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Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Piss bottle. Little trick I picked up in Iraq.

hell yeah  every time I go  fuck waking up at 2 am to walk to pisser lol 

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Alright now roll over and die. Time to enjoy this Friday and see who we're playing next week.

7 minutes ago, texaslong said:

With no commercials On the 4K channel I had time to surf the web. The sideline reporter Alex Curry is a hottie under that big jacket.

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Under further review.

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I don't understand why we had him back on punt returns when he just came back.
Because Jamison is a dumbass.
OK, so now I can put down this third shot of bourbon. 
It's cool, I just took it for you.
Just now, Modessit said:
6 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:
I don't understand why we had him back on punt returns when he just came back.

Because Jamison is a dumbass.

offseason goal #1 find a backup wide receiver that can catch a fucking punt on a fair catch. not a starter.

1 minute ago, po elvis said:

Big 12 definitely wanting Texas OU matchup. Expect WVU to get fucked tonite.

I do expect WVU to get fucked. We have nothing to prove to OU. Personaly I want revenge against WVU.

1 minute ago, ramirezut said:

OK, so now I can put down this third shot of bourbon. 

No no... now we get to celebrate drink.

I get the complaints, but keep perspective.

This game has yet to be in danger of an L.

No jinx!

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Under further review.

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Bunion on left foot. Would not.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Boys is ballin’ out and playing like the Thorpe semi finalist that he is.

Well, that he could be. He always has those one or two plays that make everyone believe he sucks, but damn, when he's on, that dude fucks.

Kansas DE lined up a foot offsides there...

Now that’s a nice smart run for Sam

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Bunion on left foot. Would not.

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Just now, Whatever said:

I'm rockin' this to get me through. 62681d117936386d80a2b48765fa635b.jpg

Trashy, classy, and delicious all at the same time.

Love it.

Hmmm  ALex Curry's IG photos  have a lot of my local area in the back ground.   May need to do some research 

its obvious now. Herman has told him not to run.

Thank you God, E-Rod.

Man it can’t ever just be easy.

Well, that he could be. He always has those one or two plays that make everyone believe he sucks, but damn, when he's on, that dude fucks.


Jimmyjazz had the call. Boyd thinks he’s the greatest player ever, but he’s always good for a PI, a burn, a hold. He’s really good, but not elite.

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