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Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

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Looks like someone's ready for the "wood"

11 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

No it's when they decide to fuck up a classic uniform and slap a retarded Jordan logo on the front because they are a bunch of roided up doucheclowns. 

Jesus Christ, OU-- alternate uniforms? WHEN YOU"RE PLAYING TEXAS? Fuck you. Save that shit for Baylor.

16 minutes ago, BigXII said:

Sooner Rough Rider uniform? Is that like when they wear assless chaps while riding their dads?

 

Inspired by This.........

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Lol that's hilarious. Roughrider unis??wtf

They’re worried about horns down and alternate uniforms? Doesn’t exude confidence. 

Jesus christ. 

 

 

This is why you shouldnt he sponsored by some 3rd rate brand like Jumpman, adidas, or under armour

4 hours ago, Yuk said:

That's dirty.  That's like going for a guys knees.  Not worth it even if it means not winning IMO.

You mean, like what Kyler did against one of the Texas DB's in October?  

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

Surly is weird. We are three days away from the biggest game since maybe 2010 and the first page of the football board is littered with “tell me about a&m” and shit like that.

It is the biggest game since 2009, unless by 2010 you are referring to the MNC game vs Alabama?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Coworker hung my whiteboard upside down that had a longhorn and Hook Em! on it in Expo.

Here is what she will walk into tomorrow morning:

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The "no" is subtle.

 

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9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Jesus christ. 

 

 

This is why you shouldnt he sponsored by some 3rd rate brand like Jumpman, adidas, or under armour

So sick of the stupid fucking Jordan logos. Yes - put a different sport front and center. Makes total sense.

At least UA has a good logo.

7 minutes ago, zzzz said:

The "no" is subtle.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

What the fuck is this shit?

 

What the fuck does that even mean? I got a feeling we’re about to run these dipshits into the ground.

It means we're wearing burnt orange.

Surprised those rough rider uniforms don't feature dildos, eyepatches and ball gags 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Surprised those rough rider uniforms don't feature dildos, eyepatches and ball gags 

The buttplugs are built in.

Lol that's hilarious. Roughrider unis??wtf

Are they gonna walk in playing DMX or something?
28 minutes ago, thepop said:

It means we're wearing burnt orange.

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

17 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

I pee what you did there. 

Remix to Ignition alternate burnt Orange?

I figured those outfits were trapped in the closet at Mr. Big’s place.

This thread is at a 6 right now. I hope it's cranked up to an 11 as we progressively drink more leading into battle.

Only OU would try and fuck up this rivalry with those god awful alternates. Those bitches are already psychologically whipped. Didn't want to wear the crimson again because that is what they lost in in October. Add that to the list of things Riley is bitching about and changing before the game.

"Hell no, I'm not going to candy this thing up.  These are work clothes."

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

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Looks like someone's ready for the "wood"

I guess they don’t have any wood so they need someone to bring it.

3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

I like it. Let the hate flow through your redneck trash little hearts.

Edited by Valmy77

LULZ.  Who's going to "break Sam in half?"  The Sooner defense?  That bunch of pansies?  Good luck with that.

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10 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

Those bitches are already psychologically whipped

They really are. I've never seen anything like it in this matchup. Murray lost for words on national TV. Pulling alternates out of the closet because they don't want to face the stormtroopers. Lincoln's vagina "precedent" comment. Everyone on ESPN asking OU or tOSU?

I think after we lost to WVU they assumed they wouldn't have to play us again and started to look too far ahead.

Guess what motherfuckers? That 1 loss on your schedule? Same city. Same time. Same fucking result. This time - it do make a shit. Hope you're ready to get punched in the mouth en route to the Alamo Bowl. I hear the Hard Rock Cafe on the Riverwalk does some good boneless buffalo wings. You can wash it down with a bud light.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

So sick of the stupid fucking Jordan logos. Yes - put a different sport front and center. Makes total sense.

At least UA has a good logo.

no one under the age of 30 has any memory of Jordan at the height of his powers.  this is stupid.

18 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

All sooners are cunts.

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

That sounds made-up.  

3 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

Kylie? Is that you?

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

It isn't...but so what if it was? Oh are we supposed to be fair and nice and kiss OU's fucking ass now? Fuck that. If KM got injured that would be a damn shame because then we couldn't see his tears of anguish when Texas beats his fucking ass again.

OU sucks and so does your lame ass post.

 

4 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

The Roughrider uniforms are just symbolic for how rough of a ride we took them on in October.

Hopefully, for their sake, the kit comes with a bottle of lube at each locker.

4 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

no one under the age of 30 has any memory of Jordan at the height of his powers.  this is stupid.

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

then color me gloriously oblivious.

3 minutes ago, XYZ said:

No, not about injuring him. About beating the shit out of him.

This. The only body part of KM Texas fans are wishing to be injured is his hymen, which we already broke in October.

11 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

Oompa Loompa doopity doo

i've got an Ewok riddle for you

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

then color me gloriously oblivious.

Basically, Jordan is now a brand for clothes and shoes. Not much else to really know.

Edited by Valmy77

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

MJ is going to fly his private jet to Arlington and rip that shit off of each and every OU player's jersey after you get mudholed. 

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