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5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Big 12 is crazy. Six teams run up points on each other and games end at a few points apart.

This.  Last week we make Jett Duffey look like Michael Vick; this week he looks like Joan Jett.  Any given week in this conference.

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Cant believe WV lost. Nobody ever loses when Texas needs them to. Now I expect to promptly lose to Iowa State. 

Yeah, don't be counting chickens.  ISU is legit.

1 minute ago, BigXII said:

I've only been once, when Texas played UNC in basketball in 2009. That game was fucking legit.

I went to Florida v Michigan last year during the hurricane. My cousin from Gainesville spilled his entire beer on the people all around us after the first big play for the Gators. We were in the nosebleeds, so watched the rest drinking from those endzone bars where you can just go stand at the lower deck. Fuck that place. Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck playing blowU anywhere but the cotton bowl.

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I agree fuck them totally. But the butthurt is pathetic.

you sound like a bitch

I’m so happy, smile cry. It’s been a tough season, but making a bowl game is a god deal and I don’t take it for granted considering how horrible we were when I enrolled.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I’m so happy, smile cry. It’s been a tough season, but making a bowl game is a god deal and I don’t take it for granted considering how horrible we were when I enrolled.

Even though I hate you for beating us this year. That’s awesome. Good win 

Nah, Aggie sucks. WVU has been fun to watch. Who cares if the they hate our guts. Everyone does. They hate us cuz they anus.


Lulz. I agree that the couch burners have been fun to watch.
7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Refer to this

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How would the 2nd to last line work?  Seems like if OU beats Kansas and loses to WV then that knocks out ISU

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3 way tie deal I guess?

55 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

You’d still want WVU to win next week. Texas and WVU get in if all 3 have 2 losses.

Doesn't matter as long as we take care of business.  We go over OU with H2H or WV with 3 losses

8 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Doesn't matter as long as we take care of business.  We go over OU with H2H or WV with 3 losses

I just like sooner tears. Would be funny to see Ewok miss the championship.

you sound like a bitch

Nope. Bitches let their labia get bent out of shape over a fucking hand signal.

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Gotta take care of business now

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’m so happy, smile cry. It’s been a tough season, but making a bowl game is a god deal and I don’t take it for granted considering how horrible we were when I enrolled.

We knew this was coming with the players we lost. The future looks bright, though. Hubbard is a freshman. 

Plus, we kicked those sisterfuckers’ tooths in when they needed it. Go Pokes! 

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Nope. Bitches let their labia get bent out of shape over a fucking hand signal.

that's exactly what you're doing, you fucking mong. You're just too stupid to realize getting pissy in the opposite direction is still getting pissy over a hand signal. Plus it makes you look like a bitch.

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Does your mom still cut the crust off your pb&j, Nancy?

 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Does your mom still cut the crust off your pb&j, Nancy?

 

no, but your wife licks the crust off my dick

 

Not smart enough to refute what I said? I'll repeat - you're such a stupid bitch, quit bitching about hand signals you mongoloid.

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So sensitive. Guess it makes sense.

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

more bitching

yeah yeah yeah bitch bitch bitch, go cross your legs you pussy.

43 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Does your mom still cut the crust off your pb&j, Nancy?

 

You seem salty. Perhaps the Internet is not for you. 

9 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Does anyone have more top 10 wins at home this year than the pokes?

We get the consolation prize for a weak season. 

Seriously, setting a standard of being tough at home is not the worst thing ever. I remember sitting on my hands and wishing the game was over when I was a student. 

Could I be more wrong about this team? Hope you guys win the Big 12.

5 hours ago, BigXII said:

no, but your wife licks the crust off my dick

 

Not smart enough to refute what I said? I'll repeat - you're such a stupid bitch, quit bitching about hand signals you mongoloid.

But, why is there crust on your dick tho

Does anyone have more top 10 wins at home this year than the pokes?


Can’t imagine anyone does. We beat a top 10 team with 4 turnovers.
3 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Torbush

 

Man, I thought that dude was dead. 

8 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Man, I thought that dude was dead. 

what in that video convinced you otherwise?

Looks like an older Harry from Dumb and Dumber 

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