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3 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

Either way it really helped y'all in October

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Oh is he a Sooner? We have quite a few very coy Sooner fans on this board. I guess they just don't want to get banned.

9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It isn't...but so what if it was? Oh are we supposed to be fair and nice and kiss OU's fucking ass now? Fuck that. If KM got injured that would be a damn shame because then we couldn't see his tears of anguish when Texas beats his fucking ass again.

OU sucks and so does your lame ass post.

 

That's all random Twitter guy was saying. He hopes they hurt Sam. Your own coach said it would be okay. I mean he has a whole month to get well.

 

 

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

That's all random Twitter guy was saying. He hopes they hurt Sam. Your own coach said it would be okay. I mean he has a whole month to get well.

I am fine with Sooner fans saying that crap. It is what this week is all about. But the fact that Sooner fans are cunts stands as factual.

4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Basically, Jordan is now a brand for clothes and shoes. Not much else to really know.

The 2nd largest brand behind Nike. Only 4 schools have been chosen to represent the brand.   

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I am fine with Sooner fans saying that crap. It is what this week is all about. But the fact that Sooner fans are cunts stands as factual.

Stern but fair

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

What do you get when you guzzle down meth?

Half-pint bitch-ass sports-s-man-ship.

What do you do when you're only 4'9"?

Aggy stays aggy "we ran out of time"

What are you at being such a bitch-ass?

Do you eat bags of dicks like the rest of your team?

Take the loss, pussy.

 

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

Your bad manners will tarnish your star.

You won’t live in happiness too,

Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

 

Do-ba-dee-doo.

5 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

The 2nd largest brand behind Nike. Only 4 schools have been chosen to represent the brand.   

Are you fucking eleven years old? First of all, Jordan is part of Nike numbnuts. Second of all, it isnt even close to the 2nd largest apparel brand. Third of all, it isn't "have been chosen" it's schools choosing to wear that brand. Do you think if Texas called up Jordan brand they would hesitate for half a second to pick up the phone?

FOURTH of all its 5 football schools and 6 in total if you include Marquette basketball.

So you managed to be wrong about everything.

Oh also OU sucks.

Jordan barely makes up a tenth of Nike's total revenue and most of that is in basketball shoes.

So it's not "Air Jordan" anymore?  I guess it's Ground Jordan?

Or maybe Space Jordan because of that movie he did with Bugs Bunny?

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

So it's not "Air Jordan" anymore?  I guess it's Ground Jordan?

Or maybe Space Jordan because of that movie he did with Bugs Bunny?

Mack Brown Michael Jordan North Carolina Football

4 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Kryler 

Fuckface

46 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

Fuck that bitch. And your mom, too. 

The Oakland As after Okie Lite beat WVU 

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1 hour ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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Has anyone ever been broken in half by being hit with 11 purses?

I wish Calvin Murray had had a superstar son instead of Kevin Murray. He would have raised him right.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Has anyone ever been broken in half by being hit with 11 purses?

Right? The only thing the OU defense has ever broken this year is every OU record for futility.

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I dont know who the fuck this is but I'm glad I came across it 

38 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

He hopes they hurt Sam. Your own coach said it would be okay. I mean he has a whole month to get well.

Kryler was the only one trying to injure people’s knees in October, Butty. I hope he gets fucked up.

Maybe Herman’s kids can reach down that low. 

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

MJ is going to fly his private jet to Arlington and rip that shit off of each and every OU player's jersey after you get mudholed. 

If he didn’t do it to Michigan, he won’t to OU...

But I digress...those alternate uni’s are fucking terrible.  JFC

3 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I’m sorry are you calling me a fuckface or calling krYler a fuckface? 

Oh definitely not just spitballing names for Kylie

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If he didn’t do it to Michigan, he won’t to OU...

But I digress...those alternate uni’s are fucking terrible.  JFC

I was worried it was going to be those cream-colored monstrosities but instead this lame wood pattern? FFS.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I was worried it was going to be those cream-colored monstrosities but instead this lame wood pattern? FFS.

They’re all god damn terrible.  If I hear one more idiot talking about ‘the croots love them!’...

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I was worried it was going to be those cream-colored monstrosities but instead this lame wood pattern? FFS.

