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Great uncle in the UT hall of honor. Pitched for the Horns in the 30s. Gave up a huge homer to Lou Gehrig when the Yankees came to town for an exhibition game.

Son currently swims for Arizona State. First and only college athlete in my family that I know of.

I played D1 Lacrosse for two years until I realized I would never see the field due to two guys in front of me who would end up being All Americans in the cage.

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I played D1 Lacrosse for two years until I realized I would never see the field due to two guys in front of me who would end up being All Americans in the cage.


Is there such a thing as professional Lacrosse?
I played for Texas on full scholarship.  However, I was ruled ineligible the week before the Sugar Bowl against Va. Tech and it was kind of a big thing.  You might have heard about it.
Ron


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Is there such a thing as professional Lacrosse?

Does it matter? He went pro in something else.

Oldest son played NAIA football He is now a teacher/coach

Youngest son currently plays Dlll football

Played baseball at West Point my Plebe (freshman) year.  Transferred to Texas and walked on then walked off the baseball team.  It was like a major league AAA team in 1980/1981.  Became an engineer but it was fun for a week. 

Sister played D3 basketball and is now getting into coaching in the Southland. Brother and I were shit athletes, but he did get a head coaching job in women's basketball one year out of college and was AD in three. I'm a banker to mostly poor people...I'm usually the one my parents leave out of the Christmas card.

My uncle was a lineman for the Hoosiers in the 60s, joined the USAF after college to avoid the draft and retired in the 90s. He and my mom grew up in Speedway, Indianapolis and were buddies with all the Indy 500 folks. Still tight with a few of them.
First cousin that played DB for an NAIA school in Kentucky, and his son did the same. He's won some championships as a HS coach.

The best story, by far, is the time my brother-in-law told the family that he made the Dallas Cowboys after a local tryout in Tyler, TX 15 years or so ago. That one's become a holiday tradition in our family, although we wait until he and my sister aren't around to tell it.

Dad was on the practice/taxi squad for UT Baseball and Bibb Falk in the '50s 

I played JUCO baseball.... (maybe a cool story,.... watching the CWS Championship game on tv in 1983, the losing pitcher (Alabama) was a former teammate of mine from American Legion ball in SA , and the winning pitcher (UT) was a former opponent from San Jacinto CC,..some here may have heard of him).

Wife (no pics) was a 3 year Basketball starter at Pan American. She also ran cross-country.

Her brother was ALL-SWC in football at TCU. He then played 2 yrs for the Falcons in the NFL.

Their dad played football at Oklahoma A & M (now OSU)

A distant cousin of mine played UT baseball and is one of the few players to hit a homer over the batter's eye (400 ft. and 20 foot high) center field wall @ the Disch.

 

My cousin used to pitch for the Rangers. Made the All-Star game in 1996.

My other cousin plays for the FC Dallas women’s team. Kind of pro, I suppose.

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39 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Does it matter? He went pro in something else.

It matters because I wanted to know.

This "(no pics)" thing is utter bullshit.
Ya want pics?

aggy thread
1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

A distant cousin of mine played UT baseball and is one of the few players to hit a homer over the batter's eye (400 ft. and 20 foot high) center field wall @ the Disch.

Dodd Johnson?

17 hours ago, Snacks said:

Dad played LB at Indiana State

Uncle played WR at Indiana State and was a UDA for the San Diego Chargers (but got cut after one preseason game)

FIL played TE at Gambling.

A Cousin played CB at Indiana State.

A Cousin is a CB right now at Earlham College.

A Cousin was a SG at Ranger College (basketball).

I was a walk-on WR one spring/summer at the University of the First Class, but I had to quit in the summer so I could work to pay rent. I also was on the Lady Longhorns hasketball practice squad one season. (yes, really)

I picked up an Indiana St shirt for free at some point in college. Usually wore it to the gym or basketball and had more than a handful of excited people approach me. Csb

 

Uncle played football for Tech for about a minute

Three uncles played college football, one at SMU, one at Stanford, one at USMA. Cousin also played at Stanford. All but Stanford uncle played awhile in pros. SMU uncle tore his knee up first season at NYG, USMA uncle played for NYG for a few years and then at Montreal for several more. Cousin played for Dallas Texans and their alter ego, KC Chiefs. 

Is there such a thing as professional Lacrosse?


Yep. Major League Lacrosse. There is even a team in Dallas.

My grandfather fucked up his back playing army football during WW2. He was in the 10th Mountain Division, and almost everybody he trained with got killed in Italy. I guess that without football, I wouldn't be here. 

22 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

I played NAIA football. My son wrestled on the club team at FGCU and My daughter plays Division 1 softball at Murray State in Kentucky.

Where are you in Florida?

My grandfather on my mother’s side is in the Duquesne hall of fame for basketball. I used to joke with him that he played, 1918-21, before the ball had air. He also played some semi-pro baseball and some football.

Cousin played tight end at Pitt. Another cousin threw the hammer at VMI. One cousin played hockey at Mercyhurst. German cousin’s son is a goalie in the states at a college and his younger brother is on Moenchengladbach’s U17 & German National team.

