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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow

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Hello Friend's I konw if you know me or not but my name is Chad . I use to post on the other Web Site until the guy got arrested for Child Endangerment or whatever . I know becasuse he was in the Hutchin's unijt with my cuz Mike . Well anyways it is good to See You here I hope you are doing great Recently i have also heard the call of The Lord and I would like to share my testamony with you .

My testamony start like this have you ever thought about what is in the food you Eat . Or in the Drink's you Drink . Is it real .  Like "Milk"How can u be sure it is legit Milk ? And if it is Vitamin C or whatever . And do they  "boil" it after it come's out the Teat well to be Honest . Well theiir are probably law's about what you can call it . But like only for Cow's right .

Well anyways me and Carl ( he is AFRICAN AMERICAN ) was doing a little <<SIED WORK>> on election Nite we heard the United had a Incenirater behind it where they burn the boxes and trash . well we were in need of a good place to <<BURN>> some <<Trash>> as you might say . Well turn out they dont any more because its against the enviroment or whatever so we just piled all the shit together behind the store and poured some Diesel on it . Well we found out the Hard Way that DIesel dont burn to good so we went to the Allsup to get some 87 octane  the good stuff .

Anyway's long story's short I started going to Church a few month's ago  where I met this Dude u might know . This Dude name is Jole and He was working for Ted Cruise and said he could hook me up with some <<SIED WORK >> .  So me and AFRICAN AMERICAN CARL has been doing shit for him since he drive a Corola and needed a Truck for some shit he was doing . He also had a lot to share with me about our Savior Christ Jesus . He is cool not like one of those Old Man Preacher's . He shar'ed with me that He has not alway's had a life of faith and even made a few mistake's . Like every once of a wild he would wake up in a La'Quinta after smoking a bunch of Crack  but anyway he got past that usually and teache's about Jesus now . So he made a few Mistake's But do you know who else made a few mistake's ??? That man is Jesus . Every body know's Jesus did not alway's do the right thing but why did he Succeed ??? Because he kept TRYING . 

I know I have tried to sell You Scentsy in the past . And I am sorry I was not Legally Allow to make those delivery to you . I have seven Box's of candle's under my mom house . I have also try to sell you Egg's that I was unable to supply . I could not find any more nest's { WE do not have many Tree's } .  Arby sent me a cesadisist . But finally Jesus came thru because Last month I finally got approve for Disability from the V . A . for when I was in the Army so I no longer have too work for the County at the Jail I am 78% disable and get $680 a month for doing jack shit lol .  But you know who did not dessert me ???  Jole . He taught me that Jesus was a Lot of thing's too a carpenter a handy man a preacher and a fisher man and whatever else . And he did't make shit for money until the very end . Because that is when people believed in him . Well today I need You to believe in Me . Have you ever heard of Essential Oil's . They are an amazing potion that smell crazy wicked yall . Remember Body Bath Work's well it Is like that but instead of soap it is just a smell . And if u anoint ( Or Put it On ) your body it can help restore Youre body's natural mechanisems and functions . My Cousin Traea had a baby a few week's ago and that fucker never shut up they would park their van out side on our drive way and I dont know that the fuck was up but that fucking kid waled all the time . Well Traea learn from a friend who was supose to be in her graduating class that you could put pepper mint trea oil in the baby's nostril's and it would sleep . Well obviously that did not work because thats fucking stupid and nobody can do fucking magic turn out the baby was hungry because her teat's were not making enough Milk . Well sure enough Traea friend said try lavender plimsole oil or whatever and rub it on youre tit's and they will make more Milk for the baby too drink . And also she said u could drink a dark beer I guess because it would get the Baby drunk .Whatever that work because I havent heard that baby cry in week's  I guess it might be dead I have'nt seen them i a while 

Anyway's if u Would like too be anointed like Jesus and also possibly or prob ably cure some of youre disease's please le tme knjow what flavour you would like 2 try and I will see what I can do . Some flavours are different and do like different shit so I am also Setting up a Web Sight but I do not really konw how to do it so fuck off it is www.legitimatebusinessenterpise.biz please help me if u can ok thank u for your time

 

 

 

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HEllo I Do not know how to make a link the sight is 

 

www.legitimatebusinessenterpise.biz

Probably the best thread ever.

