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22 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its also a vid from 5 years ago at least

It is also set up fake bullshit.

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9 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I wonder if the kids will be separated from their parents.

Well done, sir.  Well done.

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"i can't believe how soft this thing that's hunted for its fur is!"

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"i can't believe how soft this thing that's hunted for its fur is!"

She means in comparison to all the other beavers she's played with

Is that thing housebroke?


The first thing I think of everytime I see one of these wild animal in the house videos.
Is that thing housebroke?
It's trying to eat the place. I'd be far more worried it chomps through the wrong 2x4 than if it pees in the house.


Besides, every inch of that place is already covered in urine.

Catrina's daughter's tattoo didn't turn out like the example.

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On 8/3/2018 at 9:49 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Refugees from College Station 

The life of a refugee, that doesn't have to live in College Station...

 

On 8/7/2018 at 10:54 PM, Mileslong said:

 


The first thing I think of everytime I see one of these wild animal in the house videos.

 

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

/csb

31 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

/csb

Knew a stripper named Bambi so this hits close to home for me.

37 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

Knew a stripper named Bambi so this hits close to home for me.

I've heard that song before

 

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Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls 
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin' 
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer" 
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask 
as I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation 
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

 

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53 minutes ago, B1G said:

Was she good eating?

Bambi or Stilts ?

2 hours ago, Whitman said:

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

/csb

Did Stilits keep her spots for two years like Bambi did?  I’m not saying your friends are lying or anything. 

21 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Did Stilits keep her spots for two years like Bambi did?  I’m not saying your friends are lying or anything. 

No.  He was growing little boy last time I saw him.  And I did see him come in the house a couple of times.  Our white tail out here are a lot smaller than the mule deer out west.  He was probably still under 100 pounds the last time I saw him.

5 hours ago, NateHitch said:

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"What the fuck you trying to pull here, Dan? This pizza tastes like shit."

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So adorable it almost makes me want to swear off bacon....almost.

what if you had a bacon and cheese whataburger and the bacon was raised on cheese?

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So adorable it almost makes me want to swear off bacon....almost.

Pigs can be cute AND tasty.

Took this a couple weeks ago.  Looked hungover.

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On 8/14/2018 at 10:18 AM, TrashMaster G said:

Pigs can be cute AND tasty.

That's one charmin motherfuckin pig.

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Took this a couple weeks ago.  Looked hungover.

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One foot on the floor to keep the room from spinning.  Smarter than your average bear.

On 8/13/2018 at 8:27 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
On 8/13/2018 at 5:36 PM, NateHitch said:
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That's pretty impressive, actually

....one might even say undefeated.

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Let's ride!

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