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That didn't look good for Yodny. That would be a significant loss for WV next week if he can't go (assuming they win this). He's probably their best offensive lineman. 

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5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Dude Grier is balling. I think you are right

Plus WVUs D is pretty salty. They know how to tackle.

No matter who we play, we will fuck them up. We have nothing to lose. House money, all that shit. Come out angry and looking for revenge or show Kyler he can take two losses, pussy.

Edited by millhouse

Just now, Casual Encounter said:

You don’t like sweater vests?

Somewhere Jim Tressel sheds a tear.

Whoever wins I hope it's a pyrrhic victory, keep beating each other up. 

Fuck the brothers, who's the hottie in the hat?

Nice to hear the winner of this game has to play Texas Longhorns. Sounds right.

A whole instawhore family

1 minute ago, Slade said:

Whoever wins I hope it's a pyrrhic victory, keep beating each other up. 

Ruptured Achilles for everyone.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Fuck the brothers, who's the hottie in the hat?

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Edited by UTEX_ME

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

You really don't. Trust me on this.

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

Ya, some targeting calls would be nice. Let's get chippy here. Also, if someone wants to break kyler's knee that's ok too. Even if OU doesn't win.

That sound y'all just heard was my eyes rolling at enumerating a family's fucking instagram following.  

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Fuck the brothers, who's the hottie in the hat?

I like your eye, my man

Maybe Will Grier will suffer a Bill Gramatica while celebrating a win.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Fuck the brothers, who's the hottie in the hat?

I knew I liked your country ass for some reason

7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Sucks. And this makes me realize I only really want OU players to get hurt

I cannot believe you said that. 

Should have included OU coaches, too. 

1 minute ago, Eldodroptop said:

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

Don’t forget the dick bonus

Base compensation

  • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
  • Total contract pay: $18,600,000
  • Contract length: 5 years
  • Start date: 12/2/2016
  • Expires: 12/31/2021

Incentives

  • National title bonus: $300,000
  • CFP semifinal win: $250,000
  • CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
  • Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
  • Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
  • Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
  • Car: two cars
  • Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
  • Golf/country club: country club membership.

Other Perks

  • Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
  • Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21

All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.

And all that comes from the rapey confidence that hair gives him.

Somebody kill that midget

jesus fucking Christ. We are going to roll whoever we play. 

Well that was pathetic

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Plus WVUs D is pretty salty. They know how to tackle.

You were saying...

that is just horrible tackling and pursuit angles.

Edited by dcar00

Jesus Fucking Christ! Make a god damned tackle!

Who doesn't want to see LJH brushing off would-be WV tacklers?

Marquise Brown saves the hobbit again and announcers gush about touch. 

Edited by Liquor and Poker

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