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Rooney Rule?  What has she ever coached before?  

I don't believe it.  It makes no sense at all.  Will probably happen.

Why not? Are they afraid of losing all their games? Or not having a winning season for a decade? Or not winning a playoff game for 25 years?  Or not making the playoffs for 16 years? Or having 3 winning seasons since the 80s? Clearly, they've had high-quality coaching for the last 30 years.

32 minutes ago, SDG said:

Rooney Rule?  What has she ever coached before?  

Looney Rule, imo.

How is she any more qualified than say, Martha Stewart, or Stormy Daniels?

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

How is she any more qualified than say, Martha Stewart, or Stormy Daniels?

'Furd, brah.

This would be the most hilarious disaster in sports history. Please let this happen.

6 minutes ago, Snacks said:

... a position coach...maybe a coordinator...

/thread

Head coach? Why not commissioner? I think everyone on all spectrums could agree with that. 

Even better, let's put her on the committee to pick the CFP teams!

20 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

Even better, let's put her on the committee to pick the CFP teams!

or be Secretary of State of the United States of America, especially during a war! 

No so fast?

 

 

Before the whole “why can’t w woman be a coach” comments all over social media start...can we at least get a female positional coach or something before moving them to HC of an NFL team?

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Before the whole “why can’t w woman be a coach” comments all over social media start...can we at least get a female positional coach or something before moving them to HC of an NFL team?

Didn’t the Cards have a female position coach recently?  

Member of the CFP Committee, mentioned as head corch for an NFL team... what the fuck has this woman ever done related to the fooseball?

They would be better off hiring the most recent Madden champ.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

This would be the most hilarious disaster in sports history. Please let this happen.

It can't get any worse.

 I heard they were gonna change their name to the Browns versus the Board of Education.

Didn’t the Cards have a female position coach recently?  

Yes and I believe it was doggy...
57 minutes ago, Drew said:

Before the whole “why can’t w woman be a coach” comments all over social media start...can we at least get a female positional coach or something before moving them to HC of an NFL team?

And someone who actually knows about football and not, as Pat Dye explained 5 years ago when he heard she'd be on the freaking CFP committee, someone who "all they know about football is what somebody told her."

She’s probably more qualified than Hue Jackson 

4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

How is she any more qualified than say, Martha Stewart, or Stormy Daniels?

How is she any less qualified than Hue Jackson, Gregg Williams, Mike Pettine, Rob Chudzinski, or Pat Shurmur? It sounds like you found her coordinators.

This was a stupid rumor even before every damn news site repeated it in a transparently desperate attempt to get clicks from it.

I mean, don't get me wrong. It's highly believable that Cleveland would offer her the job. What isn't is that she'd take it.

6 hours ago, Mole said:

Why not? Are they afraid of losing all their games? Or not having a winning season for a decade? Or not winning a playoff game for 25 years?  Or not making the playoffs for 16 years? Or having 3 winning seasons since the 80s? Clearly, they've had high-quality coaching for the last 30 years.

Now that you mention it, Bernie Kosar has a legit claim to GOAT over Tom Brady.

Who could have foreseen that the Browns were this clueless?

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

How is she any more qualified than say, Martha Stewart, or Stormy Daniels?

I feel like Martha Stewart could handle a locker room. Bitch spent time in the joint. 

I didn’t think she was in federal pound me in the ass prison though was she?

7 hours ago, Drew said:

Before the whole “why can’t w woman be a coach” comments all over social media start...can we at least get a female positional coach or something before moving them to HC of an NFL team?

Marilyn Chambers was a great position coach in her day, in her field.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can't be any worse than Jason Garrett.

don't give skeletor any ideas.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can't be any worse than Jason Garrett.

Lutz...

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I didn’t think she was in federal pound me in the ass prison though was she?

Federal takes a lickin' prison.

2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

Who could have foreseen that the Browns were this clueless?

Pretty much everyone on this board. 

It could be worse...they could interview Jeff Fisher.

Think of all the ass clowns and space occupying lesions that have been NFL HCs ( and currently).

It seems as if it almost doesn’t matter unless you want to be above .500, .500 is the ideal  NFL goal.

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