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I might be that buddy.

I’m not…for me, it was 1990, spring break at Padre. Pro tip: handle of cheap tequila does not “serve two.”
22 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Southern Comfort, 1981, Christmastime.  I tried to fight a hill, then threw up things that I ate when I was 6.  I was told by a friend on the scene that if I felt something round and fuzzy coming up my throat that it would be my asshole, and I would want to swallow that and keep it.  I had to swallow it twice.  That's the most that I have puked in my life.  Fuck Southern Comfort.

7 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Southern Comfort, 1981, Christmastime.  I tried to fight a hill, then threw up things that I ate when I was 6.  I was told by a friend on the scene that if I felt something round and fuzzy coming up my throat that it would be my asshole, and I would want to swallow that and keep it.  I had to swallow it twice.  That's the most that I have puked in my life.  Fuck Southern Comfort.

Yup. Pretty much how the tequila episode played out in the backyard of my buddy’s parents’ home in Dallas in 1988. To this day tequila, even the best stuff, turns my stomach. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I can smell the vinegary, musty smell of that house through the video. Vinegar from the cat piss, musty smell from the kitty litter. 

 

I think it's a Japanese cat cafe.  Probably immaculate.  

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

¡Pura Vida!

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Let us not judge.

We can judge!   He's a GOOOD BOY!

 
I think it's a wild Dingo
 
 
 

No, it’s some chick’s ass.

Wait…what were YOU looking at?
5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

He was hoping for that wild monkey love on vacation, and he got it.  Just not like he pictured it.

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