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American missionary shot full of arrows on remote island

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oral roberts university.  i bet the alums are proud of this dude.  he died spreading the word of christ.  horray!!!!

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  • Herpa Derpa
    Herpa Derpa

    No, you're just the one regurgitating the rules made by the men who came before you to justify their conquering genocide of many of the world's populations.  Religion is the disease that destroyed civ

  • They still have more diverse DNA than most of Arkansas.

  • Gene Parmesan
    Gene Parmesan

    Someone should just throw a coke bottle onto the island and see what happens.

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 10:43 AM, po elvis said:

i don't think he cared much about dying. i think he almost wanted to.

Suicide by Sentinelese?

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

oral roberts university

You mean 90 foot Jesus didn't protect him? Must not have drank the miracle spring water.

The regular football just got him shot in the arm.

On the return trip he Twelf Manned it up with aggy shit.  That got him killed dead.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

You mean 90 foot Jesus didn't protect him? Must not have drank the miracle spring water.

got a bj from a chick in the parking lot of wingstop on 81st street earlier this year. Hits close to home or whatever

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

got a bj from a chick in the parking lot of wingstop on 81st street earlier this year. Hits close to home or whatever

Hallelujah? 

3 hours ago, Xian said:

The video in your link of the 90s meeting is absolutely crazy 

The native woman getting pegged with a watermelon is hilarious

There's a lot of politicians/ public figures that could surely enlighten these poor folks...and hopefully get shot.

Edited by slorch

I wonder how much it would change their lives if we slingshot a brisket or two onto the beach.

On 11/22/2018 at 2:18 PM, Pancho Negro said:

Perfect description 

 

She's smart and hot

18 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’m not reading all the replies. I’m just gonna assume someone mentioned that he didn’t speak Hovitas.

How trite and predictable would that be, I think we're all a bit more sophisticated that that here....right ?

I wonder how much it would change their lives if we slingshot a brisket or two onto the beach.

Probably start a civil war.

It’ll start the first time one of those savages asks for bbq sauce.
a guy dies and manages to get under the skin of a bunch of people who never knew him.  
cannibals.
I live 5 miles from a major airport and can only recall seeing airplanes a few times.  Given that they are 35 miles from a city the chances are they don't see modern tech very often.
You probably don’t notice them any more.
I hope we ridicule these people and some kind of law is past making it illegal to go to the island.  
more laws?
It is already illegal to go to the island. It wont stop people who want to go there. 
So laws don’t work?
How trite and predictable would that be, I think we're all a bit more sophisticated that that here....right ?

Finally read everything and wasn’t disappointed.
On ‎11‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 5:43 AM, Nivek said:


2 times. They shot him up 2 times.

Full enough . . .

 

I understand the concept to leave these groups alone because have little to zero immunities to common diseases,  not to mention the centuries of sad history of western culture “civilizing” native populations, but what is the long term plan with North Sentinel?  Leave them alone until they may die off?  Let them stay in the Stone Age for another 500 years?   This group hasnt learned how to make fire!  

You could argue it’s just as cruel to not give them access to simple improvements like antibiotics or hygiene knowledge.  I get they literally fight off contact but that doesn’t mean they all feel that way. 

Tough question.  Unfrotunately you can’t understand what that group wants or needs unless you force change.   

That tribe has no idea that you're supposed to sell Legendary Animal pelts to a trapper. 

Now I just want to rent a barge and put on the mother of all fireworks displays...  then in the smoke put on a Pink Floyd laser light show.

#justalienthoughts

 Unfrotunately you can’t understand what that group wants or needs unless you force change.   


This is such a condescending western comment.

“How do you know you don’t want rape unless I rape you first?!?!”

41 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I understand the concept to leave these groups alone because have little to zero immunities to common diseases,  not to mention the centuries of sad history of western culture “civilizing” native populations, but what is the long term plan with North Sentinel?  Leave them alone until they may die off?  Let them stay in the Stone Age for another 500 years?   This group hasnt learned how to make fire!  

You could argue it’s just as cruel to not give them access to simple improvements like antibiotics or hygiene knowledge.  I get they literally fight off contact but that doesn’t mean they all feel that way. 

Tough question.  Unfrotunately you can’t understand what that group wants or needs unless you force change.   

If they wanted to go somewhere else, they had a perfectly good kayak at their disposal.

Disagree with the last statement about 'forcing change.'  Who the fuck are we to 'help' them?  Why do we think they need said 'help?'

I understand the concept to leave these groups alone because have little to zero immunities to common diseases,  not to mention the centuries of sad history of western culture “civilizing” native populations, but what is the long term plan with North Sentinel?  Leave them alone until they may die off?  Let them stay in the Stone Age for another 500 years?   This group hasnt learned how to make fire!  
You could argue it’s just as cruel to not give them access to simple improvements like antibiotics or hygiene knowledge.  I get they literally fight off contact but that doesn’t mean they all feel that way. 
Tough question.  Unfrotunately you can’t understand what that group wants or needs unless you force change.   



Maybe it’s nobler to do nothing and allow them to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

They really don't know how to make fire?  Seems unlikely.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 


This is such a condescending western comment.

“How do you know you don’t want rape unless I rape you first?!?!”
 

 

You’re taking my statement and jumping 10 steps ahead.  I never said that we should kill them in order to “civilize” them.   I’m just arguing that leaving them alone can also be cruel by depriving them of knowledge we could share with them.   

