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10 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Hell, Lumbergh fucked her

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She's going to prison. With Daddy.

On 11/22/2018 at 9:54 AM, Sbbruin said:

She’s got some monster titties.  I’ll say that for her.

Her surgeon does some excellent work. He also must have taken care of the signature Trump gopher teeth that her brothers have.  Or maybe she has a different mom. Not sure which kid belongs to which mail order bride. 

I’m pretty sure the Baby Mommas and their assorted progeny are -

Ivanna - Don Junior, Ivanka, Eric

Marla Maples - Tiffany

Melania - Barron

Leaving out any illegitimates by Playboy bunnies/porn stars/strippers we the people don’t know about.

Yet.

On 11/22/2018 at 8:45 AM, Blotto said:

This thread sucks

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Damn, she’s fine.

Especially like the face that says "nothing here".

Damn, she’s fine.
I dunno. She kind of looks like Voldemort with blonde hair and big titties in that pic.

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On 11/22/2018 at 9:54 AM, Pam Cummings said:

"I'm sure the democrats will think its no big deal, just like in Hillaries case" is the definition of "but Hillary", you fucking maroon.

No, no it's not you ignorant ass boil.

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I’m pretty sure the Baby Mommas and their assorted progeny are -

Ivanna - Don Junior, Ivanka, Eric

Marla Maples - Tiffany

Melania - Barron

Leaving out any illegitimates by Playboy bunnies/porn stars/strippers we the people don’t know about.

Yet.

Before surgery, she did have a little bit of the Don Jr/Eric rabbit teeth, but she still looked good.  Eric and Don Jr actually look inbred. I guess she is lucky she avoided DJT's y chromosome.  Barron looks like a normal kid though in spite of it. 

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Who knew that email was so hard and tough?

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/26/bob-goodlatte-ivanka-trump-emails-hillary-clinton-1017364

 

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The chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.), said on Monday that it was “awfully tough” for government officials such as Ivanka Trump to comply with agency standards for secure communications when sending emails.

“When things like this come up, it’s important people understand, they need to make sure they’re doing what they can,” Goodlatte said during an interview on CNN.

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“And it’s awfully tough, as everyone knows, when you’re sending emails about a lot of different things to make sure that you’re doing it according to the rules in the White House or wherever you’re doing it,” he added.

Goodlatte also suggested that President Donald Trump’s daughter’s use of a personal email account to conduct government business — first reported by POLITICO last year — was “very different” from the private email server Hillary Clinton employed during her time as secretary of State.

 

On 11/28/2018 at 9:30 AM, Whitman said:

Yum.

 

 

Mmm, hmm.

On 11/24/2018 at 10:38 AM, FondrenRoad said:

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On 11/22/2018 at 8:45 AM, Blotto said:

This thread sucks

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She's a fuck rocket

30 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

She's a fuck rocket

maybe, but you just know she's a clod fish lay

The best part about being with Ivanka is you know you can measure up to her father.

I support this thread turning into a mega-meta Ivanka tittie thread. 

I always picture her like this

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And daddy like this.  Spoilered for sake of nearly blue waffles stuff here. 

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Don't say i didn't warn you.

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She got angry last night that Wichita State rescinded her invitation to speak at their commencement. I can't wait till her daddy is thrown out and due to her complicity, she's never allowed back in the social circles she used to frequent. Now all she can be is with the right wing shitbags that supported her father. 

I suppose getting boob jobs are times of discomfort and can have uncertain consequences, but since her plasticine visage shows no furrowed brow, Imma guess she cares less than Baron's mother.

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

 

 

Other than being groped by her father, what times of discomfort and uncertainty has she lived through again, exactly?

 

or

 

Hopefully she'll have plenty of time for growth in prison.

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alternate theory: she is an imbecile that was abused by her father and others over her life and she's a broken, terrible person. 

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38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

alternate theory: she an imbecile that was abused by her father and others over her life and she's a broken, terrible person. 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

alternate theory: she is an imbecile that was abused by her father and others over her life and she's a broken, terrible person. 

So are the nudes forthcoming or what?

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



At this point I'm wondering if she's just an awesome satirist and we are all just not getting her performance art. 

She knows the reduction was because the uncontrolled pandemic and the massive decline in transportation- right?
 

Or is it that she thinks we’re all stupid and forgot that her dad’s administration spent 4 years of rolling back EPA regulations?

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She is like her father, moreso than either Donald Jr or Eric. I like the phrase that the author of the op-ed I linked below used: Ivanka's Razor. A takeoff of Hanlon's Razor (being that "you should never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity" except in this case, Ivanka's Razor is "you should never ascribe to stupidity or ignorance that which can be explained by malice."

