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4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

OU's true seniors are also a bunch of dick chuggers.

So are their underclassmen

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4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Shouldn't this thread be titled Dickeaters vs Inbreds?

That’s for the ou spring game

A WV beatdown of Mobilehoma would just warm my cockles.  

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

Shouldn't this thread be titled Dickeaters vs Inbreds?

Redneck East Coast vs. Red Neck Central.

 

Welp we are off to a great start on butthurt weekend and nothing would be finer than seeing the thieves embarrassed on national television.

How good does it feel to just sit back and watch this shit show with zero stress over needing someone else to lose.  I hope each team get muscles strains chasing each other all over the field for 60 minutes and there's nothing left for their trip to Jerry World.  Enjoy it boys.  Here's to you!!

If I check this out I am doing it on mute. I am not listening to Boomer Sooner anymore than I have to.

The battle for who loves meth the most

Just now, mdmost said:

The battle for who loves meth the most

That's the Sooners.  The denizens of West Virginia like Mountain Dew and Oxy

1 hour ago, CobbInLimbo said:

How good does it feel to just sit back and watch this shit show with zero stress over needing someone else to lose.  I hope each team get muscles strains chasing each other all over the field for 60 minutes and there's nothing left for their trip to Jerry World.  Enjoy it boys.  Here's to you!!

Here's to a record-setting 8 exhausting overtimes.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

If I check this out I am doing it on mute. I am not listening to Boomer Sooner anymore than I have to.

Turn the volume off: Booner Sooner.

Turn the volume on: Boomer Sooner.

Grab a beer: Boomer Sooner.

Take a shit: Boomer Sooner. 

It’s hard to beat a good team twice and by that logic we should want WVU but fuck that, let’s beat OU twice.

I am rooting for west virginia to win in multiple overtime and will grier to make a heroic throw to win the game as he gets rolled up for a high ankle sprain.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Rooting for WVU because fuck ever rooting for OU.  

This is a damn valid point.

I'm torn. Last night at dinner one of the fellows there was a former player for WVU. He was a two-year captain I believe, and he was talking loudly about how Texas has been WVU's bitch in Big 12 games in Austin. 

Is there an option to root for the stadium to collapse?

As much as I want the opportunity to see blowu get beat twice in one season by the Horns... it would feel wrong to pull for them under any circumstance.

So.. Let's go WVU..? 😐

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4 hours ago, Gaelic said:

Pulling for WVU so we we can see the horns get revenge on the classless, horns-down mountaineers and that classless douche Will Grier.  

The number of horns down tonight may set a new record....

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4 hours ago, Gaelic said:

Pulling for WVU so we we can see the horns get revenge on the classless, horns-down mountaineers and that classless douche Will Grier.  

Soft. 

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3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Softer then Murray's fear of contact and OU's D? 

Pretty close. We can’t all have full backs playing quarterback. 

Yea we all wish we had midge QBs with second baseman arm strength floating balls because he can't see over the line

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea we all wish we had midge QBs with second baseman arm strength floating balls because he can't see over the line

I know you do. 

If Hager had to publicly apologize to the "league" for what he said about OU, they would probably give me the electric chair for my personal thoughts on those toothless shitfucks. 

That said, to hell with west Virginia, also. I guess I'm rooting for the meteor?

I’m pretty sure riley is in the hair club and had pubes transplanted onto his forehead.

 

 

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Also, it don't make a shit because I plan to watch the 'Horns take down their second basketball school in as many days. 

I’m pulling for West Virginia because I want Kyler “I never lose” Murry to be watching at home in his only year to start in college.

what the fuck does heisman  hopeful mean?  I’m a heisman hopeful, but we all know I ain’t winning it (this year).

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

What should the O/U be on the number of midget slides and sit downs?

8?

Bob Stoops washes down a fresh cock with the tears of an abused woman every time Ewok runs for his life. #Soonerdrinkinggames

If wvu wins, Ewok could be done.  Is he really going to come back in 5 weeks for the Alamo bowl?

The fact that these inbred hillbillies are now regularly using the Horns down makes me smile. Please Baby Jesus...just one asteroid?

Watcing one of these douchebag QBs lose will be fun 

57 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Turn the volume off: Booner Sooner.

Turn the volume on: Boomer Sooner.

Grab a beer: Boomer Sooner.

Take a shit: Boomer Sooner. 

I'm still trying to learn all the words

18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

OUs uniforms are extra special shittiness tonight

They look like fucking speed racer.  And damn I like Blackledge, but McDonough is brutal

1 minute ago, pops said:

I'm still trying to learn all the words

"Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks

Bag of dicks hicks" (repeat ad nauseam)

This game will be Rams vs. Chiefs type explosive. O/U 110 easy. 

Looks like OU dressed to get held by the pigtails and fucked from behind.

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