As was said in the Uncle RICO thread I was a pretty good kicker but fused vertebrae made it impossible to play. I would certainly have made the team at Pitt but have no idea how I would have reacted to game situations. If I had played I would have been on the team for the Pitt-Texas Bluebonnet Bowl game.

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6 hours ago, po elvis said:

A distant cousin of mine played UT baseball and is one of the few players to hit a homer over the batter's eye (400 ft. and 20 foot high) center field wall @ the Disch.

 

6 hours ago, po elvis said:

Dodd Johnson?

Nope. Bobby Bensch. He played at SA Marshall,  pretty sure he later was in the Cincinnati Reds organization and got a World Series ring as a late call up with them in 1990.

Grand uncle was the first football all American at SMU, Choc Sanders.

A cousin played baseball at TCU in the eighties.

A cousin played safety at fucking Arkansas in the eighties.

10 hours ago, JonBinge said:

You MS13?

Negative. I did have a cousin who was “18” though. At the time I had no idea why he had a huge ass 18 tatted on his back but now looking back I can see why my parents never wanted that part of the family around 

It matters because I wanted to know.

I was making fun of the commercial the ncaa puts out.

Had a great uncle that played for the Chicago Bears long ago-1930’s, maybe?  Father had offers from Tceh, Midwestern, Sul Ross in ‘48 or ‘49–went another route

Erxleben by marriage. Do felons count ?

My wife’s grandfather was a pitcher for the Longhorns on their 1950 national championship team. Went on to pitch in the minors for the then Milwaukee braves. He had some cool stories of pitching against Eddie Matthews, frank robinson and Mickey mantle.

My uncle and his brother both played for Switzer.  <<ducks>>

Bad news is your aunt has horrible taste.  Good news is you are not related by blood to a fucking land thief.

Wife (again, no pics) was a very good basketball player at Tufts. I played rugby league for an English university.

2 hours ago, Bellboy said:

Erxleben by marriage. Do felons count ?

I remember the day the Feds came to get him the first time for the Forex scam he was running.  Gated community, I was on my way out and there were a dozen unmarked cars and SUVs stuck outside the gate for like 30 min.  Apparently one of the old guards at the gate couldn't find them on the list and they had trouble producing the warrant or something like that.  

Heard it gave him time to slip out the back gate but he later surrendered?  Not sure about that part, maybe neighborhood gossip.  But the cars stuck at the gate for a while I can confirm. 

Friend of my brother got in on the "early returns" and tried to talk me into investing.  Obviously knew who RE was but I wasn't interested in that sort of deal. Know quite a few people who lost some money in that scam.  If it sounds too good to be true and all that. 

21 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

My cousin used to pitch for the Rangers. Made the All-Star game in 1996.

Roger the Paveman Pavlik? Big innings eater on that first playoff team.

Older brother played DB for the Chiefs & Oilers...

Played w/Dez Bryant @ Lufkin Middle School(7th grade). Teammates w/Terrance Williams & Chris Givens in Dallas. Chris was my backup @ tailback./(CSB)

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Bad news is your aunt has horrible taste.  Good news is you are not related by blood to a fucking land thief.

They were/are both great guys.  I was raised from birth that tx/ou weekend was a big deal, I just decided to go to the better school.

4 hours ago, Bellboy said:

Erxleben by marriage. Do felons count ?

Erxleben is my third cousin according to family lore and the kraut great grandmother named Clara Erxleben.  Feel free to PM me for my investment newsletter- only 9.95. 

Paternal grandfather played for the Green Wave in the early 50s.

My Dad plays for Texas right now, he's #33.  I have a lot of half siblings.

I played futbol in la liga and the bundisliga among others. Much younger Brother played college basketball and a year and half in nba.

2 hours ago, Injury Prone said:

Older brother played DB for the Chiefs & Oilers...

Played w/Dez Bryant @ Lufkin Middle School(7th grade). Teammates w/Terrance Williams & Chris Givens in Dallas. Chris was my backup @ tailback./(CSB)

Your brother played with the oilers and was a teammate of Dez? Is he a time traveling wizard?

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

Erxleben is my third cousin according to family lore and the kraut great grandmother named Clara Erxleben.  Feel free to PM me for my investment newsletter- only 9.95. 

Checks in the mail. I would of sent more, but I’ve already committed a tidy sum to this Nigerian Prince who reached out to me.

 

Nephew played at Rice and is a head football coach and athletic director at a Houston high school.

Dad played 2nd division soccer in Germany. Well he was on the team didn't play much is what he says. Cousin played baseball single A Rockies. 

2 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Erxleben is my third cousin according to family lore and the kraut great grandmother named Clara Erxleben.  Feel free to PM me for my investment newsletter- only 9.95. 

You're doing it wrong.  The newsletter only cost 9.95, but if you sign up and pay that sum, next month you get 19.90 back.*  Tell all your friends  

 

 

*blah blah blah, investments are risky, blah blah blah. 

On 11/22/2018 at 10:07 PM, JonBinge said:

You MS13?

A mix of MS-13, Calle 18, La Eme and Orejon Tango Blast. 

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