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#1569
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Goldies are such goobers.  Love 'em!

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

#1570
9 minutes ago, nnm said:

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

How about a pic of your wife holding the puppy?

#1571
42 minutes ago, nnm said:

Six weeks ago our good friends said they were getting a golden puppy. I told them I thought they were crazy. We’re both recent empty nesters, with the freedom to go where we want, when we want, and not have to clean up dog hair, poop, or deal with puppy stuff. 
Well, their existing rescue dog turned out to have some issues and did not coexist well with the puppy. 
So now Mrs. NNM (no pics, you degenerates) and I are the owners of a golden puppy. Yay us!

You will become best friends with the dog.  Do not resist.

#1574
On 8/4/2020 at 9:33 AM, Underdog said:

Bet Vic goes through the same thing with his dates getting them out of the restaurant. 

He just pitches the chicken nuggets out into the street, and they follow.

#1581
8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Given the surroundings, looking more like dinner to go. /noracist. 

Heh, saw a lot of that in Taiwan 62 years ago. Looked like every hole in the wall restaurant had fresh skinned cabrito hanging in their front windows... except... dogs.

hope that doesn’t offend your username.

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#1595
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if you ever wanted to own a husky.... that video pretty much sums up their attitude and temperment

Overly dramatic babies.

Basically, 13 year-old girls.

#1596
On 7/28/2020 at 8:31 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cats can’t taste sweet, but they can feel cold. 

Cats can taste sweet, but you have to feed them cornbread and and marinate them overnight in buttermilk. 

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