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Lions need to move to these uniforms. Better than that grey shit they wear normally. 

Did Sandusky get out of jail and get hired by the Lions?

48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chase Daniel gets the start for Da Bears.

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AUSTIN, Texas -- Sometime during the week, the top-ranked Texas Longhornsdug a hole in a secret spot and buried the game ball from their big win over Oklahoma.

Then, with the hype symbolically disposed of, the Longhorns went out and buried No. 11 Missouri.

Using a stunning first half, Texas raced to a 35-point lead before cruising to a 56-31 victory Saturday night that left little doubt these Longhorns plan to be No. 1 for a while.

Colt McCoy passed for a 337 yards and two touchdowns, ran for two more and set a school record with 17 straight completions in the kind of nearly flawless performance that he's starting to make look routine.

"Colt was phenomenal," Texas coach Mack Brown said. "He's showing leadership, he's poised. He's really having a good time."

McCoy and the Longhorns had earned Texas' first regular-season No. 1 ranking since 1984 a week earlier by knocking off Oklahoma in Dallas, leading some to wonder how the Longhorns would handle the top spot.

 

All the people bitching about the MNF game must be loving the fuck out of this one.

 

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What in the ever living fuck is this halftime shit?  Is this real life?

is this a jam band put together last weekend at umich-detroit?

halftime show sucks beyond words. This guy has 'fans'?  was introduced as a Detroit legend, town must be hurting more than we realize. 

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No one else was available or something? Good God


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i've witnessed  bus drivers who can sing better

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Is this Detroit's version of the Joe Piscopo lampooning Bruce or what? Holy shit, the people who were buried in Detroit are now petitioning to be exhumed.

Thank God it’s over


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8 minutes ago, texhorn said:

No one else was available or something? Good God


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You know Grand Funk Railroad was just WAITING for a phone call.

So here I am glancing over at the TV (on mute) and listening to Ibiza Sonica on my computer and figuring that halftime dude was someone super famous and relevant.  But of course Mr. Old and Out of Touch (me) wouldn't know who he was.  

Just now, LongestHorn said:

Diggs lit up Chase Daniels in the sideline.

I saw that flag and thought NO FUCKING WAY! Glad it for holding.

Daniels sucks....   Hope Mitch is back soon.

Reminds me of the Texas offense without Sam in running the ball

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14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Interesting decisions to go for 2.

I think they felt being up 6 was worth the risk instead of 5. Forces a good xp. 

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Golladay might be the best NFL WR nobody other than fantasy football wonks knows about.

Thank goodness the D can score every game!!  Lol

Stafford will make the HOF, but I don’t think I would want him as my QB. 

As a complete aside, the Lions should add the lion sticker to this helmet and use these as their regular unis.  

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1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Stafford will make the HOF, but I don’t think I would want him as my QB. 

No he won't.

2 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Stafford will make the HOF, but I don’t think I would want him as my QB. 

You really think so? I mean, he's gonna throw for a shit ton of yards but hasn't won a damn thing. He's a perfect candidate for Peter King's Hall of Very Good.

 

His stats will be near Peyton at the end of his career. If he had a half decent run to the NFC Championship game in the back half of his career, he’ll probably make it. 

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You really think so? I mean, he's gonna throw for a shit ton of yards but hasn't won a damn thing. He's a perfect candidate for Peter King's Hall of Very Good.

 

Just like he did at Georgia. And why they would start each year ranked in the top 10 only to be exposed. He has a good arm, and should be proud of making it to the NFL. But in truth nothing really special even when complimented with better then average skill players.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I mean, he's gonna throw for a shit ton of yards but hasn't won a damn thing. 

He plays for the Lions.

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