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Jon’s a great director. I loved what he did with Jungle Book. This should be just as good. It’s amazing how CGI has become so realistic. 

Definitely in. I don’t even have kids and will look forward to this.

JEJ. Glad he’s in it.  

Im not sure I want any alternative story. I don’t want different songs. I’d be happy if they just used the original audio with updated visuals

Lion King was my oldest son's favorite thing in the history of...until he discovered Batman.

I think i must have watch TLK at least 500 times...

No fucking way are we going to miss this one, Cactus Butt.

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9 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

JEJ. Glad he’s in it.  

I’m not sure I want any alternative story. 

Based on the side-by-side above, I don’t think that’s a problem. 

 

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Based on the side-by-side above, I don’t think that’s a problem. 

 

I just watched the trailer for the first time. Kids were sitting with me. Take my money. Will this make a billion $?

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26 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

I just watched the trailer for the first time. Kids were sitting with me. Take my money. Will this make a billion $?

This thing will easily hit a billion. Two is not out of range.  

And twitter has been hilarious and nailing it.

 

 

Will look forward to taking kids and watching myself even though in the back of my mind I'll have the thought of Disney's hidden subminal messages be displayed in the movie. Was a thing when the original came out...

the cloud of dust that said something-something...

 

so impactful   

 

Now, the phallic castle towers in the Little Mermaid were spectacular.

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

Now, the phallic castle towers in the Little Mermaid were spectacular.

As was Ariel...my number 2 behind Elastigirl

11 minutes ago, slorch said:

the cloud of dust that said something-something...

 

so impactful   

 

Now, the phallic castle towers in the Little Mermaid were spectacular.

It said "Sex".  In on this as I've seen the original at least 25x.  

 

Will it be creepy for an adult to go to the theater alone?  

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

It said "Sex".  In on this as I've seen the original at least 25x.  

 

Will it be creepy for an adult to go to the theater alone?  

Do you have mirrors on your shoes?

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I got 2 issues.  NO ONE is going to outdo what Jeremy Irons did for Scar(and the rumor is that Scar's song with the Hyena's won't even be in this film, travesty).  Probably one of the best voice acting performances for a Villain in any Disney movie.  I do think Ejiofor is great, and will do fine...but he's got a tall act to follow.  Love they brought James Earl Jones back. No other choice.

 

And Beyoncé.  Yes she's a good singer, but she is not a good actress, and her previous voice acting work was pretty awful.  Feel like that was just a true money grab, while all the others actually seem like perfect choices.  John Oliver and Rogen just scream Zazu and Pumbaa to me.

 

But yeah, I'm so in none of that matters.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

This thing will easily hit a billion. Two is not out of range.  

And twitter has been hilarious and nailing it.

 

 

Spoiler that shit, bitch. 

34 minutes ago, Drew said:

I got 2 issues.  NO ONE is going to outdo what Jeremy Irons did for Scar(and the rumor is that Scar's song with the Hyena's won't even be in this film, travesty).  Probably one of the best voice acting performances for a Villain in any Disney movie.  I do think Ejiofor is great, and will do fine...but he's got a tall act to follow.  Love they brought James Earl Jones back. No other choice.

 

And Beyoncé.  Yes she's a good singer, but she is not a good actress, and her previous voice acting work was pretty awful.  Feel like that was just a true money grab, while all the others actually seem like perfect choices.  John Oliver and Rogen just scream Zazu and Pumbaa to me.

 

But yeah, I'm so in none of that matters.

Agree about Irons, he was fantastic.  Also, Cheech and Whoopi were great as the hyenas.  Are they being erased from the script too?  That would be a huge mistake.  One thing TJB remake did was try to make the villains seem more dangerous and foreboding.  Lost a bit of joy in the retelling but made for more adult fare....

 

 

Favreau knocked The Jungle Book out of the park.

This is going to kick 9 levels of ass.

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

This thing will easily hit a billion. Two is not out of range.  

And twitter has been hilarious and nailing it.

 

 

Not to be "that guy" but there's no live action in this, it's all CGI. Just a different kind of cartoon IMO.

3 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Not to be "that guy" but there's no live action in this, it's all CGI. Just a different kind of cartoon IMO.

If it was live action it would hit a trillion

Wonder which kid will be the first one killed trying to pet Simba at the zoo?

10 hours ago, Sandman said:

Not to be "that guy" but there's no live action in this, it's all CGI. Just a different kind of cartoon IMO.

They tried live action at first but the crew kept getting eaten, so Disney decided CGI was the best way to go. 

On 11/22/2018 at 10:10 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Some side-by-side. 

 

this is absolutely insane what technology has evolved into.

 

In. 

23 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

So fucking in

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

On 11/23/2018 at 10:39 AM, atomheartbevo said:

 

This thing will easily hit a billion. Two is not out of range.  

And twitter has been hilarious and nailing it.

 

 

$3 billion is not out of range.. this thing looks incredible.

22 hours ago, FunkSoulBrother said:

Will they play any music from Elton John?

Like Rocket Man?

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4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Like Rocket Man?

Hoping they have his song about holding Tony Danza closer.   

On 11/23/2018 at 11:54 AM, Patrick Bateman said:

Agree about Irons, he was fantastic.  Also, Cheech and Whoopi were great as the hyenas.  Are they being erased from the script too?  That would be a huge mistake.  One thing TJB remake did was try to make the villains seem more dangerous and foreboding.  Lost a bit of joy in the retelling but made for more adult fare....

 

 

I believe the three in the lower left are the hyenas:

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I hope Billy Eichner doesn't ruin it for me.  I seriously can't stand anything about that guy.

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I look forward to being a weepy fucking mess in the theater.

Goddamn that looks fantastic.

It's going to earn all the moneys. 

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