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#2

Well shit, I eat Romaine every other day.

Can't I just wash it off well and/or soak it in beer for 15 mins?

#4
Just now, phdhorn said:

Well shit, I eat Romaine every other day.

Can't I just wash it off well and/or soak it in beer for 15 mins?

Dude, the wreath fund is overdrawn.

#5

I just ate some romaine in a chipotle burrito. I'll never know of it was e coli when my ass blasts me into orbit. 

Edited by hayden_horn

#6

Jesus Fucksticks. Is it that hard to write a press release any more?

There are about a billion articles and tweets out on this in the last 62 minutes, many of the say "11 States and Canada" but not a single fucking article lists any specific States.

Edited by Orange&White

#9
8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

I just ate some romaine in a chipotle burrito. I'll never know of it was e coli when my ass blasts me into orbit. 

You might as well start a go fund me page.

#11
15 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

Hall Of Fame right here.

#12
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What if I like having painful runny shits?

You planning on running a marathon?

#13

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

#15
24 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Ok ok everyone, lettuce romaine calm. 

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#16
4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

Well that looks like a national supply chain.  So expect more to be added.

#22

Lots of Jewish people in those states.  I think the Ay-rabs did it.  In retaliation for Goliath.

#27
4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Jokes on you, I use romaine for toilet paper.

Romaine tossed salet!

#32
48 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

From the radio on my commute it sounds like its ALL romaine in the entire country.

Anyone else hear that?

HEB/Central Market and Randall's here in Austin have pulled all that they have romaining.

So of course, they sold out of everything else they had that was pre-packaged/washed.

 

#34
6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

ok, per a cnn phone notification, states are:

california, connecticut, illinois, massachusetts, maryland, michigan, new hampshire, new jersey, new yorks, ohio, and wisconsin

(Tidybowl) Blue Wave states

#36
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

HEB/Central Market and Randall's here in Austin have pulled all that they have romaining.

So of course, they sold out of everything else they had that was pre-packaged/washed.

 

Central Market in Dallas had it all removed this evening as well. I tossed the remaining romaine salad that was in my fridge this evening.

#37

At work tonight a Caesar salad from Costco with some left over chicken I had at home was the highlight of the meal tonight until I saw the warning about romaine.

So.....tempted......

#38
My wife needs to lose some weight, I gave her romaine tonight, so crossing my fingers.
You're crazy!

It's like we all tell her-more cushion, less pushin'.
#40

something something Rebecca Romijn something something John Stamos  something something the fat kid from Stand By Me.

#41
13 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Anal Tantrums is the best band name ever.   

Anal Tantrums might as well have been my ex girlfriends name.

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