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Why doesn’t this fucker ever goddamn run?  Just fucking run 

He did try. It was too late. He didn’t have much time there.
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  • Fuck Jerry! Falcons are overrated. Dallas will win today. Garrett is still a shitty coach. Nothing will ever change as long as Jerry is alive. If I cared about The Cowboys as much as I do the Longhorn

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    Yeah, LVE is the real deal. Turned out be a great pick, especially with #50 being, well, himself.

  • Terry and Howie ripping the Cowboys. And nothing they said wasn't true. Garrett is the laughing stock of this league.

So back to the inept offense we've come to know so well. 

If Daks first read isn’t open he just needs to tuck it an run. He isn’t throwing anyone open so if his first read Isn’t open just run it, one reason he is sacked so much

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Stop the presses. They just called holding in our favor...

A Fucking hold call. Had to be wide out in the open and blatant. But they got one at least.

Gotta fucking catch that Heath. We could have 2-3 picks today.

But damn that was a nice play by Julio.

In that type play, could a defender then become a defenseless receiver? Not saying it should have been called there, it just sparked the thought.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

In that type play, could a defender then become a defenseless receiver? Not saying it should have been called there, it just sparked the thought.

Was going to say the same thing until i saw the replay. He really didn't make that hard of a hit, just well placed. 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

In that type play, could a defender then become a defenseless receiver? Not saying it should have been called there, it just sparked the thought.

yes but it will rarely happen and IMO if it even does they won't throw the flag.

yes but it will rarely happen and IMO if it even does they won't throw the flag.

Yep, I bet if heath had caught that and jones then hit him helmet to helmet nothing would have been called
1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

yes but it will rarely happen and IMO if it even does they won't throw the flag.

It would be like a RB stiff arm to the face mask and grabbing it which is very rarely called, or when they lower the crown if the helmet and hit the tackler, again very rarely called

Their WRs are just so good. They’ve dropped a few but it’s clear they can catch anywhere.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Also, Jones' punts are fucking terrible. 

He's not that good. IMO we should be looking for someone better.  too inconsistent.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Awuzie is hot garbage.

Nobody is going to cover Julio on the slant, or pretty much any route. 

D playing winning football and O shitting the bed. rinse repeat. beasley drop gonna cost us.

 

On the plus side Houston is up 10 on Washington.

Coach Pussy is back in the house it appears

 wtf ginger? Just cash it in for the half. You gutless fuck. 

Saving that TO for the second half! Smert!

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Nobody is going to cover Julio on the slant, or pretty much any route. 
He can't cover anyone in this league. At all.

I don’t understand Garrett. why run a couple of plays then decide not to take a shot.

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

the heath drop is going to cost us at least three pts

he got lit up but you could tell he went up not expecting to get hit.  you have to be ready.

 Question are we the only team in all football level sports that have no deep ball game no hell Mary game lead by a pussy ass Coach refuses to make an attempt for points before the half I swear to God somebody needs to fucking come out and say Garrett fucking touch them inappropriately 

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Good job Garrett. Have a timeout and just need about 15 to 20 yards for a FG attempt to end the half. Nope let's not use it and go to half. What a fucking coward.

Not sure if Garrett is gutless, spineless, or both. But he finds a way to show it pretty much every game. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

 Question are we the only team in all football level sports that have no deep ball game no hell Mary game lead by a pussy ass Coach refuses to make an attempt for points before the half I swear to God somebody needs to fucking come out and say Garrett fucking touch them inappropriately 

I enjoyed this rant. And punctuation is overrated. 

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

I enjoyed this rant. And punctuation is overrated. 

Voice to text while running. Sorry professor can I get an extension on next weeks submission?

this is typical,  a few weeks of film on cooper in our offense and DC's can take him away.  Linehan and Ginger have no clue.  I can see the halftime discussion "he was open last week on these plays".

Ginger is the suck and Linehan is the suck worse

Let me tell you what will happen. Regardless of how the cowboys finish the year Ginger will not be fired. He has a year left on his contract and will he allowed to coach through end of next year no matter what.

 

He is Jerry’s favorite puppet and he doesn’t want to lose that. They will fire Linehan as the sacrificial goat saying also that losing their star center causes this abortion of an offense and the promise of a new year!

 

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Terry and Howie ripping the Cowboys. And nothing they said wasn't true. Garrett is the laughing stock of this league.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Voice to text while running. Sorry professor can I get an extension on next weeks submission?

No, no...it is 1000x better without the punctuation. It was a compliment. 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Terry and Howie ripping the Cowboys. And nothing they said wasn't true. Garrett is the laughing stock of this league.

I have to think Garrett has pics or video of Jones doing bad things and is blackmailing him.  

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I have to think Garrett has pics or video of Jones doing bad things and is blackmailing him.  

I doubt Jerry would give a shit

Remember when thanksgiving meant the cowboys winning they Sunday before, using the advantage of a home game on a short week for another won, and then use the 10 rest for another win, for a nice 3 game streak? Yea those were the days when we didn't suck. This year the game after turkey day is the following Thursday, but then they get 10 days. With last week's win that could be a 5 game win streak, but they'll be lucky to win 2.

Did anybody really not see this coming? It's what this team, coached by this jackass and owned by this piece of shit, does. 

26 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

If Daks first read isn’t open he just needs to tuck it an run. He isn’t throwing anyone open so if his first read Isn’t open just run it, one reason he is sacked so much

Yeah that isn't going to work in the NFL, be better off with the back up or wildcat than that. 

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