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Texas D holds Pooka under 100, Ingram finally gets his breakout game, and the Senior class makes it right. Get your horns up!

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1-0 one more time, with two more 1-0 to follow.

Gary Johnson suspended for one game due to violation of team rules.

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

Nothing is fucking easy. Discipline with this team is piss poor. We should know better with what is on the line. 

Just picked up my game beer and I'm about to start drinking - I had to work last night. Very ready to fry up some bird today.

Didn’t he just have a kid like yesterday or the day before? Wonder if he missed a practice or something 

^^^ what he said. 

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Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Ehlinger to start per herman

Dammit. 

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4 minutes ago, hornian said:

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

Gary Johnson and Gary’s Johnson are not mutually exclusive. Can I get a ruling here?

Edited by Vertigo

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Gary Johnson and Gary’s Johnson are not mutually exclusive. Can I get a ruling here?

It's not his fault he has two dicks and they are long as fuck.

The line has actually gone up to 15.5 since the suspension 

30 minutes ago, hornian said:

Were the team rules “blowing his load in two chicks and knocking them up simultaneously”?

To be fair, they were the beautifulest girls he's ever seen in his life.

ALL GOOD BABY 

WE GONNA WIN BIG

Looks like the rain has moved out? Or is there more expected?

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

4 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

I can fap to this.

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Insta doesn't allow stalking without an account...

13 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

Been havin a crush on her. Met her at a pub outside angel stadium. csb

22 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

Kinda Creepy tweet Anwar.....

15 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

Thinking those unborn baby boys wish they could scroll right about now.

From Lubbock, Texas, the land of the Texas Tceh raider red's (just visiting for the holidays),

hook 'em.

3 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

From Lubbock, Texas, the land of the Texas Tceh raider red's (just visiting for the holidays),

hook 'em.

Use your hat cover when partying in LubCrack! 

Hook’em!

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Let's do this shit.


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34 minutes ago, Bartles said:

I think the main thing about this game is the sideline reporter is @Alex_Curry

If you are a hetero male over the age of "born", it's worth spending some time scrolling back through the Insta link above

 

 

WE doing this or what?

Took a lot of scrolling but found the good stuff:

 

Sweater god defense.  Let’s go up big and pull Shane and others to heal up for the big 12 battle. 

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