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  • Fuck Jerry! Falcons are overrated. Dallas will win today. Garrett is still a shitty coach. Nothing will ever change as long as Jerry is alive. If I cared about The Cowboys as much as I do the Longhorn

  • Vito Andolini
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    Yeah, LVE is the real deal. Turned out be a great pick, especially with #50 being, well, himself.

  • Terry and Howie ripping the Cowboys. And nothing they said wasn't true. Garrett is the laughing stock of this league.

Got damnit, Smith gets the handoff 95% of the time when he enters the game, everyone knows this

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Just now, Mileslong said:

Got damnit, Smith gets the handoff 95% of the time when he enters the game, everyone knows this

Creativity!! Clap clap clap

Dak does not know how to move in the pocket.  no feel at all.  he didn't have to bail there.

Hey at least they got back in FG range right? As long as he makes it.

Would rather see them go for it

 

Oh well, take the field goal. Super exciting 

 

 

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Dak is a fucking statue. Our Shane Boo.  Just running in quick sand 

Just now, Mileslong said:

Got damnit, Smith gets the handoff 95% of the time when he enters the game, everyone knows this

yep just a wasted play.

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Pam looking a little rough

She's been on a downward trend for a couple of years now. Still some nice DSLs though.

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Got damnit, Smith gets the handoff 95% of the time when he enters the game, everyone knows this

Why has this revelation not occurred to the Dallas coaching staff?

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Also, I'm a little behind but I'd just like to say that Garrett has a huge gaping vag.

Never too late for the truth. 

All kinds of fucked up. Tank almost had Ryan. They didn’t tackle the receiver and he gained tons of yards.

Game of “almosts”

Why has this revelation not occurred to the Dallas coaching staff?

For the same reason they kept running the Dak bootleg on the first play from scrimmage for the last three years even though they started taking a sack everytime before they quit

That was uber embarrassing and defined this season 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck. We can't afford to have LVE hurt.

We got Sean Lee, we're good

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh wait

Keep forcing FGs...because the offense isn’t doing shit.

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If this was an SEC game, it would be the game of the century!!

Defense playing admirable. Offense doesn’t want us to win 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Defense playing admirable. Offense doesn’t want us to win 

Dak's playing like he had a tough night last night. Slow, poor decisions. Of course, it doesn't help that the game plan is shit

A QB comes into the league well coached in college and shows poise, accuracy on the move, and an ability to make plays.

By his 3rd year all of the good traits are coached out of him and he plays scared, hesitant, and inaccurate. Absolutely horrific coaching job by Garrett, Linehan, and the boy blunder scrub QB coach. 

Whoever kicks the last fg wins!

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Oh look, it's the predictable Lewis jet sweep lol. How about faking to him and throwing it off that? Too much to ask?

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