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3 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I can never see this phrase anymore without thinking of:

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I have a 6 yo boy and I taught him this when he was 3.  We do this about 3 times a week to each other.

3 hours ago, MrBig said:

Fuck the reprimand. It’s not like he said the Big 12 laser commercial sucks too.

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If I'm Hager, I tell the Big 12 that there will be no apologies as long as they are silently condoning the classless horndown gestures by players in the games.  

His apology should be:

 

I apologize that I misspoke.   It is now 3:11 and OU still sucks.

So you are telling me that millions of student athlete posts on twitter, there is no intra-conference trash talk? And we’ve seen the half-assed enforcement of horns down taunting.

This is bullshit.

On 11/19/2018 at 5:16 PM, Horny Bull said:

This conference needs to die.

It will. Just a few more years left before the contracts expire. Can't come soon enough!

What a joke. I say “Fuck, I hate this shitty conference” at lest once a day.  And it’s for a different reason each say.  

Edited by Liquor and Poker
Fuck, I hate this shitty conference

Hager should end every interview now by looking for a clock or asking a reporter what time it is and saying "it's (whatever time) and..." then just walk off.

I just want to see OU lose by 35 and the look on Kyler Murray's face if that is the score early in the 4th qtr.  
By your command...

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'm shocked by Oklahomas response to this but I guess I shouldn't be.  They fucking get it.  Too bad Bowlsby doesnt.  

Thats what makes the rivalry so great. A worthy opponent.  (Looking at you aggy).  And decades of hate.

It's 946 and OU sucks

On 11/19/2018 at 7:27 PM, Leanderman said:

The Dysfunctional Vet website sells bags of dick. Guess who I want to send a bag of them to?

http://shipadick.com/

Also, can we refer to this as "The War on Hatemas."

10 hours ago, MrBig said:

Fuck the reprimand. It’s not like he said the Big 12 laser commercial sucks too.

Woah woah, now that's a little bit too far. 

Apologize!

I'm looking forward to conference road trips to the Bay Area, LA, Eugene, Salt Lake City, Seattle and Tempe.

7 minutes ago, Whatever said:

I'm looking forward to conference road trips to the Bay Area, LA, Eugene, Salt Lake City, Seattle and Tempe.

And 9pm CT kickoffs?

Can someone really be reprimanded for simply stating known facts?

Don't know what he said, but if it involved blowU and got the Big12 offices panties in a twist...I fully support it.

Just saw what he said above, much better than I expected..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji869]

Screw that land thief article for being awesome and making me think they don’t all suck. 
 
Aggy would never do something that honest and cool. 
That is true, aggy would never do that..

but blowU still sucks and that won't change.
And 9pm CT kickoffs?
I can handle it. Actually it'll be better for me since the kids will be in bed and I can watch in peace and drunkenness.
7 hours ago, Lhorn said:

And 9pm CT kickoffs?

You must be an old.

9 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Fuck Bowlsby and this whole fucking conference!

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You must be an old.

Just because you’ll be getting up to piss for the second time, doesn’t mean the rest of us want to stay up all night.

Still waiting for the Big 12 to ask Tevin Elliott to make an apology.

Heh - I don’t watch the games on TV. Too damned stressful.

Tried  watching the last few minutes of one game on TV this season and nearly stroked out while popping a couple of nitro pills.

Its.not just a sleep issue. How drunk will fans be by the late kickoffs?  I don't even drink. I'm looking out for y'alls livers.  Then hung over Sunday so you skip church, end up going to hell.  It's a whole vicious cycle. 

19 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I'm shocked by Oklahomas response to this but I guess I shouldn't be.  They fucking get it.  Too bad Bowlsby doesnt.  

Thats what makes the rivalry so great. A worthy opponent.  (Looking at you aggy).  And decades of hate.

It's 946 and OU sucks

Worthy fucking adversary 

Its.not just a sleep issue. How drunk will fans be by the late kickoffs?  I don't even drink. I'm looking out for y'alls livers.  Then hung over Sunday so you skip church, end up going to hell.  It's a whole vicious cycle. 

You're a doofus if you think the Pac-12 would stick us in the 9 Central slot more than maybe once every 2-3 years.

 

18 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

Fuck Bowlsby and this whole fucking conference!

Aren't you forgetting someone?

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25 years from now, we will look back at his career fondly because of this. 

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Actually, it won't even take 25 years.

