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1 minute ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

Fuck you 

Fuck OU, fuck WVU...let's beat KU, win the CCG, and let Hager finally cut the pigtails.

FUck OU, fuck WVU, we will get back to this big game in almost a decade, just excited.

It’s a coin flip for me. I love the idea of beating OU twice in a season but I’d sure like to shut WV up. As of now, WV has swept Texas teams. 

2 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

enjoy your ban

42 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

In order for us to play OU they would have to win next Friday, and I want them to lose ever fucking single game they play. So bring on WV. 

Absolutely this.

1 minute ago, Jack Burton said:

You are soft as fuck

sure thing champ

You'd think most would be happy with this win. Instead we're getting blatant racism. I mean at least you guys care.

5 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off cholo

Eat fucking shit you stupid asshat. Fuck right the fuck off. 

 Reading this board and seeing the retards pencil in wins against teams we should beat as if it's the 05 team is a beating. But rinse-repeat every year

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm white, though...

I wasn't talking to your stupid fat ass. Cry about it and eat some food to feel better

Jack Burton = Zach Smith's sock account. That's why he's so angry after a Texas win.

Edited by OU Sucks

Just now, Jack Burton said:

I wasn't talking to your stupid fat ass. Cry about it and eat some food to feel better

You quoted me, though. I think it's time for you to put the bottle down and get some rest.

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

You quoted me, though. I think it's time for you to put the bottle down and get some rest.

Fair. This board is still full of front running gaybois

 

Well better than a bunch of racist fucks like you. Enjoy your ban, fuckface.

17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You'd think most would be happy with this win. Instead we're getting blatant racism. I mean at least you guys care.

Well, to be fair, most here are happy with the win. We're getting blatant racism from one asshole.

I used a slur, It wasn't racist though. If anything Tex Pete should be banned for calling me a pussy and instigating

3 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

I used a slur, It wasn't racist though. If anything Tex Pete should be banned for calling me a pussy and instigating

You CAN’T be this stupid. Go sleep it off fuckhead. 

3 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

And credit to me for pointing out Tex Pete's bullying

Just stop. And die. 

1 minute ago, Istian said:

You CAN’T be this stupid. Go sleep it off fuckhead. 

No shit, grow some skin

5 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

And credit to me for pointing out Tex Pete's bullying

Did someone steal your account? Honestly I hope that’s true. WTF?

42 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

Ok, Cool. Hook Em.

 

And fuck you.

If the D plays like they did tonight, we should be able to beat either OU or WV. It would be really sweet to knock Ou out of the top five or whatever AND at the same moment beat them twice in the same year. There could be no better way on earth to say "We're back."
 


Iowa State’s offense — especially one with best player suspended for the first half — is light years away from WVU and OU.
1 hour ago, Agent47 said:

Fuck every team in football at any level cept Texas.

This man has something

 

1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

What the fuck is the matter with you?

I want Jack Burton to go back to texags or landthieves or wherever the hell it came from.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would you assume a bruise will keep Sam out?

You mean a bruise that can cause intense pain, loss of range of motion, and swelling? 

Yea, that's the kind of "bruise" that can keep a QB out of a game against Kansas. 

Fuck KU and their cheating basketball program and they haven't been shit since Mangino.

We're going to flatten Kansas like in Wizard of Oz.

Edited by Agent47

1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

Well, to tell a family secret... Tex Pete's grandmother was Dutch. 

13 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Well, to tell a family secret... Tex Pete's grandmother was Dutch. 

You know how Iknow which movies you watch? Lulz.

Do you get your kicks from champagne?

Edited by Wishbone

2 hours ago, Assman said:

Nope.  I want our D to shove Will Grier's horns down right up his ass.

Same!  I want this mother fucker's fingers looking like this after the game.  Again.

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1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

I used a slur, It wasn't racist though. If anything Tex Pete should be banned for calling me a pussy and instigating

Actually, it's the fucking definition of racist.

Whatever you want to think about Tex Pete (who've I always found to be relatively innocuous and a pretty good poster generally - this is Surly, not HornFans, after all), he's never done anything even remotely close to what you did. Put simply, the word you used is not acceptable in any form or fashion and you should feel really, really bad about it.

2 hours ago, Jack Burton said:

Fuck off nigger. 

When you forget you’re not on 4chan 

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

You mean a bruise that can cause intense pain, loss of range of motion, and swelling? 

Yea, that's the kind of "bruise" that can keep a QB out of a game against Kansas. 

You know, it’s a shame that there isn’t anything available to help with pain and swelling that Sam could take. 

1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

No shit, grow some skin

Yeah, people should just grow thicker skin when some clown dick motherfucker throws around a word that has been used as a tool to utterly dehumanize an entire race of people for centuries. I mean, what is the matter with people today? Why, you can't even coerce women into sex with the implied threat of violence or barbiturates these days. Clearly, everyone except you is in the wrong  🙄

 

TBH, this smells a lot like disgraced racist former Pricewaterhouse and McCombs School of Business reject Daniel Figurelli doing his best (which is still super pathetic) to make Longhorns look bad. On the off chance that you aren't a troll, you really need some fucking help.  

Edited by campcrunk

I used a slur, It wasn't racist though. If anything Tex Pete should be banned for calling me a pussy and instigating


Take the ban, pussy.

I kind of want WVU to lose and miss the CG just so I can see Ehlinger somehow troll Grier with a Horns Down karma comment with him smiling with a Horns Up at Jerry World and Grier sitting "at home" somehow for proper karmic retribution.  

Edited by UTDD

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I want bama

I still need revenge for Colt McCoy's shoulder

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