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Pennsylvania, near the Ohio border. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Too skinny. I will not be calling her.

Shaggy/Surly history checks out

Does she want soft or crispy tacos?

9:11 is a premonition... as in all of your shit ending up destroyed in a pile of rubble.

Ha! I got the same picture in a text last week. Didn’t have any comment. Also a different number.

Ha! I got the same picture in a text last week. Didn’t have any comment. Also a different number.

Probably from some poster here.

This is how people wake up in a bath tub missing a kidney.

Originally posted on Saturday night and no one has contacted her?!?

She gets around:

800notes.com -

"Dan
11 Nov 2018
Sent me a topless text saying that they are in my area and want to hang out tonight

Caller: No call just text
Call type: Text message"

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