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Are they trying to get Herman to trash Strong? Where were these questions last year, guys?

1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

And here we go again, another set of questions on the loss to KU years ago

He should say it was a blessing.  Allowed Texas to dump Charlie with almost no meaningful negative press.  

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Q: why not rest Sam and play Shane?

A: we are gonna play the best players that give us the best chance to win games. If our best is healthy, we are gonna play our best

Just now, Machinator said:

 

Exactly what I wanted to hear. You don't rest your starters in a game this important, even if it is Kansas. If Kansas really sucks well Shane can play the second half with a big lead.

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Yesterday’s practice was more of a walk thru with no pads or helmets. Today it’s back to pads.

Just now, Machinator said:

 

Exactly. He wasn’t there so why are they asking those fucking questions 

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Code for Shane’s played in two game and after KU we have Two games left and we don’t want to burn his shirt.  

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More questions on Sam’s health

A: if we played the game today he wouldn’t be playing. We should know by Thursday his status.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Exactly what I wanted to hear. You don't rest your starters in a game this important, even if it is Kansas. If Kansas really sucks well Shane can play the second half with a big lead.

Resting Sam, if he can play, sends the message that you are taking Kansas lightly,  this Texas team has demonstrated itself to be ill-equipped to handle that frame of mind. 

I really am going to miss Tre Watson next season.  He won't completely burn you with his speed but you can tell he's been a leader in a young RB room.  He seems like a great guy too.  He just wants to play football.

1 minute ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Resting Sam, if he can play, sends the message that you are taking Kansas lightly,  this Texas team has demonstrated itself to be ill-equipped to handle that frame of mind. 

And this is the most important game of the year regardless of who we are playing. We have to go 1-0 this week.

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How can the sips tell if these inner city kids have contusions?

-texaggy.

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Q on Les Miles hiring

 

A: tremendously respected coach in our profession and we wish him the best

 

18 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Are they trying to get Herman to trash Strong? Where were these questions last year, guys?

I'll do it for him.

Fuck that waterheaded retard. Glad he's stealing from another university these days.

Hate that he wasted our time and money and dragged UT through the shit. 

I wish I had a sense for what Tex Pete thinks about Charlie Strong.  All his posts about him seem to be somehow coded or cloaked in ambiguity.

5 minutes ago, gecko said:

I wish I had a sense for what Tex Pete thinks about Charlie Strong.  All his posts about him seem to be somehow coded or cloaked in ambiguity.

I like to play my cards close to the vest.

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I like to play my cards close to the vest.

Haha...you wear a vest? 

It's a vest....with sparkly things on it....

37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I'll do it for him.

Fuck that waterheaded retard. Glad he's stealing from another university these days.

Hate that he wasted our time and money and dragged UT through the shit. 

I think he is actually still stealing from us. 

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I think he is actually still stealing from us. 

Yep. until this year is over. 

42 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I'll do it for him.

Fuck that waterheaded retard. Glad he's stealing from another university these days.

Hate that he wasted our time and money and dragged UT through the shit. 

I gather you are not a fan

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I did not see the previous 5 jokes

55 minutes ago, SDG said:

Code for Shane’s played in two game and after KU we have Two games left and we don’t want to burn his shirt.  

I wish Herman could speak his mind at these things.

"Well, Shane's obviously looking to transfer, and we want to do right by him and preserve a year of eligibility, which anyone with a brain larger than a grain of sand has already figured out.  Nice question, jerky.  Next?"

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Hmm.  Bevo tweets about himself in the third person bovine.

8 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

Hmm.  Bevo tweets about himself in the third person bovine.

Is he running for office?

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Stupid question Cedric..... then you doubledown by posting on Twitter.  

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Resting Sam, if he can play, sends the message that you are taking Kansas lightly,  this Texas team has demonstrated itself to be ill-equipped to handle that frame of mind. 

This right here is the right answer.
42 minutes ago, gecko said:

It's a vest....with sparkly things on it....

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1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Resting Sam, if he can play, sends the message that you are taking Kansas lightly,  this Texas team has demonstrated itself to be ill-equipped to handle that frame of mind. 

Great Point.....Saban Did same thing with Tua vs Citadel.  Halftime score.....

Citadel........... 10

Bama............. 10

Bet that was a fun halftime speech for Bama players.....

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I like to play my cards close to the vest.

Jim Tressel? Is it really you?

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1 hour ago, gecko said:

It's a vest....with sparkly things on it....

Would you say it has the appropriate amount of flare?

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