 

 

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Website is so good. So so good.


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Mark me down for some Pinto Noir and Pooporee

I am too drunk to read all that but I will be back

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Yes Bleach is Jole's Signutar Canola Oil Blend with Real Bleach it is good for Staff Infection or also cleaning your'e cabinet's

This was fun, but whoever this is is a sooner, someone with a traumatic brain injury, or a tries too hard. 

That website is off the hook. I am now sold on essential oils.

My list of favorite Chad posters on this site:
- Chad Fuck
- Chad Briscoe
- Chad
- Phlgem

hello chad can i use these essential oils to rub my bird?

 

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Yes u can rub youre bird with in in fact I recommend using the Christ Sent which contain Frank Sent and Murr like was purchase for Jesu's first birth day by the We 3 King's . U know that dude had a big hog but how did he get it . Oil's

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chad, are you selling the iv drip versions? are there any anointment of the month subscriptions?

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We do not curent offer subsciprton but mostly because I do not know how to except money on the InterNet however I believe this is a good idea we can make Oil's out of pretty much any thing so like we could do like a box with two special one's a month . That we anoint 

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I do not understand youre first question you can drip it on whatever you want

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As Christmas draws nigh, does anyone want to establish the over/under on how many times the phrase "Frank Sent and Murh" will be mentioned? 

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

African American Carl? Is this real life? 

Yes it is.  It's the new, more racially-sensitive Chad Briscoe.

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While the king was on his couch, my nard gave forth its fragrance. Song of Solomon 1:12

Chad, win yuo git to hail, cum es a gost and tel what it iz like.   ok?

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First all you sound like a retard and also do'nt you no English

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jiz cuz you suk sensiy do'nt minn sheet.  Y do'nt yuo shutup ango rub carlz burd.

I want the Pooporee sent.

I WANT that shit goddammit!

You can bottle and sell my nard scent. I want only 5% of profits.

The warmth of thy garments hath a goodlier smell than myrrh, than nard. 

On 11/24/2018 at 8:13 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Any of yall got a hook up for some Nard or know what It IS

 

Do you take scent request? I ask because I think that the Catholics can turn bread into Jesus body. Body of Christ could be a big seller.

On 11/23/2018 at 9:55 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Arby sent me a cesadisist

Yep.  This one killed me.

I wont buy from u chad because Rudy told me what u did and u need to fees up to that. How do u know the oils work? everyone needs to\ knows about the pink eyes!!

On 11/24/2018 at 7:14 AM, DejaVu said:

This was fun, but whoever this is is a sooner, someone with a traumatic brain injury, or a tries too hard. 

This should probably just have been unsaid.

Please don't click on any more Chad Briscoe threads. 

CB used to bee SA inn a galaxy long far ago.

Larko assentiul oils Chad?

Gleep flecto blarnt?

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Do not read the OP when getting ready to leave a voice mail 

"They are an amazing potion that smell crazy wicked yall "

You sure this isn't a scam? You're probably marketing these oils to the floppy asses too. We know what you and Rudy did in the Navy. 

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No it is not a Scam these Oil's are made from food grade Oil's Canoli and Vegtable and Sun Flower's  also they are Made with Love of Jesus and Anointed so if u dont like that take it up with Saten while he's fucking your'e ass in Hell .

11 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

No it is not a Scam these Oil's are made from food grade Oil's Canoli and Vegtable and Sun Flower's  also they are Made with Love of Jesus and Anointed so if u dont like that take it up with Saten while he's fucking your'e ass in Hell .

Slow your roll there, Champ.

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