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UAB fumbles opening kickoff. Aggy picks up and scores a TD. 

Not great 

So, I'm unlcear...If aggy manages to win will this be their best triumph of the year?

I mean, the blue cats is who we thought they were..

Aggy getting some home cooking PI to keep drives alive 

of course 

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14 minutes ago, ousux said:

So, I'm unlcear...If aggy manages to win will this be their best triumph of the year?

I mean, the blue cats is who we thought they were..

False. The quality loss against Clemson will always be their biggest triumph this year.

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Aggy getting some home cooking PI to keep drives alive 

of course 

Wow...that wasn't even close to PI.

I see it's SEC cupcake weekend.

aggy vs UAB

Idaho vs Florida

Citadel vs Bama

Liberty vs Auburn

Massachusetts vs Georgia

Middle Tennessee vs Kentucky

Chattanooga vs the cocks

Beefing up that SOS this weekend, bunch of pussies.

Were they just playing the Mo Bamba song at Pyle field?

Hey UAB, the pass is working. Stop trying to run it 

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

Hey UAB, the pass is working. Stop trying to run it 

I don't get why so many teams do this when playing Aggy. Their strength is stopping the run. Their secondary sucks dick. 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Hey UAB, the pass is working. Stop trying to run it 

100% correct. aggy secondary is a disaster. Maybe don't throw into triple coverage like that again though.

I'm glad to see that someone finally stopped by Surly and learned that aggy doesn't actually have a secondary and it's completely allowed to throw the ball farther than 5 yards.

UAB coach looks like he wants to shit in aggy’s punchbowl tonight. 

I like it

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't get why so many teams do this when playing Aggy. Their strength is stopping the run. Their secondary sucks dick. 

And it took Malzahn the "offensive genius" three quarters to figure that out. The thought of aggy playing Tech or WVU in a bowl game makes me smile.

Guys, don’t forget that if there wasn’t a cap on how many teams from one state could be in the SEC the UAB would be SEC! SEC! SEC! And besides you switch the U with the A and you get AUB, whoop! 

advantage aggy

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2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

And it took Malzahn the "offensive genius" three quarters to figure that out. The thought of aggy playing Tech or WVU in a bowl game makes me smile.

WVU would need to probably lose out for any shot to play shitty Aggy. And we know the SEC officials and ESPN is not going to allow Aggy to play WV in a bowl game. They would score 60 on that shitty secondary. I'd love to see Tech to play them, too. Hell even Okie State. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

WVU would need to probably lose out for any shot to play shitty Aggy. And we know the SEC officials and ESPN is not going to allow Aggy to play WV in a bowl game. They would score 60 on that shitty secondary. I'd love to see Tech to play them, too. Hell even Okie State. 

Forgot about Okie State. But yeah, any of those teams would drop 60+ on aggy. It would be a thing of beauty, but, like you said, I'm sure the SEC will get them the easiest match-up possible to cover up the fact that Bama is their only really good team.

This one announcer sounds like a woman. Not only in voice but reason as well.

Announcer: “because fisher understands matchups and formations”.

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5 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Forgot about Okie State. But yeah, any of those teams would drop 60+ on aggy. It would be a thing of beauty, but, like you said, I'm sure the SEC will get them the easiest match-up possible to cover up the fact that Bama is their only really good team.

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UAB drives down the field for the second straight time. Misses FG for second straight time 

UAB drives down the field for the second straight time. Misses FG for second straight time 

Aggy defense forced those misses stupid t-sip
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***** Official Ags vs bama lite *****

Yes, that's actually their official thread title.

I was really hoping that the Rebs jumped on the grenade last weekend so UAB could pull this one off. Don’t I feel like the horse’s patoot. 4th quarter, can aggy please just aggy this game?

 

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