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For what it is worth, FootballScoop was told that people representing Auburn met with Bob Stoops a few weeks back….

 

On 11/22/2018 at 7:08 AM, Red Five said:

Mack is going back to North Carolina. 

how did you know this back on thursday

  • 2 months later...

So he'll have to work with a smaller salary cap but the legal/character issues will matter less.

So i guess that means the dallas team will be named the Dallas Dickbags

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So he'll have to work with a smaller salary cap but the legal/character issues will matter less.
I mean have they ever really mattered at OU?

He Gobble Me just doesn't have quite the same ring now does it?

6 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

That's a pipe dream rumor that was floated by the XFL just to get themselves in the news.

Is Auburn the most dyfunctional organization on the planet?  Why would anyone (including Malzahn) with an ounce of pride want to coach there?

On 11/21/2018 at 2:08 PM, sushihorn said:

The lack of reason given, the timing and the lack of any prior hint all seem kinda suspicious.

You mean like when you have a shit load of money yet spend all your time working?

5 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

So i guess that means the dallas team will be named the Dallas Dickbags

The Dallas Dickbags will be empty,  he'll have eaten them all.

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

He Gobble Me just doesn't have quite the same ring now does it?

He Throat Me.

5 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Looks like he just can't resist the allure of the cock.

 

 

 

Still the greatest gif in the history of AlGore's interwebs. 

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Stoops will go to Duke next year. Mark it down.

 

Why, is coach K retiring?

On 1/27/2019 at 5:58 PM, Beau Vine said:

That's a pipe dream rumor that was floated by the XFL just to get themselves in the news.

Oh really?

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Is Auburn the most dyfunctional organization on the planet?  Why would anyone (including Malzahn) with an ounce of pride want to coach there?
You're always on top of things...
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Says Bob Stoops was almost the new USC Head Coach...😂😂😂

 

  • 1 year later...

I became a Longhorn fan in 2006, and that's when I learned about Bob Stoop and OU Sucks.

Still don't know why such a young person left such a great job.

And why isn't he in the conversation to take another college job?  
USC looming large.

 

According to Wikipedia, Stoops is only 60 y/o.  That's almost young as far as college coaches go.

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1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

I became a Longhorn fan in 2006, and that's when I learned about Bob Stoop and OU Sucks.

Still don't know why such a young person left such a great job.

And why isn't he in the conversation to take another college job?  
USC looming large.

 

According to Wikipedia, Stoops is only 60 y/o.  That's almost young as far as college coaches go.

I expect him to be back coaching in a few years like Mack did. He was in one of those semi pro football leagues that went away due to Covid. He coached one of the Dallas teams. So he definitely wants to keep coaching. 

On 11/21/2018 at 6:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't Mack a lot older than Stoops, though?? Mack has been gone now for 5 seasons. I think it's safe he has no real desire to return to the game. He is content with doing studio work.

 

On 11/21/2018 at 11:47 PM, Treefidy said:

I think this is possible.  BK should run from dome if he makes the playoff, while his stock is high.   His tenure there has just about run its course and he's got them about as good as he ever will.

also agree there's a good chance Riley leaves for the NFL to try his luck this year or next.  

Urban doesnt look like he will make it more than 1 more year, he looks bad.  

Wouldnt the carousel be fun if USC, tOSU, Dome, and OU all opened up at the same time?  

I scrolled this far before noticing it was an old bump.

34 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck Bob Stoops.

Proud Of You Reaction GIF

10 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

I became a Longhorn fan in 2006, and that's when I learned about Bob Stoop and OU Sucks.

Still don't know why such a young person left such a great job.

And why isn't he in the conversation to take another college job?  
USC looming large.

 

According to Wikipedia, Stoops is only 60 y/o.  That's almost young as far as college coaches go.

His dad died at age 54 after suffering a heart attack while coaching. This is why he got out early.

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