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1 minute ago, drifter379 said:

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Would.   With the hammer of Thor

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2 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Idk if this had already been asked, but how do we get in the championship game with a win next week? I thought we needed wv to beat ou sux for us to get in. If ou wins, wv has 3 losses and they have the head to head against us. Please explain

If West Virginia beats No. 6 Oklahoma at home next week, it will clinch a spot in the Big 12 title game. And because Texas beat Iowa State later Saturday, UT can clinch a spot in the title game with a win over Kansas.

Final Score:

W 24-10

First Downs:
Texas – 20
ISU – 12

Third Down Conversions
Texas – 8-15
ISU – 5-15

Total Yards:
Texas - 396
ISU - 210

Passing:
Texas – 22-25, 226 yds, 2TD
ISU - 13-29, 148 yards, int

Rushing:
Texas - 45-170, 3.8 ypc, TD, fumble
ISU - 30-62, 2.1 ypc, TD, fumble

TOP
Texas – 35:15
ISU – 24:47

Turnovers:
Texas - 1
ISU - 2

Penalties:
Texas – 3-25
ISU – 3-20

 

One word: defense. We lost it during the OU game. Glad we got it back tonight.


It was also nice the Refs didn’t fuck up the flow of the game. Probably the best called all year for both teams too.

This was a damn good game. Shane did what he had too. Proud he is still here and Fuck OU.

Bring them on!

Hook'em

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dunno if you’ve heard but the ou defense is shit. 

I'm just saying, thinking wins are a foregone conclusion is the last thing we need to do. 

Surpassed our win total from last season...that's documented progress!

1 minute ago, Sir Mikie Maik said:

If West Virginia beats No. 6 Oklahoma at home next week, it will clinch a spot in the Big 12 title game. And because Texas beat Iowa State later Saturday, UT can clinch a spot in the title game with a win over Kansas.

So whoever wins next week between OU and WV, plays us in the title game provided we beat Kansas.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Would.   With the hammer of Thor

It would seem like it……regardless.

6 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

This will be interesting as I see 3 possible scenarios, 2 of which we win. 

W- defense is still out there lost,  studying astrology but we get last possession to win in a low scoring shootout (think each offense playing ball control.)

W- defense paid the electricity so the lights are back on, and we win dominantly by 2-3 scores. 

L- defense does their best to let corn score as fast as possible to get the ball back, but there's 2 turnovers on a fumble and a fluke interception giving them the W.

2 outta 3 ain't bad

This guy fucks

Now, don’t none of you assholes go whacking off to Michelle, have some respect...

Me: scratches head

We will blow a wad all over KU face next week, and WVU/OU in the BigXII Champ game. 

Hook 'em!!!

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Kansas scares me. We can't be listening to "we are in the championship game .."

Get off the bullshit 

If you scared go to church

Thanks to OSU Cowboys and Cornelius - Pistols firing tonight 

Edited by Lhorn

7 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Idk if this had already been asked, but how do we get in the championship game with a win next week? I thought we needed wv to beat ou sux for us to get in. If ou wins, wv has 3 losses and they have the head to head against us. Please explain

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Michelle Herman's monster tits are such a huge improvement over Sally Brown's cookies.


So Michelle’s cookies >>>>> Sally’s???

I gugree

It was also nice the Refs didn’t fuck up the flow of the game. Probably the best called all year for both teams too.
Nobody watches LHN so no need to make us look like shit on National TV.
2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Thanks to OSU Cowboys and Cornelius - Pistols shooting tonight 

Seeing Grier and Cornelius running the ball into the end zone late in that game triggered me very much. 

If I have my choice, I want to play WV again. Not because I'm scared of ousux, but because I want those cOcksUckers to sit at home and watch the game knowing they got beat by both of the teams in it.

Kansas scares me. We can't be listening to "we are in the championship game .."

Scared to death of Kansas?
Just now, Modessit said:

If I have my choice, I want to play WV again. Not because I'm scared of ousux, but because I want those cOcksUckers to sit at home and watch the game knowing they got beat by both of the teams in it.

Also, it's the 10 year anniversary of being fucking robbed for the 2008 season.

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:
13 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

It was also nice the Refs didn’t fuck up the flow of the game. Probably the best called all year for both teams too.

Nobody watches LHN so no need to make us look like shit on National TV.

This cannot be emphasized enough. Game was the best called game of our season. Probably not a coincidence we had our best all-around showing of the season as well.

Let me add: Hook’em bitches.

Edited by Wishbone

Kansas scares me. We can't be listening to "we are in the championship game .."
Yeah yeah and YOU gotta be wary of little girls with a bucket of water.

Kansas doesn't scare me. Big12 refs feeling like they need to prove a point in a game that gets us to the title game does.

1 minute ago, Lou Loomis said:

Ricky’s current look:

 

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Not seein’ it man. Swing and a miss, perhaps?

2 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Ricky’s current look:

 

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Try this:

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3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Try this:

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There he is!

He’s got some Stanley hair, though.

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

The hair.

Mmm. Perhaps, not enough though. Nope, can’t get there. Ricky has his own I think.

45 minutes ago, Modessit said:
47 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:
Cheap TD. That’s on our punter. 

For not tackling the returner until he got to the 12 yd line?

No, for punting even more of a line drive than usual, then getting a face mask call on the tackle. But I’ll also give some blame to the cover guys on the play. 

This was Buechele s 3rd game.  If Ehlinger isn’t available for the next two games, is Buechele willing to call it quits in football to play in the Big XII championship game or does Texas start Rising against Kansas?

This was Buechele s 3rd game.  If Ehlinger isn’t available for the next two games, is Buechele willing to call it quits in football to play in the Big XII championship game or does Texas start Rising against Kansas?
2nd game. He didn't play vs WV. He went in but they reviewed the previous play and gave the ball to WV.
1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

This was Buechele s 3rd game.  If Ehlinger isn’t available for the next two games, is Buechele willing to call it quits in football to play in the Big XII championship game or does Texas start Rising against Kansas?

2nd game wasn’t it?

I hope you guys are right.
Just checked his stats and he played in one game before today.
1 minute ago, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:
I hope you guys are right.

Just checked his stats and he played in one game before today.

Awesome, my bad.

5 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

This was Buechele s 3rd game.  If Ehlinger isn’t available for the next two games, is Buechele willing to call it quits in football to play in the Big XII championship game or does Texas start Rising against Kansas?

You high AF nigga. Second game. 

Young guys played great tonight. Sterns, Foster, Ossai, Chris Brown on defense and obviously Ingram. Nice team win 

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You high AF nigga. Second game. 

I am, but that’s irrelevant.  I was just wrong.

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