Yeah probably not very often but the PAC 10 schedule is obviously set for Pacific time audience in general. Eve n if it doesn't affect the Texas game much it affects other conference matchups that you might want to see.  Pac10 fans in general feel that games are on too late to satisfy the networks need to not compete with central time games.  And those are fans watching 2 hours earlier than you'd be watching

As fucking dumb as this all is, it is only serving to illuminate on a bigger stage how the B12 is a feckless, hypocritical bunch of dorks who is far less than the sum of its parts... Including making Oklahoma look <opens mouthwash> sensible and sporting. 

Hager es ultimo hombre no matter what. 

It's 11:12 and ou still sucks and take the loss pussy are the double whammy 2018 equivalent of it don't make a shit. 

Fucking legendary. 

 

Its.not just a sleep issue. How drunk will fans be by the late kickoffs?  I don't even drink. I'm looking out for y'alls livers.  Then hung over Sunday so you skip church, end up going to hell.  It's a whole vicious cycle. 
Not only what Huck said, but why the hell do you give a shit about my liver?
On 11/20/2018 at 8:21 AM, MrPhlegm said:
On 11/19/2018 at 8:26 PM, Drew said:


Jesus Christ we really differentiating Arlington(where the Dallas Cowboys play) from Dallas?

Yes, you twat. Dallas hasn't had a pro football team since 1972.

October '71.

You should google her.  She deserves a little more respect than referring to her as “THOT.”

So thirsty...
7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You're a doofus if you think the Pac-12 would stick us in the 9 Central slot more than maybe once every 2-3 years.

 

Yeah the PAC-12 would be horrible.

How about we just fire  Bowlsby and all the refs?

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You're a doofus if you think the Pac-12 would stick us in the 9 Central slot more than maybe once every 2-3 years.

 

They would actually love to have a third time zone to justify more early tv time slots.  Even our away games would probably demand an early west coast time slot so they can get more central time zone eye balls.

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You're a doofus if you think the Pac-12 would stick us in the 9 Central slot more than maybe once every 2-3 years.

 

Yeah, this is what I think too.  If we go west, which I wouldn't mind doing, both sides would likely put rules in writing about kickoff times for road teams.

Personally, I think if starting times of football games get weaponized, it hurts a West coast road team a hell of a lot more to get an 11am game when they come to Austin.  I mean, their pre-game rituals would get pushed up so they'd be waking up at what would be 4 or 5 am Pacific time and kicking off at 9.  

That seems way more painful than making a Texas team kick off at what would be 9pm. 

Not to rehash the entire conference alignment thread, but we're already making semi-annual road trips to fucking Ames, fucking Stillwater, fucking Manhattan, et fucking cetera, but some alums are getting their panties bunched up at the prospect of flying every fourth year into LA to play USC or UCLA, flying to Phoenix, Seattle, etc.?  Seriously?  You might be in the plane an extra 90 minutes but you probably get most of that back again by spending less time on a bus driving through cow pastures.

If you're part of the crowd that lunges for your keyboard so you can type "WHAT ABOUT 9 PM KICKOFFS?" then stop for a moment, think about what you're saying, and then viciously punch yourself right in your tiny little balls.  

 

Yeah, this is what I think too.  If we go west, which I wouldn't mind doing, both sides would likely put rules in writing about kickoff times for road teams.
Personally, I think if starting times of football games get weaponized, it hurts a West coast road team a hell of a lot more to get an 11am game when they come to Austin.  I mean, their pre-game rituals would get pushed up so they'd be waking up at what would be 4 or 5 am Pacific time and kicking off at 9.  
That seems way more painful than making a Texas team kick off at what would be 9pm. 
Not to rehash the entire conference alignment thread, but we're already making semi-annual road trips to fucking Ames, fucking Stillwater, fucking Manhattan, et fucking cetera, but some alums are getting their panties bunched up at the prospect of flying every fourth year into LA to play USC or UCLA, flying to Phoenix, Seattle, etc.?  Seriously?  You might be in the plane an extra 90 minutes but you probably get most of that back again by spending less time on a bus driving through cow pastures.
If you're part of the crowd that lunges for your keyboard so you can type "WHAT ABOUT 9 PM KICKOFFS?" then stop for a moment, think about what you're saying, and then viciously punch yourself right in your tiny little balls.  
 
Couldn't have said it better myself.

It ain’t a problem for me to fly into the pacific time zone. The return trip is pretty shitty late night though.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

It ain’t a problem for me to fly into the pacific time zone. The return trip is pretty shitty late night though.

How long is the trip in that new-fangled bi-plane of yours?

OU being reasonable AF.  I mean it's still 7:48PT and OU still sucks and all, but very reasonable. 

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