November 18, 20187 yr Quote The CIA assassinated John F. Kennedy after he refused to kill and replace billions of birds with drones. The U.S. government is sequestering a team of Boeing engineers in Area 51 for a secret military mission. Our tax dollars have been funneled into building the “Turkey X500,” a robot used to hunt large birds. I would love to be making this up. Are Birds Actually Government-Issued Drones? So Says a New Conspiracy Theory Making Waves (and Money)
November 18, 20187 yr I think shit like this (and the flat-earth folks, etc) is a product of boredom. these are bored people who are just trolling and it’s mildly amusing to them because of the shock it delivers to normal people. I have a hard time accepting that anyone really believes it. perhaps I’m overestimating humanity, though. well after actually reading the article it’s just bored college kids trolling for mild amusement. I was right! I am a genius. Edited November 18, 20187 yr by futureman
November 18, 20187 yr Popular Post As God is my witness, I thought the Turkey X500 could fly.
November 18, 20187 yr If by "Government", you mean pre-Lizard-People Dwarven crafters in the service of the Knights Templars, then sure, birds are "Government" drones.
November 19, 20187 yr Who's the piece of shit responsible for programming said drones to shit all over my car every time I wash it? I want to take a shit on his windshield now
November 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, BurntEyes said: You see.. the lack of respect is at the core of all your issues. Bow down before the ones you serve or you're going to get what you deserve. Maybe he'd rather die than give you control.
November 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Neonmoon said: Birds serve zero purpose. Fuck birds Sounds like Thanksgiving at the Neonmoon household probably sucks.
November 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, BurntEyes said: You see.. the lack of respect is at the core of all your issues. Bow down before the ones you serve or you're going to get what you deserve. I wish I could see your face in the morning when you see that log on your windshield!
November 19, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Maybe he'd rather die than give you control. God, money... I'd do anything for you.
November 19, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, Neonmoon said: Birds serve zero purpose. Fuck birds What do you eat on Tuesday?
November 19, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: What do you eat on Tuesday? Is Tuesday bird day like Good Friday is no meat day ?
November 19, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, RDCanecutter said: If by "Government", you mean pre-Lizard-People Dwarven crafters in the service of the Knights Templars, then sure, birds are "Government" drones. It's not a coincidence that Ben Franklin, a Mason, wanted the Turkey X500 to be the national bird.
November 19, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Beau Vine said: I for one welcome our new bird drone overlords. They are going to start eating us on Tuesdays.
November 19, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said: They are going to start eating us on Tuesdays. If Tuesday is anything like this Monday has been, they can have my ass.
November 29, 20187 yr On 11/19/2018 at 10:11 AM, Fudge Nuggets said: They are going to start eating us on Tuesdays. Not before I've had my snow coffee
November 29, 20187 yr All this time I thought the metal I find in ducks, geese, and dove was shot......This explains everything.
December 8, 20187 yr On 12/5/2018 at 12:25 AM, ADHD said: The CIA put a microchip in my rooster. They just wanted to grab your cock.
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