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Let’s see if Harbaugh can finally beat Ohio State. 

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9 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

I have a strong dislike for both of these teams, but every Michigan loss helps Texas, so go tOSU

Can’t believe anyone could root for that cesspool of a program. And a Michigan loss helps out OU way more than Texas.

You’re not going to win the revenge tour settling for field goals Jimmy. You’re playing your way to another Outback Bowl. 

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck anything with o and u

Like 'you'?

Edited by clapclapclap
But yeah, OU and OhSU should Die In A Fire Ant Mound

20 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Michigan, Michigan State, and Ohio State is the closest analog that exists in America to Texas, Texas A&M, & Oklahoma.

Choose wisely.

Maybe for someone over 60.  Not as similar in recent times, we've had more success than Michigan and Mich St is not a cult.

Edited by clapclapclap
That said, screw OhSU always, though Mich is probably overrated again

So announcer you’re saying Michigan and harbough are cheating and getting away with it? And waters wet?

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Let’s see if Harbaugh can finally beat Ohio State. 

I know it’s early but damn man.if ever there was s time to smite that asshole Meyer it’s now. I seriously want to watch that faker pass out on the sidelines. 

Michigan's offense is so uncreative. HB dive after HB dive with the occasional outside zone. And the occasional pass on third down. No pulling linemen, no effort to spread the defense out...

Michigan’s offense is like an old person taking a shit. It’s a struggle 

17 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It feels so dirty rooting for the Bucks, but we can't have fucking Michigan anywhere near the playoffs. 

Why not?  You'd rather see OU in?

All I've seen is a steady stream of commercials. Can anyone confirm that this game is actually being played? 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

All I've seen is a steady stream of commercials. Can anyone confirm that this game is actually being played? 

No. But we don’t have enough Meyer cameras to see his bs health issues on the sidelines

Michigan should beat this dogshit OsU team by 3 scores. This is getting embarassing.

I guess Harbaugh's plan is to FG his way to victory. 

If Harbaugh can’t beat Ohio State today that booger eater needs to go. 

Oh, look at that. An offense that actually tries to be somewhat creative.

25 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

It feels so dirty rooting for the Bucks, but we can't have fucking Michigan anywhere near the playoffs. 

Yep. Fuck both teams. I actually like Haskins, has a cool story and seems like a nice kid. Hasn't complained about playin school yet.

"There's a reason they're the No. 1 passing defense in the country."

Yeah, because they play in the Big fucking Ten and haven't faced tOSU yet.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

No. But we don’t have enough Meyer cameras to see his bs health issues on the sidelines

He will be fine. They’re up still. Had Michigan brought an actual playbook and a real offense and they had them behind by a lot he would have pulled a Fred Sanford by now. 

3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Remember when Zach Gentry was going to be our QB?

Remember when Watson was a good OC? 

2nd and 12 and a draw play. Nice. 

Then Michigan always throws five yards behind the markers. Wow

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Just now, Escapedgoat said:

He will be fine. They’re up still. Had Michigan brought an actual playbook and a real offense and they had them behind by a lot he would have pulled a Fred Sanford by now. 

Yep. Michigan brought their shit playbook today. 

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"There's a reason they're the No. 1 passing defense in the country."

Yeah, because they play in the Big fucking Ten and haven't faced tOSU yet.

Michigan's D is legit and the B10 is pretty salty this season. 

I think Michigan has run a hb dive on 2nd down every single time. No matter the distance. 

I'm going to throw up in my fucking mouth if Michigan blows this game.

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm going to throw up in my fucking mouth if Michigan blows this game.

Michigan should be kicking their ass but it’s not happening. Fuck Urban Meyer and anyone who likes him

 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Jfc what is Bama going to do to the winner of this game? 

It will only be worth them winning if Meyer faux passes out on the sidelines while Bama destroys them

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Jfc what is Bama going to do to the winner of this game? 

If it's Michigan, the same thing they did to Washington a couple of years ago. Uncreative pro-style offenses get eaten up by the likes of Alabama.

Edited by satyanash

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Jfc what is Bama going to do to the winner of this game? 

Pretty sure Clemson would ass rape either of these two pretenders.

Notre Dame already beat one of them.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Jfc what is Bama going to do to the winner of this game? 

How are they going to play Bama?
@hen the winner of this game loses to Northwestern (with the best coach in the B1G) next week

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Michigan's D is legit and the B10 is pretty salty this season. 

Michigan's offense is straight out of the 1960s. They look like they have no clue what they're doing on pass plays and can't execute. When in doubt, all they can do is HB dive after HB dive.

Ohio State runs an actual spread offense. Compare it to Michigan's and it's night and day.

Edited by satyanash

Shit... dont wanna say it but I think OU would probably smack either of them too.

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