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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

I think you mean incredible

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Kentucky won, may be top  10 next week.

Which directional, private DIII school did they play today?

 

Just now, Modessit said:
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:
I'd be nice if they'd call holding 

It's the Big12. They don't do that unless it hurts us or doesn't really hurt them.

yep  something like 3rd and 15 already and they get sacked and lose 5 yards.... thats  when the holding flag comes out.....  yeah thanks ref, we were already at 4th and 20.... no need to make it 3rd and 25 unless its the end of the game and we are up by 3 points or less and the yards matter

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Future gay pornstar. At least his name is marketable.

Man these LHN games are brutal. Terrible replay/camera work and then the announcers.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

it's ass my dude

So instead of giving up our normal 14 points on the first two drives, we held them to 3.  I'll take it.

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Just now, Helobious said:

Man these LHN games are brutal. Terrible replay/camera work and then the announcers.

well- the fox games are actually worse when the announcing team are actively rooting for Texas to lose

As long as we can control the clock and score enough, I definitely don't mind them getting FGs.

Damn, Galindo usually only irks me. However, earlier in describing Sam running the ball he essentially sad Sam cuts in slo- mow.  This was after his last 2 runs on the scoring drive where he juked so many dudes. That was all Sam. 

holy shit- we returned a kickoff past the 25...... AND WE DIDNT GET A PENALTY CALLED ON US!!!

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Sounds like the name of an aggy Corp of Cadets organization. Ass Alley '98 Whoop!

I remember seeing that porn Ass Alley, she was white and they were black, but in the end it didn’t matter because they were in love

Thank God we got our home field advantage fixed. Thanks to Chris Del Conte too 

holy shit- we returned a kickoff past the 25...... AND WE DIDNT GET A PENALTY CALLED ON US!!!

Bookmark this, because on page 62 somebody is going to ask if we've ever returned a kick past the 25 without getting a penalty.

 

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

I remember seeing that porn Ass Alley, she was white and they were black, but in the end it didn’t matter because they were in love

Sounds like you needed a few tissues

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Beck is going NFL 

Well, he's a senior, hope he can. 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

ASSALLEY is the most fucked up name i have ever seen.

Paging Key & Peele.  Secondary school must've been brutal for that guy.

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.

 4 defenders on 6 offensive players = sack

ISU's DLine doesn't fuck around. This could be another nailbiter.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.

I mean, that pressure was there pretty quick. I dont think that is on Sam, at all.

Just now, Modessit said:

Both of our OTs let their guys get away.

Vahe then helped the center and let the twist get to Sam.

C'mon defense!

Played all these crazy offenses and looked bad, time to redeem yourself. 

couple weird play calls there. Then Sam held the ball too long. Ugh.
Too long? He got maybe one second after the drop back to look before they were on him.

We need to keep a blocking RB back there on every pass.  Our O line is gonna get abused all night.

I State has a great D-line and a good defense, which travels better than offense. Gonna be a tough night. OL needs to step it up.

We’re gonna see this volleyball commercial about 50 times tonight. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

everytime we dont score.... I get the shakes

Keep drinking, it'll stop the shakes.

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