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As shitty as the world has become, a world toilet day is definitely in order.

I'm just gonna assume they don't celebrate this in India.

Bout to drop my early afternoon deuce 

Edited by Zepol87

4.5 billion people live without a safe toilet.  What the hell makes a toilet safe?  And I'm intrigued by the 892 million folks who "practise open defecation."  Trying to figure out if I'm one of those, since about a year ago I did a massive shit on a gravel road just outside of Webberville on HWY 969.  Pretty sure it was at a school bus stop because fuck Webberville and fuck Del Valle ISD.

As a Squatty Potty enthusiast, they need to make the toilets lower to the ground.  These high ass toilets with your toes barely touching make it so hard to get the sphincter in a more natural crap inducing state.  

Toilets great. Lower toilets better.  

10 hours ago, American Swindle said:

As a Squatty Potty enthusiast, they need to make the toilets lower to the ground.  These high ass toilets with your toes barely touching make it so hard to get the sphincter in a more natural crap inducing state.  

Toilets great. Lower toilets better.  

Hamm?

3 hours ago, RPM said:

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I used to do the same thing with a Whataburger on the toilet with jalapenos. It was bliss until it wasn't.

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