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gooners haven't won yet....... BlowU 59 .....West Virginia 56... 4 min left

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We need to blitz that fucking midget until his pussy bleeds. Every damn down.

It's 20:54 and ou still sucks. 

10:56 on Friday and OU still sucks. Let's fuck their CFP dreams up. Fuck ewok Murray.

Fuck OU. WVU blew this one at end. 

Watching Horns beat them twice will be great. 

I just came here to say fuck ou...

Suck a dick sooners.  We beat you once, we will break your soul this time. We better be practicing tackling and press coverage for the next 7 days 

Fuck OU. Fuck them so very hard. They play like dogshit and win anyway and goddamnit that stops next week. Fuck them. I am so tired of seeing teams like West Virginia and Oklahoma State choke like little bitches to them. Missing extra points? Throwing random fumbles up in the air? Fucking gifts. Neither of those teams would NEVER do that against us but they just cannot help themselves when they see Crimson and Cream Daddy. Well Texas is giving them none of that shit.

Anyway we better pack that stadium and scream 'OU SUCKS' for four solid hours.

 

 

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Gonna be so sweet to end their playoff hopes next week. 

This is the first time in history we’ve played OU twice in one season, correct?
No
1 minute ago, DaysOff said:
3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:
This is the first time in history we’ve played OU twice in one season, correct?

No

When

Fuck that frontrunning bitch Murray.
Fuck this piece of shit conference.
Fuck OU.

First game not involving a Stoops since 1998. 

Holy shit. Playing them for the championship. Let’s do it!

can't wait for the Texas has no chance birds to start chirping.. they fall for that trap every time. OU SUCKS

Dear coach Herman and my beloved Longhorns,

I need not remind you that I currently work for two sooner land thief Texas born traitor pieces of shit. Please, please beat their dicks into the dirt. I don’t want to quit my job right before the holidays.

Yours truly,
Patricio Swayze
Class of 1999

First game not involving a Stoops since 1998. 


Choke on a dick gomer.
Just now, Shaggy3.0 said:

 


Choke on a dick gomer.

 

Probably gonna choke on a 12th Big 12 Championship trophy. 

Used GJ in the marketing promo. Interesting considering the circumstances.

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

who the fuck is this chick talking football playoffs on ESPN?

no clue.. loved how the guy just said "well Ou wins next week and..." Here comes the foregone conclusions. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Probably gonna choke on a 12th Big 12 Championship trophy. 

Because it's shaped like a dick?

Texas knows ou better than anyone in the country. On top of that Texas KNOWS they can beat them. Bring that shit to us. This is the opportunity to smash those little rat fuckers like they’ve never been done before. A double beat-down by Texas would crush what little semblance of a soul they have. 

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Used GJ in the marketing promo. Interesting considering the circumstances.

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What? Is he out forever? I thought he was just suspended for one game.

Need to find a couple local midgets, grease them up and have Hager and Omenihu chase them around all practice. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Probably gonna choke on a 12th Big 12 Championship trophy. 

I can’t wait until we thunder punch you back to your trailer.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

What? Is he out forever? I thought he was just suspended for one game.

True but considering what he was suspended for and being a repeat offender I wouldn't have guessed they'd highlight him. 

We have to stop them and ruin their chance of entering the CFP.

I hope this is the first game we win the toss and take the ball. Fuck those pieces of shit 

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