was the hard way

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if you ever wanted to own a husky.... that video pretty much sums up their attitude and temperment

Overly dramatic babies.

Basically, 13 year-old girls.

On 7/28/2020 at 8:31 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cats can’t taste sweet, but they can feel cold. 

Cats can taste sweet, but you have to feed them cornbread and and marinate them overnight in buttermilk. 

I always thought is took a lot of soy sauce & ginger. 

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