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I am just happy we are not behind at the half. It’s too much for me right now to think about a Big 12 championship. Although revenge against the Hokies would be just as satisfying as beating OU twice. 

Hokies?!!?
4 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

I won’t be comfortable until we’re up 5 touchdowns.  We’ve already shown we are more than capable of giving up a 3 touchdown lead with less time than this.

Fucking this. Our lead right now means absolutely nothing

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i am making a command decision and pre-emptively going from beer to whiskey in the event shane trots out there im gonna be prepared with blurred vision

Waaaaaay behind.

You guys need to quit trying to jinx us by dismissing the Kansas same. Just go 1-0 tonight, then 1-0 next week.
Ok Tom..

Lolz
1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

What type of viewers of LHN do advertisers think we have? Back to back erectile dysfunction commercials

The better half of the last decade of Texas big 3 men's sports gives men of all ages erectile dysfunction

It wouldnt be a Texas game if someone isnt throwing in EZ as time expires. Its just the way we roll.

5 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

They showed him going into the locker room early.  So yeah, he's probably getting it looked at.  Doesn't seem bad enough to keep him out in the 2nd half, though.

Arm wasn’t hanging like it did when he first hurt it. Positive vibes. 

The defense has looked really good. Montgomery is good, but I don't know that our basic gameplan defensively changes with him in there. We're not giving Purdy any time to get comfortable. Montgomery may be a little more dangerous on the screen pass, but we'll just have to see.

The offense has been really good, too, except for in some key moments in the red zone. You gotta credit ISU for standing up, too.

If Sam is fine, I still feel pretty good about this. You can always play what-if, but I'd much rather be up 14 than down 14, especially since we get the ball to start the half.

If he's not, well...furk.

3 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

137 yards rushing

137 yards passing

Balanced offense yo

17-3 first half. Finish!

All prime numbers FTW

1 minute ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:


Hokies?!!?

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

1 minute ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:


Hokies?!!?

Some team with virgina in their name...

Yes, comparing notes with an FSU guy at a carpet store yesterday and even he knew that all UT games come down to the last score.  

If Purdy continues to struggle..... Wouldn't be surprised if Iowa State Coach replaces him with Kyle Kempt......

 

If Shane plays the 2nd half, we need short passes and lots of Ingram and Watson. 

Where is the screenshot of that wonderful sight in the crowd?

I have the necessary materials ready to review it.

Edited by pacman

Just now, dcar00 said:

Some team with virgina in their name...

I tried to spell Holgos and it typed in Hokies for me. My bad damnit

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

95 sugar bowl of course. Payback is a bitch and its comin and bringing hell with it

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Revenge against the Hokies would be sweet.  Not sure for what though. 

Fucking 95 Sugar Bowl.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

Troof.

Edited by Wishbone

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

Where is the screenshot of that wonderful crowd shot?

I have the necessary materials ready to review it.

Lotion and a box of tissue?

Think Sam needs to change up snap count clap better

they seem to be timing up the blitz pretty well that 1st half

13 minutes ago, Snacks said:
15 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:
Sam will go into half, get treatment, and come out and kick some ass.

Salsa endorphins ate going to wear off and he's going to have to make it go if he wants to be a Champion.

Oh god. Not the salsa endorphins!!!

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

for the love of GOD-  just fucking WIN you assholes!!!!

Winning is hard tho

Dp

Edited by Katfid54

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

all i want for thanksgiving is the usual texas 3rd qtr team to stay their ass in the locker room and the real team come out 

3rd quarter team hasn't been that bad. It is that 4th quarter team you should watch out for.

watching Dallas last week, I can verify ljh is better than Amari Cooper right now and will be an all pro in the league

7 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Have you watched our previous games this year? Exactly which game this year gives you the thought that we will easily put this game away?

I've watched every game this year. Todd Orlando knows how to scheme against a more traditional offense, esp one with a freshman qb. Plus I choose to be confident and optimistic since we've won more close games than we've lost. Also fuck ISU.

Just now, Luka Skywalker said:

The Longhorn Network is atrocious.

But it's profitable!

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

But will the carpet match the drapes?

Not  a chance.   Point is, everyone everywhere knows UT's defensive woes

Just now, Dahobbs said:

3rd quarter team hasn't been that bad. It is that 4th quarter team you should watch out for.

i doint have enough liquor

7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

They showed him going into the locker room early.  So yeah, he's probably getting it looked at.  Doesn't seem bad enough to keep him out in the 2nd half, though.

Baylor game everyone assumed it was the cut on his hand, he showed no outward sign his shoulder was screwed and even ran a play after the hit.

this time you could see he was hurting, he went to sideline and down on a knee.  This is a lot like what happened to that cross eyed  gooner QB, his maybe a little worse though.  Initial injury, couple weeks rest, couple more games and then finished it on a hard hit.  

"good lead" Shipley? Have you watched any of the games? 

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lotion and a box of tissue?

I'm not endorsing any particular products but the door is locked.

LHN isn't bad.  I don't really pay too much attention to the announcers, just watch the game. LHN is ok . You watch something for the commercials?

Sam helmet on but shaking his head.

Edited by UTEX_ME

Shane warming up


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