November 15, 20232 yr A gf had a sugar glider and that little bastard would scare the shit out of me. Would always wait till my back was turned and launch himself out of the shadows onto my shoulder.
November 17, 20232 yr On 11/15/2023 at 1:44 PM, MissingInAction said: A gf had a sugar glider and that little bastard would scare the shit out of me. Would always wait till my back was turned and launch himself out of the shadows onto my shoulder. I had a neighbor who was an animal whisperer. Folks found baby animals of all sorts and brought to him to raise. He'd get them to maturity and set them free on his parent's farm, where they would live and gradually acclimate to being wild. He had a squirrel that refused to go out of his parent's house for whatever reason. I went over to visit one day and that damned squirrel jumped off of a door lintel onto the top of my head, digging in with those needle claws like I was a tree. Damn, that hurt. I swear some of the punctures went clean to the skull. And then he kneaded, like a cat. Squirrels are cute, but fuck having them as pets, or in the house.
November 18, 20232 yr On 11/2/2023 at 7:30 AM, nnm said: Wonder what his surly handle is? I know this dude. He lives in San Marcos. Just wondering where his fishing rod is.
November 23, 20232 yr I can mark, "cattle 69'ing each other", off the bingo card. God damn you sick fucks. Edited November 23, 20232 yr by MissingInAction
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December 1, 20232 yr On 11/20/2023 at 11:04 AM, cactusflinthead said: A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker:
December 1, 20232 yr 30 minutes ago, Armybrat said: A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker: That doggo has a star. I don’t think he’s really a general.
December 1, 20232 yr A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker: Get out there and relieve Dyke and take that attack on in!!!
December 1, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Armybrat said: A cousin’s dog In Pennsylvania, Nutcracker: Nutcracker’s Texas cousin in Hutto….
December 10, 20232 yr On 12/8/2023 at 5:47 PM, Bullneck said: That pup has a choice: actor or soccer player.
December 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said: That pup has a choice: actor or soccer player. Or John Stockton
December 24, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, cactusflinthead said: I should have gone to the OP earlier. TL:DR
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