December 6, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: I used to be able to stay on a PBR bull for over 2 seconds. Probably wouldn't make it out of the chute today. I used to be able to drink on PBR for two straight days, now I’d be lucky to get through 2-3 cans.
December 6, 20187 yr I remember kicking a football in a field, thinking it was going a long ways. Then trying it on a football field ... and seeing it go about 20 yards ... and then subtracting some yards for the line of scrimmage ... Stay in school, kids, and study hard!
December 7, 20187 yr Further development today at company party that happens to be in December( AKA Cri'mas party) One of our prospective Olympians conceded that he might not be able to do the running due to his bad knees( previously unmentioned.) Uproarious laughter filled the room. I can live with the satisfaction of them being called on their bullshit. I told them they are both full of shit and have zero credibility on anything athletic and they were wrong to get our hopes up for Olympic feats of agony. Then it devolved into them still wanting throw a baseball now, as opposed to the football. Not sure they can be humiliated enough...to get them to shut the fuck up.
December 7, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, slorch said: Further development today at company party that happens to be in December( AKA Cri'mas party) One of our prospective Olympians conceded that he might not be able to do the running due to his bad knees( previously unmentioned.) Uproarious laughter filled the room. I can live with the satisfaction of them being called on their bullshit. I told them they are both full of shit and have zero credibility on anything athletic and they were wrong to get our hopes up for Olympic feats of agony. Then it devolved into them still wanting throw a baseball now, as opposed to the football. Not sure they can be humiliated enough...to get them to shut the fuck up. Crystal ball says... pain and ER visits for many during the holidays.
December 7, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, miguelito said: I remember kicking a football in a field, thinking it was going a long ways. Then trying it on a football field ... and seeing it go about 20 yards ... and then subtracting some yards for the line of scrimmage ... Stay in school, kids, and study hard! My son, who is in 9th grade, has never been much of an athlete (unlike his Jim Thorpe father). He's always given it his best shot but it is what it is and he gets discouraged. But the kid is smart as a whip (unlike his Forrest Gump father) . Gets straight A's at a really demanding prep school. Honestly I can't recall him ever getting a B in any class as far back as I can remember. I told him that success in the classroom will take him lightyears farther than success on a field or in a pool (he plays water polo). Stay focused on that and don't sweat it. I think he gets it. Edited December 7, 20187 yr by Sbbruin
December 7, 20187 yr 22 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: (he plays water polo) You don't think he has a shot at turning pro?
December 7, 20187 yr On 12/5/2018 at 8:18 PM, RPM said: They make his dick look bigger when he faps. There it is.
December 7, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Sbbruin said: My son, who is in 9th grade, has never been much of an athlete (unlike his Forrest Gump father). He's always given it his best shot but it is what it is and he gets discouraged. But the kid is smart as a whip (unlike his Forrest Gump father) FTFY
December 7, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, slorch said: Further development today at company party that happens to be in December( AKA Cri'mas party) One of our prospective Olympians conceded that he might not be able to do the running due to his bad knees( previously unmentioned.) Uproarious laughter filled the room. I can live with the satisfaction of them being called on their bullshit. I told them they are both full of shit and have zero credibility on anything athletic and they were wrong to get our hopes up for Olympic feats of agony. Then it devolved into them still wanting throw a baseball now, as opposed to the football. Not sure they can be humiliated enough...to get them to shut the fuck up. Switch the baseball for a golf ball at the last minute and watch them shred their shoulders.
December 19, 20187 yr Speaking of Uncle Rico, did anyone know the Uncle Rico was also Lazlo from "Real Genius"?
December 19, 20187 yr On 12/6/2018 at 7:03 PM, Sbbruin said: My son, who is in 9th grade, has never been much of an athlete (unlike his Jim Thorpe father). He's always given it his best shot but it is what it is and he gets discouraged. But the kid is smart as a whip (unlike his Forrest Gump father) . Gets straight A's at a really demanding prep school. Honestly I can't recall him ever getting a B in any class as far back as I can remember. I told him that success in the classroom will take him lightyears farther than success on a field or in a pool (he plays water polo). Stay focused on that and don't sweat it. I think he gets it. That's a tough go. When all your friends are apparently killing it on the court/field/pool, it's hard to hear, "You're going to blossom in college. Trust me." College seems like a long way off to a 9th grader. What you said is 100% true, but still. You have to get through moment first.
December 19, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Speaking of Uncle Rico, did anyone know the Uncle Rico was also Lazlo from "Real Genius"? Indeed.
December 19, 20187 yr Water polo is better for the physique but tennis will get him around the babes. Many schools will take anyone that shows up for the tennis team regardless of talent level.
June 26, 20196 yr Got into the office at lunch and saw a couple of the guys walking out of the shop with a football. Little did I know it was our 2019 Uncle Rico Combine in the making. Both contestants had stated they could hit 55 yards easy but both came short. Hopefully, video to follow.
June 26, 20196 yr The one bragging only threw about 43 yds. Other guy got 52. New contests are in development.
June 28, 20196 yr On 6/26/2019 at 2:06 PM, DaysOff said: That sounds pretty good for a couple of jabronis. Agreed. I used to have a great arm, but I doubt I could get it nearly that far now. Too many elbow and shoulder injuries (although I could certainly put a lot more weight behind it now). Can you tell me these guys are still in their twenties so I can feel better about myself? If not, I guess I gotta go see what I’ve got left in the tank Edited June 28, 20196 yr by SquishMitten
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