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#859
3 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I’m sure this has been posted but who are the backs they have available? Is it just brooks and that last backup? Or did someone come back?

Brooks, some Sermon, Pledger in an emergency. 

#862
15 minutes ago, NowThis said:

how about a Fantasy Island one with the tall one being Sam

 

Have half

 

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but Charlie was made for it.

 

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#863
45 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

PSA....I’m starting my game day drunkenness now. emoji1598.png

7 drinks deep. I can handle being hungover at work on a bullshit Friday. Fuck OU. I want to be in a coma after Saturday's game and wake up in time for the 9-6 on Monday. 

#867

Saw one adjustment possibility that BlowU may use some 2 Back sets like Okie Lite did and also throw more to their TE and RBs...

#869

I'll hear OU cry from Bourbon,

I'll hear OU cry from sixth,

I'll hear OU cry all over,

And tell them suck our dicks.

#874

You see this shit is simple,

It really isn't hard,

When Kylie takes the field,

His ego won't go far. 

#876

Guys I know it's Texas/OU week again but single fathers are a beleaguered demographic in this country. Please offer support.

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#879

God this is the most anxious I've been for a Texas game in years. I don't know what to do but ignore my regular sleep schedule and drink more than normal. I'm going to need psychiatric help on Monday regardless of the result. 

I mean... this was bound to happen, but now that its reality I just don't know what to do with myself. I kind of compartmentalized the Horns of the past few seasons somewhere deep in the dark depths of my depressive psyche. Now my indoctrinated fandom is bleeding through with renewed fervor and I don't know what to do. I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

#880

Yeah I wish I was playing in the damn game. I have to sit here and watch it even though I want to run through a wall to kill OU.

Granted I am over 40 and not particularly athletic...

#882

Fuck that durag Eagles pussy shit - time to hang numbers. Hook em. Ride or die.

#884
4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

Less uhs. Drugs are tight. Fuck OU. They can't afford the good shit anyway. 

#886

@Valmy77 idk you but I wanna rip shots and belligerently toss insults at Gooner cucks right now with you in attendance. 

#887
14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

God this is the most anxious I've been for a Texas game in years. I don't know what to do but ignore my regular sleep schedule and drink more than normal. I'm going to need psychiatric help on Monday regardless of the result. 

I mean... this was bound to happen, but now that its reality I just don't know what to do with myself. I kind of compartmentalized the Horns of the past few seasons somewhere deep in the dark depths of my depressive psyche. Now my indoctrinated fandom is bleeding through with renewed fervor and I don't know what to do. I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

Same. I can't remember the last time I've been this pumped for a Texas game, but it's been a long ass time. If I can sleep at all Friday night, I'm going to be running through walls Saturday morning. Fuck OU. Hook'em!

#888
Just now, Art Vandelay said:

Same. I can't remember the last time I've been this pumped for a Texas game, but it's been a long ass time. If I can sleep at all Friday night, I'm going to be running through walls Saturday morning. Fuck OU. Hook'em!

Take a trophy while I run out of Lone Star and rip this T bowl. 

#889
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Take a trophy while I run out of Lone Star and rip this T bowl. 

I'm on drink 8....or 9. Fuck it. And I'm out of rep today, sorry. But I'm sure I got you earlier.

#890
2 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

I'm on drink 8....or 9. Fuck it. And I'm out of rep today, sorry. But I'm sure I got you earlier.

IDGAF about rep. let's smack these Sooner pussies in the mouth. Booking my Shuga Bowl travel arrangements as we speak.

#892
23 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe the Longhorn D picked up a little inspiration from the Cowboys tonight. Would love to see them shut down the Sooners - say holding them to 21 or so points.

No one gives a fuck about the fucking Cowboys. 

Fuck OU. 

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#894
45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Any OU injury updates?

Lincoln Riley is probable with an inflamed pussy. 

#896

I'm so fucking ready for this game. Texas is clearly the more physical team and that is going to play a major role in putting the land thieves in their place. I expect the people attending the game to be in as much of a fight in the stands watching the game as the players on the field are against each other. This will be a very bloody affair.

#897
15 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I'm so fucking ready for this game. Texas is clearly the more physical team and that is going to play a major role in putting the land thieves in their place. I expect the people attending the game to be in as much of a fight in the stands watching the game as the players on the field are against each other. This will be a very bloody affair.

mostly OU's blood

#898

Jerryworld has a retractable roof, correct? They ever open that thing? Saturday is supposed to be great weather. It would be nice if they opened it up.


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#899
34 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Jerryworld has a retractable roof, correct? They ever open that thing? Saturday is supposed to be great weather. It would be nice if they opened it up.


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it was opened last night for the Cowboys game

#900

Our D will rise up 

and put Kyler on the turf

then hike up his skirt

and pound that little smurf

 

 

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