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#2854

 

It’s always the orange cat!😂🎥: kurtlarkuzular/IG

 

#2856
On 11/15/2023 at 1:44 PM, MissingInAction said:

A gf had a sugar glider and that little bastard would scare the shit out of me. Would always wait till my back was turned and launch himself out of the shadows onto my shoulder.

I had a neighbor who was an animal whisperer.  Folks found baby animals of all sorts and brought to him to raise.  He'd get them to maturity and set them free on his parent's farm, where they would live and gradually acclimate to being wild.  He had a squirrel that refused to go out of his parent's house for whatever reason.  I went over to visit one day and that damned squirrel jumped off of a door lintel onto the top of my head, digging in with those needle claws like I was a tree.  Damn, that hurt.  I swear some of the punctures went clean to the skull.  And then he kneaded, like a cat.

Squirrels are cute, but fuck having them as pets, or in the house.

#2857
She feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her.The answer to kindness is cute!pic.twitter.com/DSgouZyJrd

 

#2859
On 11/2/2023 at 7:30 AM, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is?

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

 

I know this dude. He lives in San Marcos. Just wondering where his fishing rod is. 

#2861
November is really about g̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ALL👏THE👏HUNTIN'👏DOGGIES👏IN👏THEIR👏LITTLE👏VESTS👏
dad it's right there. it's right there. there. right there. do you see it. are you not looking. it is there. look. right there. dad. right in front of me. dad. it's there. DAD-

 

#2862
Infinite food glitchpic.twitter.com/1UQlJyqsGO

 

#2863
On 11/17/2023 at 2:01 PM, Kwix said:
She feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her.The answer to kindness is cute!pic.twitter.com/DSgouZyJrd

 

Where did the squirrel buy a cookie? 

#2871
pic.twitter.com/43q5qUttic

 

#2874
On 11/20/2023 at 11:04 AM, cactusflinthead said:
November is really about g̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶k̶s̶ ALL👏THE👏HUNTIN'👏DOGGIES👏IN👏THEIR👏LITTLE👏VESTS👏
dad it's right there. it's right there. there. right there. do you see it. are you not looking. it is there. look. right there. dad. right in front of me. dad. it's there. DAD-

 

A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker:

 

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#2875
30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker:

 

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That doggo has a star. I don’t think he’s really a general. 

#2876
A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker:
 
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Get out there and relieve Dyke and take that attack on in!!!
#2877
10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker:

 

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Nutcracker’s Texas cousin in Hutto….

 

 

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#2885

 

And the Oscar goed to.. 😅 https://t.co/339AKAd3js

 

#2886
On 12/8/2023 at 5:47 PM, Bullneck said:

 

And the Oscar goed to.. 😅 https://t.co/339AKAd3js

 

That pup has a choice: actor or soccer player.

#2896

Yeah, well it doesn't have pics

Dad is considering going and talking to neighbour in an hour or so about the child support.Will keep y'all updated.
Mom: "that boy has been roaming here and sight-adichifying our girl for months now" *looks to cat* "you're too young to do all this, you had a future...."Dad: "no point scolding her [mum's name], we need to go talk to [neighbour's name] least he can do is pay for food."
update 2:Mom is sitting with Guddu and wholeheartedly lecturing her about how all men are like this and that once they satisfy themselves, they won't bother about you or the child.Guddu is a cat.

 

#2897

I should have gone to the OP earlier.

update 4: Parents tried to call my grandfather up and tell him that Guddu (our cat) is pregnant.Grandfather is 90+, hard of hearing and doesn't really know how to take phonecalls.He has not understood what they are trying to tell him. He thinks that I am pregnant.
update 6: turns out my parents didn't bother clearing things up with my grandfather.He just called to ask me how I got pregnant/which girl I got pregnant.Told him it's the cat that's pregnant, not me or some non-existent lover and he hung up on me.
update 8: Our neighbour is convinced that it cannot be Kanna that got her pregnant becausea) Kanna isn't home right now.b) Kanna has been neutered.not a good look for us or Guddu.
update 10:Dad just raised his voice at the neighbour and asked him to prove to us all that Kanna is neutered.it's so over 😭
update 12: Guddu snuck away during the argument.Found Kanna humping Guddu under the neighbour's bed when we went looking for her.Neighbour has agreed to foster half the litter whenever they're born.
p.s. - dad and neighbour are bonding by sharing woes ab their ungrateful children (Kanna in the neighbour's case, me and Guddu in my dad's case)The neighbour is closer in age to me btw, keep this in mind when you imagine a man defending his cat's honour.
yes we are going to have her spayed after she has this litter, this will be her only litter. no we are not going to DNA test the kittens because none of us are insane.

 

#2898
21 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

I should have gone to the OP earlier.

update 4: Parents tried to call my grandfather up and tell him that Guddu (our cat) is pregnant.Grandfather is 90+, hard of hearing and doesn't really know how to take phonecalls.He has not understood what they are trying to tell him. He thinks that I am pregnant.
update 6: turns out my parents didn't bother clearing things up with my grandfather.He just called to ask me how I got pregnant/which girl I got pregnant.Told him it's the cat that's pregnant, not me or some non-existent lover and he hung up on me.
update 8: Our neighbour is convinced that it cannot be Kanna that got her pregnant becausea) Kanna isn't home right now.b) Kanna has been neutered.not a good look for us or Guddu.
update 10:Dad just raised his voice at the neighbour and asked him to prove to us all that Kanna is neutered.it's so over 😭
update 12: Guddu snuck away during the argument.Found Kanna humping Guddu under the neighbour's bed when we went looking for her.Neighbour has agreed to foster half the litter whenever they're born.
p.s. - dad and neighbour are bonding by sharing woes ab their ungrateful children (Kanna in the neighbour's case, me and Guddu in my dad's case)The neighbour is closer in age to me btw, keep this in mind when you imagine a man defending his cat's honour.
yes we are going to have her spayed after she has this litter, this will be her only litter. no we are not going to DNA test the kittens because none of us are insane.

 

TL:DR

#2899
FINAL UPDATE:WE WENT TO THE VET, GUDDU IS OVERWEIGHT NOT PREGNANT. HER DIET HAS CHANGED EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY AND WE'RE WONDERING HOW TO APOLOGISE TO KANNA AND HIS OWNER.

 

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