As pointed out in the op-ed, Ivanka has "uncanny" timing regarding her tweets (the author refers to Ivanka tweeting a photo of herself and her child dubbed "Motherhood" the same week that the news was reporting upon all of the atrocities with child separation at the border and during ICE raids.) The plausible deniability of saying, 'oh she lacks self-awareness' should not be applied to Ivanka. She is every bit as cruel as Dad.

It isn't uncanny, it's intentional and meant to show WHO is to be treated with respect and who is not. WHO is to be deemed the authority (of all things knowledge) and who is not. WHO is to be obeyed and who is not. She is the voice of the Inner Party, only unlike Kayleigh who is expendable, Ivanka must be more subtle in order to further her ambitions. She is an amoral corrupt woman.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/29/is-ivanka-trump-worst-tweeted-portrait-border-agents

22 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

She knows the reduction was because the uncontrolled pandemic and the massive decline in transportation- right?
 

Or is it that she thinks we’re all stupid and forgot that her dad’s administration spent 4 years of rolling back EPA regulations?

i mean, school shootings are also down, right?

One thing I meant to mention regarding Ivanka that surprisingly (or not) hasn't gotten much play recently is that in 2018 her company (which she closed the same year) received a Chinese trademark for voting machines. She received quite a few trademarks if you recall, but most were for health and beauty type products, a few odds and ends.....oh and voting machines. Now that just seems odd, doesn't it. Health and beauty and voting machines. Someone who is the daughter of a conman who has spent quite a bit of time eroding trust in the election and specifically in a particular brand of voting machine and who may have ambitions of running for office. Voting machines.

A couple of hours ago I posted in the Donald thread about the International Day...see below (it doesn't include Biden's quote so you'd need to go back to the thread for that)

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Today is the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women. The President has no public events scheduled so I take it there will be no comment either in person or on twitter (not that I am surprised about this or anything). So, on behalf of women around the world I will leave this text taken from the former Vice President, and now President-Elect, Joe Biden on November 24, 2010:

Worldwide, may nasty women and the men who love them keep working to make the world a better safer place for all humanity.

Today, Ivanka tweets this:

Notice anything about her tweet and photo?

 

 

Also, no mention of today being special in her tweets thus far today.

But the bit about American workers? They talk a good game, but the benefit is superficial and pretty much consistently benefits corporate interests. (Many of the education programs end up funneling money to for profit entities and have a low completion rate. Programs where the workers collaborate with labor management have better success rates when it comes to skills and technical education)

 

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"step back a bit to assess the entire field of Trump administration policies. “They’re taking a ton of regulatory action, basically all of which leaves workers behind,” says Schierholz. Some of that is granular, like weakening overtime rules for hourly workers. The Department of Labor has cut funding from safety and health inspectors. Some if it is sweeping, like cuts to the social safety net. And some of it is systemic, like a dwindling Social Security pool. The future of work is inextricably tied to the future of workers, which the Trump administration has put very much in doubt."--Wired, January 2020

 

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Notice anything about her tweet and photo?

Where are their damn masks?

She's been cut to create the illusion of attractiveness, but as she ages and moves into her 40's and on, she is going to resemble some combination of dotard and her mother as they aged, and that is not going to be pretty.  Look at Lurch - that dude looks like shit.  Junior looks like shit.  trump looks like shit.  Ivana looks like shit.  I'm old enough to have seen what women who get lots of facial surgery when young look like when they age.  The illusion will not hold up.    This is somewhat what is under the mask:

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Toe cleavage is nice, but what is wrong with her right leg?

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Spider-vein stripping?

2 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Where are their damn masks?

No masks, no diversity, no true empathy. Just like dear old dad. All for show.

Toe cleavage is nice, but what is wrong with her right leg?
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Spider-vein stripping?

Looks like a spray tan mishap.
11 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Looks like a spray tan mishap.

That or her lizard person scales are showing....

 

Cue the Morgan Freeman 'he's right you know' gif

 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That or her lizard person scales are showing....

 

Cue the Morgan Freeman 'he's right you know' gif

 

Gonna be hard when she’s in prison. 

 She and Jared will not spend time in prison. You have to know this. It won't happen. She can be charged with so much crime, but it will be a blip on the radar.

11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 She and Jared will not spend time in prison. You have to know this. It won't happen. She can be charged with so much crime, but it will be a blip on the radar.

So who ends up in prison in your estimation?

Nice choice is selecting shorter, chunkier, and homely looking women in dark outfits to make Ivanka stand out.

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So who ends up in prison in your estimation?

At this point? I'm going to be surprised if anyone does. If it's anyone from the Trump family (besides DJT) then I'd like it to be her and Jared because they have been the most egregious criminals. But they have a lot of foreign power allies and I just don't think it's going to happen.

Don't get me wrong, I have a long list but for once I'm seeing that this is just a wash, rinse, repeat and especially figuring that the loyalists are purging anything they can right now, it's going to be difficult, it's going to drag on forever, and it's an abomination.

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