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4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Probably gonna choke on a 12th Big 12 Championship trophy. 

The funny thing is if this conference wasn't so retarded you would already have it....but watching this conference's dumbfuckery potentially wrest it away from you and give it to us is delicious.  

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Hopefully Texas fucks that midget so hard the A's rescind their offer

Move this fucker to the Cotton Bowl.  For all that is holy.  If Jerry is at this game, in his house, watching with that classic smirk, I will kick puppies.  

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Fuck Jerry

Fuck this stupid CCG but lets win it. Fuck these okie fucks

2 minutes ago, #1Texasfan said:

We have to stop them and ruin their chance of entering the CFP.

If Kyler Murray doesn't cry tears of anguish and shame after the game, I will not be entirely satisfied.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

we need Brandon Jones badly.

So long as he isn't fielding kicks.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Move this fucker to the Cotton Bowl.  For all that is holy.  If Jerry is at this game in his house watching with that classic smirk I will kick puppies.  

I hate this part the most. I fear this game will get the "move from the cotton bowl" crowd louder and louder

Just now, Valmy77 said:

If Kyler Murray doesn't cry tears of anguish and shame after the game, I will not be entirely satisfied.

Im actually not that confident about our defense.

I haven't been blackout, barred out arrest incoming drunk in over a year. 

That streak might end Saturday. Give me a fifth of Titos and lets stomp these land thieving moral sense deprived piece of shit cuck loving cunts. 

Hook the fuck em Horns.

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Jesus Christ that fucking stat

OU is the best at sucking around. But we knew that already.

Just now, #1Texasfan said:

Im actually not that confident about our defense.

It's better than their defense, that much is known.

We have to win decisively and dominate the fuck out of them. Anything short of that and the refs will see to it that they get the win. The Horns need to play their A+++ game. We need to skull fuck them.

Need to find a couple local midgets, grease them up and have Hager and Omenihu chase them around all practice. 


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as long as this idiot Big12 has a CCG, Texas and OU are going to meet twice A LOT.  

TCU is down, Grier is gone, it's going to be OU and Texas again and again. 

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Move this fucker to the Cotton Bowl.  For all that is holy.  If Jerry is at this game in his house watching with that classic smirk I will kick puppies.  

I'll move my dick in your mom's pussy after we beat your pussy bitch ass twice in one year.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I haven't been blackout, barred out arrest incoming drunk in over a year. 

That streak might end Saturday. Give me a fifth of Titos and lets stomp these land thieving moral sense deprived piece of shit cuck loving cunts. 

Hook the fuck em Horns.

Are you sure you’re not black out drunk right now?

I want us to make Kyler Murray cry like a fucking bitch again then quit on his team by not playing in their bowl game.

2 minutes ago, #1Texasfan said:

Im actually not that confident about our defense.

This is pussy shit

we should practice defense all week. Offense should be fine. 

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Are you sure you’re not black out drunk right now?

No but I'm sure you're a sooner fuck that needs to take a lap.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Stop being a pussy ass bitch.

Pointing out our weakness is not a bitch move you fucking idiot.

Pointing out our weakness is not a bitch move you fucking idiot.

You are still a pussy. Keep it up. Pussy.

Add me to the pussy ass bitch list. 

But it sure would be sweet to beat those guys twice, and win the damn conference. 

4 minutes ago, #1Texasfan said:

Im actually not that confident about our defense.

OK, "#1Texasfan."

@ChiTownDoc is pissing his pants right now and trying to act like he fits in. This is total war. Nut up or shut up.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:


You are still a pussy. Keep it up. Pussy.

Yeah just keep being an idiot like you've been doing for years.

FUCK OU AGAIN AND ALWAYS

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'll move my dick in your mom's pussy after we beat your pussy bitch ass twice in one year.

LMAO.  Tough guy SMU grad talking all ‘we’ and ‘us’ about Texas.  And then you top it off acting like a hard ass.  I feel pretty confident my 40 year old ass would curb stomp you and all your preppy ass bf’s from SMU any place, any time. SMU tough guy?  LULZ

Will Sam be healthy enough to go is an important question.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I want us to make Kyler Murray cry like a fucking bitch again then quit on his team by not playing in their bowl game.

This! I ran out of rep. somebody pos him for me.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

@ChiTownDoc is pissing his pants right now and trying to act like he fits in. This is total war. Nut up or shut up.

 

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO.  Tough guy SMU grad talking all ‘we’ and ‘us’ about Texas.  And then you top it off acting like a hard ass.  I feel pretty confident my 40 year old ass would curb stomp you and all your preppy ass bf’s from SMU any place, any time. SMU tough guy?  LULZ

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as long as this idiot Big12 has a CCG, Texas and OU are going to meet twice A LOT.  
TCU is down, Grier is gone, it's going to be OU and Texas again and again. 

I just now realized this truth.

I would have rather played WV, but fuck OU.. it will be nice to beat their ass twice. Their defense sucks and the leprechaun is a punk bitch. I can't stand his smugness. 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Will Sam be healthy enough to go is an important question.

It's not if you leave off the question mark.

LMAO.  Tough guy SMU grad talking all ‘we’ and ‘us’ about Texas.  And then you top it off acting like a hard ass.  I feel pretty confident my 40 year old ass would curb stomp you and all your preppy ass bf’s from SMU any place, any time. SMU tough guy?  LULZ


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I would have rather played WV, but fuck OU.. it will be nice to beat their ass twice. Their defense sucks and the leprechaun is a punk bitch. I can't stand his smugness. 
And his wee, beady eyes.
8 minutes ago, #1Texasfan said:

Yeah just keep being an idiot like you've been doing for years.

Given that your account is brand new, me thinks you are a shitbird sock that was probably recently banned.

This game doesn’t scare me at all. We know what OU is... soft ass pussies on defense and a high powered offense. They can’t game plan to to be more physical in a week. LJH and CJ will break their fuckin souls again. We have to figure out a way to play the run better for this game though. If Sam comes out and looks 100% I like our chances. 

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