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has there ever been a season where roll of the dice 2 point Tom Osborne decisions have made such an impact.

While the announcers are dick sucking Ohio State and Urban Wifebeaterenabler, it's not like in this game beating Michigan is any big deal.  It's so fucking easy all they have to do is dress and walk out on the field.  Automatic win.

Just now, ztejas said:

Dude have you fucking watched this Bama team? Are you trolling? Win or lose SECCCG there is ZERO doubt they are a top 4 team.

Bull shit if they lose they better not get in. They don't have the body of work without being beatin jawgia

I hate Ohio St as much as the next guy, but they should pass OU's weak ass.

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Ohio State is going to get into the playoff now.  Lulz at Klatt talking them up as peaking like they did in 2014 ... one week after they should have lost to Maryland with Maryland's backup QB.

DAMN MARYLAND......

even Dak Prescott looks good with 10 seconds to throw.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They about to drop 62 on Michigan. That's an assbeating. 

Plenty of time for: 

 

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Just now, phdhorn said:

While the announcers are dick sucking Ohio State and Urban Wifebeaterenabler, it's not like in this game beating Michigan is any big deal.  It's so fucking easy all they have to do is dress and walk out on the field.  Automatic win.

Yup. Ranking Michigan so high all year was just so Urban could spank a top 5 team late. 

Urban breaking one off in Michigan’s ass

Somehow this fuckhead manages to run the score up on an overrated team near the end which helps them with the short term memory committee. 

If they win the CCG they will be in the playoff

Guess these announcers like to beat their wives, too.

Ha. What the fuck was the Michigan player getting up to go do? Take your beating like a man. 

I don't understand this at all.  I was told that the Big 12 was the only conference that didn't play defense.  I was also told that Michigan was the number one defense in the nation.  

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Ohio State is going to get into the playoff now.  they should have lost to Maryland with Maryland's backup QB.

That will be conveniently overlooked when the committee convenes to consider these matters.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Will Urban go for 2 to get to 70 if they score again?

Well he can't go for 3.

Just now, Gay said:

OU's gonna try to light up the scoreboard.

They do that every week anyway.  They know they need to score 40 to even have a shot.

yes Joel because no one passes in the Big Ten except Purdue and OSU.

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I hate Ohio St as much as the next guy, but they should pass OU's weak ass.

They're looking very, very similar to me right now. Cocksuckers all.

1 minute ago, Texas25 said:

What is she crying about? What a pussy

She's not crying for her friend that was beaten.

3 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Bull shit if they lose they better not get in. They don't have the body of work without being beatin jawgia

Dude don't get in the mud with this idiot. They pitched back to back shutouts against ranked SEC teams, including shutting out LSU on the freaking road in Death Valley.

Georgia is really, really good. They were my preseason pick to win the whole enchilada. You're allowed to lose to a really good team when there will likely be just 2 undefeateds with automatic bids.

Win or lose Bama is in and they should be. Body of work isn't just one season - they have proven they are the best team in CFB year after year and the CFP won't doubt them this year either.

Just now, Gay said:

The announcers are saying exactly what I'm saying.

I wouldn't pat yourself on the back for that.

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They about to drop 62 on Michigan. That's an assbeating. 

Take away that gift TD at the end of the half and it's even uglier.

Lol it's click bait to have a "hot take" that Harbaugh is overrated?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

4 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

That will be conveniently overlooked when the committee convenes to consider these matters.

That and these Fox announcers have Urban Meyer being like Jim Valvano here. Courageously coaching this game despite the odds. 

Harbaugh got out coached by an insane margin today.

Putting in Milton was the white flag so can’t blame the pick on him.

Just a team that got smoked by their rival.

Embarrassing. Tough to say fire harbaugh since I have no idea who you could replace him with that would be an upgrade, but no matter how good this team was/is can’t lose like this and expect to be nationally relevant.

What an embarrassment

Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Guess the big 10 offenses are dinosaurs outside of state and purdue.

its not that some don't try to pass, they just are really bad at it.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Dude have you fucking watched this Bama team? Are you trolling? Win or lose SECCCG there is ZERO doubt they are a top 4 team.

Perhaps, but I sure would like to seem them go through an actual playoff just so I could see it. And you’re probably right.

BUT:

You take the DII set up where they would have to travel to the other teams campus and win 4 games against teams from different parts of the country, in different time zones. That earned their spot on the field, and not some fucking eye test. Then Imagine them playing Washington last night in those conditions as opposed to basically always playing at what amounts to a neutral site near home in the south. 

Texas, OU, OSU, probably Tech could put 40 on this slow ass Michigan defense. And yet the “eye test” rattled on all week how bad ass they are. When in truth their slow, cant cover a cross route, and pure hype. 

2 minutes ago, Gay said:

The announcers are saying exactly what I'm saying.

More like you are echoing the shit they are shoveling...

Easy to have the best defense when your confrence is entirely built of cupcakes playing pro style.

Oh look no drama for OSU on that onside kick

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I hate Ohio St as much as the next guy, but they should pass OU's weak ass.

exactly

Texas >>>> Michigan, 100% confidence. 


I would love to see this bowl game and I think the TV networks would love to as well.

Repeat of the rose bowl in some ny6 affiliation bowl.
1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

exactly

Me three. OSU plays full of piss and vinegar and likes contact and is better coached. OU plays like a bunch of pansies. Their talent is comparable overall.

in one of the worst-announced games I've ever seen, the last 10 minutes have been the worst of this.

STFU for gods sakes.

 

OU-WVU put up >100 because they don't play defense

UM-tOSU put up >100 because it's hard nosed football.  Best defense in the country just allowed 62 and counting.  

 

here's the Gus Johnson required OSU/Urban's not a bad guy infomercial.  while a guy is down.  thank goodness Klatt stopped him.  its not about covering for Urban's shittiness Gus.

1 minute ago, Juicy said:

 


I would love to see this bowl game and I think the TV networks would love to as well.

Repeat of the rose bowl in some ny6 affiliation bowl.

 

Alamo Bowl maybe?

michigan and Harbaugh can now go to his annual outback bowl appearance 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude don't get in the mud with this idiot. They pitched back to back shutouts against ranked SEC teams, including shutting out LSU on the freaking road in Death Valley.

Georgia is really, really good. They were my preseason pick to win the whole enchilada. You're allowed to lose to a really good team when there will likely be just 2 undefeateds with automatic bids.

Win or lose Bama is in and they should be. Body of work isn't just one season - they have proven they are the best team in CFB year after year and the CFP won't doubt them this year either.

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

here's the Gus Johnson required OSU/Urban's not a bad guy infomercial.  while a guy is down.  thank goodness Klatt stopped him.  its not about covering for Urban's shittiness Gus.

Poor urbie has a bad heart, cyst on his brain!

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