On the main island there is another previously uncontacted tribute called the jarawa.  India’s laws are to leave them alone as well if they want to be left alone.  However they are practically treated like free roaming zoo animals.  Tour operators take buses through their land, on the basis of a tourist spot on the other side of their land.  In reality all of the tourists only want to see the naked “savages” who wait at the tour stops to get handouts.  Very sad.

but I stand by my question of what do you do with a group of people that don’t even know that it’s possible to make fire.  Which is odd because fire making would have existed by the time they landed on that island.  It predates Homo sapiens leaving Africa.   I guess they forgot or lost the knowledge along the way.

2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

They really don't know how to make fire?  Seems unlikely.

But Eddie said so

On the one hand let these people live in peace but on the other hand technology is awesome. Like imagine what they would think of toilets or ice or fire. I bet they would be fascinated by selfies and the internal combustion engine.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You’re taking my statement and jumping 10 steps ahead.  I never said that we should kill them in order to “civilize” them.   I’m just arguing that leaving them alone can also be cruel by depriving them of knowledge we could share with them.   

On the main island there is another previously uncontacted tribute called the jarawa.  India’s laws are to leave them alone as well if they want to be left alone.  However they are practically treated like free roaming zoo animals.  Tour operators take buses through their land, on the basis of a tourist spot on the other side of their land.  In reality all of the tourists only want to see the naked “savages” who wait at the tour stops to get handouts.  Very sad.

but I stand by my question of what do you do with a group of people that don’t even know that it’s possible to make fire.  Which is odd because fire making would have existed by the time they landed on that island.  It predates Homo sapiens leaving Africa.   I guess they forgot or lost the knowledge along the way.

The fact that they don't seem to make fire doesn't mean that they don't know how to make fire.  They may not use fire because they are terrified of giving away their location to outsiders. 

If they are just eating fish and fruit, there is no real need to cook anyway. And since it is hot as fuck there year round, there is no need to make fire for warmth either.

60,000 years with no outside human interaction, and they still know that taking a shit on some douchebag's belongings is really fucking funny.

18 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

The fact that they don't seem to make fire doesn't mean that they don't know how to make fire.  They may not use fire because they are terrified of giving away their location to outsiders. 

If they are just eating fish and fruit, there is no real need to cook anyway. And since it is hot as fuck there year round, there is no need to make fire for warmth either.

i read somewhere that they have saved fire from lightning strikes before, but not sure how anybody knows that.

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3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

On the main island there is another previously uncontacted tribute called the jarawa.  India’s laws are to leave them alone as well if they want to be left alone.  However they are practically treated like free roaming zoo animals.  Tour operators take buses through their land, on the basis of a tourist spot on the other side of their land.  In reality all of the tourists only want to see the naked “savages” who wait at the tour stops to get handouts.  Very sad.

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How the hell is India, a country where people regularly shit in the streets, is supposed to get the Sentinalese up to speed? Maybe their government realizes their limitations and have decided to just say "fuck it" and leave them alone. They're better off living in relative isolation than being turned into begging zoo animals.

Fucking Homo Erectus could make fire.  These guys can too.  True they may not want to though. They might be too busy fucking their sisters to bother.

Somebody should ask them.

They don't need shit from us.  Period.  Nothing.  Zilch.  Nada.  Zip.

Let 'em the fuck alone.  It's just as arrogant to think our "civilized" medicines and tech and all that shit are as "beneficial" to them as the dude bringing Baby Jeesus.

20 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

They don't need shit from us.  Period.  Nothing.  Zilch.  Nada.  Zip.

Let 'em the fuck alone.  It's just as arrogant to think our "civilized" medicines and tech and all that shit are as "beneficial" to them as the dude bringing Baby Jeesus.

I agree,  but damn a world without weed, bourbon, pizza ?  I don't wanna live in it...

10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I agree,  but damn a world without weed, bourbon, pizza ?  I don't wanna live in it...

I bet they have drugs. Every culture has drugs. 

If there was some advanced civilization living somewhere undiscovered that knew how to fly and cure cancer and shit I’d be pissed as fuck if they didn’t share that knowledge with me.

4 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

If there was some advanced civilization living somewhere undiscovered that knew how to fly and cure cancer and shit I’d be pissed as fuck if they didn’t share that knowledge with me.

You're operating under the knowledge of a 21st century modern, culture human. 

4 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

If there was some advanced civilization living somewhere undiscovered that knew how to fly and cure cancer and shit I’d be pissed as fuck if they didn’t share that knowledge with me.

They wouldn't.  And aren't.

So now imagine there’s an advanced alien race equally aware of us, choosing to watch from a distance rather than intervene

 

12 minutes ago, Lurch said:

So now imagine there’s an advanced alien race equally aware of us, choosing to watch from a distance rather than intervene

 

Now imagine that race is white

I’m just curious what India’s long term plan is for the north sentinel islanders.  On the main islands, the previously uncontacted people interact at some level now with modern people.  They have the ability to decide to increase their contact and knowledge.  The north sentinel islanders don’t even have that option.   

 

 

7 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

Do they have any oil reserves?

We should probably go check...

I agree,  but damn a world without weed, bourbon, pizza ?  I don't wanna live in it...


these fuckers are piloted by something that erases all the quit in them and causes them to shoot wooden sticks at dragons (aka helicopters).

your weed ain’t shit compared to whatever they got going.
I’m just curious what India’s long term plan is for the north sentinel islanders.  On the main islands, the previously uncontacted people interact at some level now with modern people.  They have the ability to decide to increase their contact and knowledge.  The north sentinel islanders don’t even have that option.   
 
 
You want to force them to discover a world that contains Oklahoma and Aggies.

You're a dick.

They probably just assumed it was one of the Stoops brothers on a recruiting trip and did the right thing. 

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

these fuckers are piloted by something that erases all the quit in them
 

Are you talking about the primitive tribe members or the missionary?

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