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Hello Friend's I would like to talk too You about a man i KNow

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I apologise and am Forgeven through the blood of Jesus for saying that Saten will fuck your'e anes that was not very compasion of me or whatever but fuck off 

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  • How Do You Copy Thing's From A Web Sight
     

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Oil's are in the BIBLE

Oil's are in the Bible so You know their real in fact the Bible Oil's cure things like:

  1. Lepresy
  2. Locust
  3. Tooth Paste's
  4. Pink Eye
  5. Hemroids
  6. Anti Oxedant
  7. Snake's
  8. Ring Worm's
  9. Regular Worm's
  10. Larva's
  11. Dog's Bite's
  12. Cyst
  13. Various Pox'es
  14. Measels
  15. Uteres Problem's
  16. If your depress
  17. Plaque of Frog's
  18. Camel Mite's
  19. Other type of Mite's
  20. Fungeses like on youre feet
  21. Male Enhancment
  22. Milk
  23. Flatulance (Fart's)

What about scabies from the Whore of Babylon?

2 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Made with Love of Jesus and Anointed so if u dont like that take it up with Saten while he's fucking your'e ass in Hell

Too bad you can't fit all of that on the bottle - would be a great motto.

13 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Dang that girl got some big as titty's how is Her Milk states

What are your best oil's to rub on tit's like that? 

56 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Too bad you can't fit all of that on the bottle - would be a great motto.

He could do the "Made With Love Of Jesus" in large print and then the rest - disclaimer style - in small type.

Carl?

 

Is that him?

5 hours ago, SKJ said:

Carl?

 

Is that him?

No, Corl is busy rubbng esenchul ols on chads secund bunghoe

7 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Look like somebody squish up a Sniker and put a head on it

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

I got some eggs from HEB, how do I get the egg meat?

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Hello I am no longer available to sell egg's because we have very little tree's for nest's so they are hard too fine . However I am right now also avesting in a new adventure have you heard of the squalet ???? This is a hollow out squirell with a zipper sowed in to it so it can be use to hold money or pencil's or what ever . Well know what we have a shit ton of around here . Prarydog's My busness will be the first to make them with Prarydog's how do u like that

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They are a little smaller than squrrell's but we can make it work also if u replace the butthole with a Pencil Sharpner it would be good for kid's

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Like maybe if u buy three oil's u get them in a free squalletdog case I don't know just spiten rhimes

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Oh Carl (the "AA") wanted me to remine you that we warsh them first when we take they're gut's out so you don't have to have bloody pencil's and money and shit

On 11/24/2018 at 9:23 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

While the king was on his couch, my nard gave forth its fragrance. Song of Solomon 1:12

you got any roast beef sandwhiches though?

7 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Hello I am no longer available to sell egg's because we have very little tree's for nest's so they are hard too fine . However I am right now also avesting in a new adventure have you heard of the squalet ???? This is a hollow out squirell with a zipper sowed in to it so it can be use to hold money or pencil's or what ever . Well know what we have a shit ton of around here . Prarydog's My busness will be the first to make them with Prarydog's how do u like that

Please let there be a website for me to order such an item.  Christmas is coming!

Now why would I purchase a squallet without the butthole pencil sharpener option not pre-installed?  Sounds like a rip off. I'm out.

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18 minutes ago, Agent 13 said:

Now why would I purchase a squallet without the butthole pencil sharpener option not pre-installed?  Sounds like a rip off. I'm out.

incase you use it for pens dipshit

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this is basicelly it but with a Sqirrell instead of a Prarydog problem is u cant shoot them unless u want to sow the hole back up our rebuild his head's so u have to hit them real hard . this is NOT my picture but mine is Patent with a sharpner butthole .

 

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Imports. I bet there's a little ground squirrel type animal in some country that is easy to catch. You can import them and then make the purrydog purses. Don't have to shoot them, just wring their little necks like you was rubbing the bird real hard.

Chad, prairie dogs carry Hantivirus. What are you doing to remediate the pelts prior to manufacture?

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Briscoe is the only guy with a > 1.0 rep/post ratio.

Chad do u has black cherry oil??
My wife Will let me buttsecks her if you do
Does it cum with a straw ?
Cuz I wanna taste the rainbow

11 hours ago, Footballpants said:

Chad, prairie dogs carry Hantivirus. What are you doing to remediate the pelts prior to manufacture?

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HantivirsAnoint Oil. Duh.

I missed this the first time, but the website displays my favorite picture of Jesus all-time:  

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So blessed!

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Yeah see this how it work's . it's like the oil kill's the curse and the flavor kill's the spell  and also we can anoint any kind u want with The Power Of JEsus for various type of disease's . Like u can Put Francensent on your ankle but it will make youre elbo fill better . 

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i am also around if u are a hot bitch and need some body to anoint your'e body with my Seed because it is a natural thing for to << GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY >> so sayeth the Lord

Chad I order Frank and sense with a side of murr.
It showed in shop cart or whatever then I can't check out. Do I have to pay in bitcoins or Ameros, or some thing like that? Is ship extra or do you hand delivery?
It is an allsome website too.



Tree fiddy I only have male cousins is that ok?


Chad
Have you thought about having some good Christmas heavy mettle music on your website to get customer excited about anointment? You should check out Stryper. Maybe you and Rudy can be the sponsorers of the cumback tour7ba676f5224b0253549f9147fe7da218.jpg

I don't think Carl's really African-American.  Unless he's like the Dave Matthews, Charlize Theron kind.

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I don't think Carl's really African-American.  Unless he's like the Dave Matthews, Charlize Theron kind.

His real name is Carlos.

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If u know those guys are dude's , theyr'e not hot but if u think they might be chick's the third one is the hottest

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