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Always a favorite of mine. Makes me laugh even more considering all the PC snowflake bullshit people bitch about now. A show like this could never be made today. 

Might be my all time favorite sitcom. Not always awesome but the good ones are great. Personal favorites are the ones where  Al is security guard at Polk and when Kelly goes onto the sports gameshow.

the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys KICK ASS
the nudie bar

What happened to the good ol’ days when conversations started with “Wheres my dinner?” and ended with “You call that dinner!?”

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