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Well, I am sorry young man...but you are now officially only my third favorite Gary Johnson in Texas Athletics.  

Just now, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

You should put his test results on another banner fucktard. Maybe get your buttbuddy Sydney to chip in?

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Gary Johnson..... please be ready for B12 Championship Game!!!! 🤘

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

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4 minutes ago, alyeska said:

You should put his test results on another banner fucktard. Maybe get your buttbuddy Sydney to chip in?

The banner was greatness and something I laugh about and take credit for on a regular basis. Do you think you’re hurting my feelings by bringing it up? It’s like when people tell me to “go ahead and jump” because of my screen name, as though the name were foisted upon me by someone else and a source of shame.  You’re very obviously one of the humorless twits in constant need of handle name changes because you’re perpetually banned for your weak, thoughtless shit. 

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1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Lol.. wtf am I doing 

I was hoping you could tell us.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The banner was greatness and something I laugh about and take credit for on a regular basis. Do you think you’re hurting my feelings by bringing it up? It’s like when people tell me to “go ahead and jump” because of my screen name, as though the name were foisted upon me by someone else and a source of shame.  You’re very obviously one of the humorless twits in constant need of handle name changes because you’re perpetually banned for your weak, thoughtless shit. 

You’re certainly not as intelligent nor as humorous as you think you are. 

Maybe quit with the baseless accusations or post the “test results.” If you aren’t going to do that, just shut the fuck up at least. 

2 minutes ago, alyeska said:

You’re certainly not as intelligent nor as humorous as you think you are. 

Maybe quit with the baseless accusations or post the “test results.” If you aren’t going to do that, just shut the fuck up at least. 

Out of curiosity, do you have any fucking idea what “baseless” means? It doesn’t appear that you do. That all considered, I’m going to keep doing whatever the fuck I feel like, and emotional, handwringing goobers like you will continue to wail and gnash teeth as I do so. 

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

Did you do the swab or taste test.

Hush-hush, unspecified, ‘violation of team rules.’ I thought it was understood almost universally to be drugs.

4 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Did you do the swab or taste test.

Hair sample. Lab is showing traces of toxins in the hair. Selenium, titanium and arsenic. 

17 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I was hoping you could tell us.

I aint takin no drug test if that's what you're suggesting.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Hair sample. Lab is showing traces of toxins in the hair. Selenium, titanium and arsenic. 

From what area did you take the sample?

38 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You bet, you dense fuck, I’m sitting here with the printed test results. I run the testing lab and I’m currently violating every rule ever written in order to get you the proof you need. PM me your personal contact information and I’ll get everything over to you asap. 

Hey, uh, maybe don't do that?

35 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Lol.. wtf am I doing 

Is that you Gary? Are you high again?

So he went from no kids to 2x2 and had his second positive test for weed all in the same week? Not playing against Kansas is the least of his problems. 

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1 hour ago, alyeska said:

You’re certainly not as intelligent nor as humorous as you think you are. 

Maybe quit with the baseless accusations or post the “test results.” If you aren’t going to do that, just shut the fuck up at least. 

keep pushing, I think you’ve almost broken him.  

Hair sample. Lab is showing traces of toxins in the hair. Selenium, titanium and arsenic. 

Selsun blue?
Hair sample. Lab is showing traces of toxins in the hair. Selenium, titanium and arsenic. 


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7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This has nothing to do with having kids. Gary Johnson is a selfish motherfucker who can’t stay off of drugs during the middle of the motherfucking season. He’s a repeat offender. He basically forced the issue. 

 

Damn ibuprofen!

Fake news. My fam works inside the program and it wasn't drugs. Fans making shit up on message boards is pretty damn irresponsible. 

Go on

Fake news. My fam works inside the program and it wasn't drugs. Fans making shit up on message boards is pretty damn irresponsible. 
Fake news. My fam works inside the program and it wasn't drugs. Fans making shit up on message boards is pretty damn irresponsible. 

So your mom found some information when she was emptying Tom’s trash last night?
4 hours ago, alyeska said:

You should put his test results on another banner fucktard. Maybe get your buttbuddy Sydney to chip in?

I negged you because the banner was one of the most glorious things ever done by a Texas fan. 

And because you sound like a faggot. 

Disagree. Discipline must be consistent. If we can’t beat Kansas without one player who is disrespecting the culture, we are a bad, bad team. I love the statement suspending an important player makes. Urban Meyer may take crap from his stars, but I bet Saban’s guys are rightly afraid of his discipline.