OU shouldn't have alternates to begin with. They look so silly in anything but RRW or RWW.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are you fucking eleven years old? First of all, Jordan is part of Nike numbnuts. Second of all, it isnt even close to the 2nd largest apparel brand. Third of all, it isn't "have been chosen" it's schools choosing to wear that brand. Do you think if Texas called up Jordan brand they would hesitate for half a second to pick up the phone?

FOURTH of all its 5 football schools and 6 in total if you include Marquette basketball.

So you managed to be wrong about everything.

Oh also OU sucks.

I am aware Jordan/ Jumpman is part of Nike. Jumpman  shoes/apparel is figured as a different entity, like Converse. An article listed the market share as #1 Nike 34.7%, #2 Jordan Brand 11.8%, #3 Adidas 11.3% - then Skechers, New Balance, Converse (also a Nike brand) and Under Armour 

I only knew of Michigan, UNC, OU, & Florida wearing the Jumpman branded apparel. 

Sorry didn't mean to upset you or throw a proverbial horns down at you.

You guys seemed bored

1 minute ago, Buddy Hinton said:

I am aware Jordan/ Jumpman is part of Nike. Jumpman  shoes/apparel is figured as a different entity, like Converse. An article listed the market share as #1 Nike 34.7%, #2 Jordan Brand 11.8%, #3 Adidas 11.3% - then Skechers, New Balance, Converse (also a Nike brand) and Under Armour 

I only knew of Michigan, UNC, OU, & Florida wearing the Jumpman branded apparel. 

Sorry didn't mean to upset you or throw a proverbial horns down at you.

You guys seemed bored

You are quoting SHOE market share specifically. Not TOTAL brand apparel market share

Jesus Christ stop commenting. 

17 minutes ago, Buddy Hinton said:

I am aware Jordan/ Jumpman is part of Nike. Jumpman  shoes/apparel is figured as a different entity, like Converse. An article listed the market share as #1 Nike 34.7%, #2 Jordan Brand 11.8%, #3 Adidas 11.3% - then Skechers, New Balance, Converse (also a Nike brand) and Under Armour 

I only knew of Michigan, UNC, OU, & Florida wearing the Jumpman branded apparel. 

Sorry didn't mean to upset you or throw a proverbial horns down at you.

You guys seemed bored

Isn't it past your bedtime?

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Lol almost dropped that one on him. Honestly seems like a nice guy, farcry from some of the other trolls I've seen.

Still, kid needs to learn what the fuck he's talking about and find a different thread to lose his Surly virginity in.

Shit... now that you mention it it's past MY bedtime.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

Isn't it past your bedtime?

I’m guessing Butty doesn’t have a bedtime. 

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75% of this thread is about injuring KM.

I assume you are just passing the time until your dad is done porking your redneck sister in the double wide and he rings the dinner bell to let you know it’s your turn. Fuck off.
8 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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Dustin Hopson was awesome when he played one of the Martians in Mars Attacks!

7 hours ago, Buddy Hinton said:

You are obviously out of touch with the current shoe/clothing market. Its not even about MJ the basketball player anymore

I guess I'm out of touch too. What's it about, then?

8 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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I love it.  

Id be embarrassed as shit if our school was wearing the jumpman or under armour or adidas logos

 

 

might as well be Converse or Fila sponsored

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8 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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OHHHHH BOY

CHEATERS! CHEATERS!

 

9 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

sooner trash showing their ass all over twitter the last few days.

 

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That sounds so violent.  Why are sooners so intolerant?  Anyway, who on their team is capable of breaking him in half?  They can't even tackle.  ou is #111 in total defense.  there are only 18 schools in the ncaa that give up more yards.

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Has anyone ever been broken in half by being hit with 11 purses?

 

 I'd enjoy seeing the same thing happen to Kyler Murray*, so meh.  Whatever.  And it's not like their defense can actually accomplish shit.  

*Actual size may vary.  

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

 I'd enjoy seeing the same thing happen to Kyler Murray*, so meh.  Whatever.  And it's not like their defense can actually accomplish shit.  

*Actual size may vary.  

Vaginas in your rear view mirror may be bigger than they appear

I'm already amped up for this game.  Despite the "focus on the game in front of you, not what's down the road," diatribe, I see this game as our penultimate showcase.  Forget whichever Bowl game we land in.  It will pale in comparison as to what's about to transpire this coming Saturday. 

We get the sweet opportunity to play ou and beat the holy fuck out of them all over the goddamned field one more time.  No other situation can hold a candle to that.

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