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2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

The Longhorn Network is atrocious.

Go watch the Sooner Network.  Or the Aggie Network.  Oh wait . . .

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8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Fucking this. Our lead right now means absolutely nothing

Sad but true

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

These LHN commercials are a beating

The worst is the ones where they are randomly in a field throwing footballs, talking, tailgating, shooting doves with Colt, chit chatting with Roger, and smoking blunts with Ricky.  

My issue is this—why are they in a field with nothing but pampas and fucking trees just wondering around?

 

god shanes first pass is gonna be a wide open td over throw 

Shane's guided us to a win before this season. Lets go and just don't turn the ball over. Defense will have to keep playing well

Just now, Pancho Negro said:

The worst is the ones where they are randomly in a field throwing footballs, talking, tailgating, shooting doves with Colt, chit chatting with Roger, and smoking blunts with Ricky.  

My issue is this—why are they in a field with nothing but pampas and fucking trees just wondering around?

 

You have given this a lot of thought. It seems like they could be in cooler places 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

god shanes first pass is gonna be a wide open td over throw 

you assume hes going to throw.... pretty sure the first play will be a run up middle where the O Line suddenly forgets how to block again and Ingram or Watson gets dragged down for a 2 yard loss.      

 

4 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Lotion and a box of tissue?

Please don’t tell me someone is master bating to pics on surly.

Do none of you remember having to either listen to Texas vs Rice on the radio, or watching Texas vs a nobody on PPV?

Just now, NowThis said:

LHN isn't bad.  I don't really pay too much attention to the announcers, just watch the game. LHN is ok . You watch something for the commercials?

LHN had the misfortune of appearing at the beginning of an awful decade for UT football. As a network, it's actually pretty cool. I used to watch it all the time when I had more time to watch TV, and they had a lot of really cool shit. The show they used to have called Texas Insider where they'd do an episode each week on the previous week's matchup ruled. That's where this came from:

 

 

If Texas had been winning, I think most fans would have been thrilled with the LHN. When you're winning and want to just keep gobbling up the homer stuffing, the LHN is amazing. And, if Texas was winning, and thus people were tuning in and the channel was getting more viewers, their budget would be increasing.

please angels sit on shanes shoulders  guide him to the promised land 

3 minutes ago, texhorn said:

Shane warming up


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Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Might have been mentioned earlier, why did did we take a TO with 5 sec in Q1?

Come on Shane...

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

Please don’t tell me someone is master bating to pics on surly.

Ok. We won't tell you.

Sucks for Shane and his redshirt. Is this game 3 or 4?

Ugh. We’re fucked. I guess the football gods have not fully forgiven us yet.

How long does it take to do an Xray? Maybe they were checking the ribs and taping him up and didn't get done in time?

10 minutes ago, NBMisha said:

Yes, comparing notes with an FSU guy at a carpet store yesterday and even he knew that all UT games come down to the last score.  

Sounds like a great time

Yes, comparing notes with an FSU guy at a carpet store yesterday and even he knew that all UT games come down to the last score.  
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Ehlinger on the sidelines throwing


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ok... i guess if we can keep rushing for 1st downs thats a good thing

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Might have been mentioned earlier, why did did we take a TO with 5 sec in Q1?

There was a thought that Iowa State may have been setting up for a fake punt.

 

ok... so it was the 2nd   1st down where we lose 2 yards on the play

Looked like a grimace on that throw on the sideline.

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