My ass. How bad does someone have to fuck up in Tuscaloosa to be sat on the bench for it?
45 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

Go on

It was a reoccuring conflict issue not drugs. Herman's back was against the wall so had to make a stand to send the message. No one wanted it to come to that but the way the guys played in his absence, particularly McCullough, was encouraging to the staff. My Bro was pissed leading up to the game when he knew it was going to come down because the defensive coaches were worried about how they'd respond. 

No program is stupid enough to suspend for pissing hot when it's a guy with 3 games left in his career and you're playing for the conference. When has an Alabama or OSU or Clemson or anyone ever suspended for in house drug test this late in the season? Almost all don't even test this late unless they feel it's a major problem causeing detriment to the team. That notion was absurd. 

1 hour ago, Junior Miller said:

It was a reoccuring conflict issue not drugs. Herman's back was against the wall so had to make a stand to send the message. No one wanted it to come to that but the way the guys played in his absence, particularly McCullough, was encouraging to the staff. My Bro was pissed leading up to the game when he knew it was going to come down because the defensive coaches were worried about how they'd respond. 

No program is stupid enough to suspend for pissing hot when it's a guy with 3 games left in his career and you're playing for the conference. When has an Alabama or OSU or Clemson or anyone ever suspended for in house drug test this late in the season? Almost all don't even test this late unless they feel it's a major problem causeing detriment to the team. That notion was absurd. 

go fuck yourself.  your fam works inside the program?  you’re an only child, your mom works corners and you never met your dad.  your made-up shit is amusing though.  

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

go fuck yourself.  your fam works inside the program?  you’re an only child, your mom works corners and you never met your dad.  your made-up shit is amusing though.  

All this talk about being adopted, being an only child, and crack whore mothers looks like you’re blaming everyone for your upbringing.

Stick to your wheelhouse.  Shitty takes on rugby.

7 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Fake news. My fam works inside the program and it wasn't drugs. Fans making shit up on message boards is pretty damn irresponsible. 

But ctj is just so damn connected. I mean fuck he gives what like 5k to the LHF every year? That’s real fuck you money right there. 

Fuck you ctj. Piece of shit.

Who the fuck cares if he smokes weed. Aren't we passed this shit yet? It is not a performance enhancing drug (except for basketball, croquet, pool, and maybe darts.) Let the potheads be. 

4 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Reoccurring conflict issue is quite vague. 

I thought he was not married.

Why the fuck do people have to be so cryptically vague on here

 

 

either tell us whats going on or dont say anything. Shit or gtfo 

Was the whole damn board shitfaced at 1am last night? NTTIAWWT

They got a name for people like you Gary. That name is called recidivism. Repeat offender. Not a pretty name, is it Gary?

7 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Reoccurring conflict issue is quite vague. 

Those nagging personality sprains are tough to pinpoint. 

10 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

All this talk about being adopted, being an only child, and crack whore mothers looks like you’re blaming everyone for your upbringing.

Stick to your wheelhouse.  Shitty takes on rugby.

juniormiller is a bot you gullible fuckwit

11 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

It was a reoccuring conflict issue not drugs. Herman's back was against the wall so had to make a stand to send the message. No one wanted it to come to that but the way the guys played in his absence, particularly McCullough, was encouraging to the staff. My Bro was pissed leading up to the game when he knew it was going to come down because the defensive coaches were worried about how they'd respond. 

No program is stupid enough to suspend for pissing hot when it's a guy with 3 games left in his career and you're playing for the conference. When has an Alabama or OSU or Clemson or anyone ever suspended for in house drug test this late in the season? Almost all don't even test this late unless they feel it's a major problem causeing detriment to the team. That notion was absurd. 

I dont know man, a poster willing violate hipa and possibly lose his job over it seems pretty confident it's drugs. 

Who the fuck cares if he smokes weed. Aren't we passed this shit yet? It is not a performance enhancing drug (except for basketball, croquet, pool, and maybe darts.) Let the potheads be. 
No. Not until it is legal. Until then your/their personal opinion don't mean shit.
Reoccurring conflict issue is quite vague. 

That conflict is knocking chicks up.

Repeatedly violated (2x) team rule #6: Wear a rubber, bro. This repeated conflict issue cannot stand!

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