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Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet

 

This KU team is better than last years team and this is their bowl game... at home.

 

Without Sam and a few others that may be out, this may be a very close game. Hope the team isnt overlooking this one. I expect a Baylor-like win

We have to go 1-0 this week. No let ups. Let the defense feast on these mother fuckers. We owe them a loss in Lawrence. 

Focus. Must remained focused. Maximum focusness required. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet

No offense, dude, but not only am I not interested, I'm not even a little bit curious. 

Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

No offense, dude, but not only am I not interested, I'm not even a little bit curious. 

dude , do you even pulp fiction ?

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I just dont agree with all the big 12 championship talk just yet. PSA: we have another game this week

14 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

I think Ehlinger should sit this one out. Let's help Buechele finish out his Texas career on a high note.

Kansas pretty good at generating turnovers.  Sam seems to allude the rush better than Shane so fewer negative plays.  If Sam can go, better start him.

Appreciate what Shane has done to help with the Wins over both Baylor & Iowa State....

1-0 🤘

Edited by LTtxfan

I will let the coaches and players worry about preparing for Kansas. I do not need to do it as a fan. I know the coaches are not going to let them look past this game,

But we are not fucking losing to Kansas. I don't care how "improved" they are or where the game is played, etc. 

Just now, mulletpelini said:

mad hatter gonna dial up some fake stop the clock management plays

Next year?😀

Beware... Kansas is no longer hopeless with the arrival of the Hatter in Lawrence.

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I just dont agree with all the big 12 championship talk just yet. PSA: we have another game this week

True, but this is the best case scenario game we could have asked for to close out the reg season. Tommie will have them hungry and the seniors just need to remember how the last game in Lawrence felt afterwards.

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Sam seems to allude the rush better than Shane so fewer negative plays.

Elude. Please, let's act like graduates of THE University of Texas.

I think Ehlinger should sit this one out. Let's help Buechele finish out his Texas career on a high note.


Shane’s a junior. Has the transfer rumor mill started up again?

I kind of agree with the sentiment, but it seems like bitchassedness. I blame mack.

7 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

 


Shane’s a junior. Has the transfer rumor mill started up again?

 

Nothing official but it's clear. He gone.

6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Elude. Please, let's act like graduates of THE University of Texas.

Or at least use spell check. Wait, is spell check one or two words?

So just to be clear, if we win on Friday, then we can start sucking each other’s dicks?

Shane was the starter in 2016 @ Kansas. 

 

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:
4 minutes ago, NowThis said:
Shane was the starter in 2016 @ Kansas. 
 

An injured Shane.

not much of a quality dropoff

I just dont agree with all the big 12 championship talk just yet. PSA: we have another game this week


Um, ok. But why do you always have to be a punk bitch about everything?
18 minutes ago, NowThis said:

not much of a quality dropoff

Negged for bitchassery and inaccuracy.

28 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Shane was the starter in 2016 @ Kansas. 

 

I’ll never quite understand how we lost that game, cause I didn’t watch. I remember watching the very first play for Texas, and it was an easy Buechele to Warrick 70 yard TD pass I believe. Turned the TV off and left to do something else, figured the game would be a blowout. Was shocked to see the final later. 

32 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Shane was the starter in 2016 @ Kansas. 

 

And a shitty head coach was in charge.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I’ll never quite understand how we lost that game, cause I didn’t watch. I remember watching the very first play for Texas, and it was an easy Buechele to Warrick 70 yard TD pass I believe. Turned the TV off and left to do something else, figured the game would be a blowout. Was shocked to see the final later. 

Charlie Strong. That is why. 

I’ll never quite understand how we lost that game, cause I didn’t watch. I remember watching the very first play for Texas, and it was an easy Buechele to Warrick 70 yard TD pass I believe. Turned the TV off and left to do something else, figured the game would be a blowout. Was shocked to see the final later. 

Well, it’s obvious you jinxed us with your shitty fandom. Thanks asshole.
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Elude. Please, let's act like graduates of THE University of Texas.

Hey fucker, I’ll have you know I attended THE Southwestern University, but yeah.....go bucs!

Senior day in Lawrence, and also known to be the last game for the head coach. 

And Texas is banged up at multiple positions, including possibly starting the backup qb. 

I can see that I will have apprehension. Hope the guys that suit up and play won’t be denied their shot at a conference championship by the worst team in the league. 

If I'm Herman I make the entire team watch the 2016 game and how embarrassed everyone was..like you have Omenihu slamming his helmet down etc. Most those kids that will start on Friday will want revenge for that game AND have something to play for this time.. Horns win big with Shane. 

31 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

But why do you always have to be a punk bitch about everything?

 

tau·tol·o·gy
/tôˈtäləjē/
noun
 
  1. the saying of the same thing twice in different words, generally considered to be a fault of style (e.g., they arrived one after the other in succession ).
    synonyms: pleonasm, repetition, reiteration, redundancy, superfluity, duplication
    "avoid such tautology as "let's all work together, everyone, as a team" by saying simply "let's work together""
16 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

That RB #1 , shredded OU last night. 

He looked legit. 

...against the OU _efense

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So just to be clear, if we win on Friday, then we can start sucking each other’s dicks?

Sure, but guard your cinnamon ring cause I think OP is running some kind of diversion on y'all.

mad hatter gonna dial up some fake stop the clock management plays

Actuall kind of an interesting point..if Les is in the payroll by then could he not be part of the staff on Friday, maybe as a “consultant “?

I'll suck any gotdamn dicks I feel like sucking and it's none of your gotdamn business.

Edited by Thetexashammer

I'll suck any gotdamn dicks I feel like sucking and it's none of your gotdamn business.

You should have that embroidered on a pillow

The situation has changed.  Senior day so the seniors have something to play for.  Mad Hatter introduced as coach today so the young guys have someone to play for.  In lawrence and I'm sure we will have our best crowd all year based on the news.

Could be a buzzsaw if UT doesn't come to play.  Not going to be a bye week game for you guys.

there is a lot of inspirational vibes in lawrence right now.  Plus the students will be pregaming for the KU basketball game later friday night.

What’s funny is we don’t actually have to beat Kansas if ou beats wvu and isu beats KSU.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Summary: OP is interested in sucking a lot of dicks.

Where does the line start?

seriously? i swear there was some sorta ncaa rule that states when texas lands on the just beat isu spot, they immediately skip to the big 12 championship game on the board.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Elude. Please, let's act like graduates of THE University of Texas.

So ambarassing am I right? 

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