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Just now, Constant said:

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

You are wearing alternate uniforms and complaining about David Beaty self scouting us, you bitches are whipped. Now take your pussy ass back to dirtburglars you bitch.

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I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

I smell bacon. Okie infected, dog shooting bacon.

Don't listen to him he works at Caesar's Palace^ 

He's trying to pump Texas money.

1 minute ago, Texas25 said:

You are wearing alternate uniforms and complaining about David Beaty self scouting us, you bitches are whipped. Now take your pussy ass back to dirtburglars you bitch.

I’m wearing a red shirt and blue jeans, and I welcome Texas hiring/consulting with every fired Kansas coach they can find. 

On 11/27/2018 at 9:39 AM, texastough said:

Beaty is self-scouting the Horns, not OU. Which makes this whole thing utterly regarded.

Actually, he also sent us his OU scouting report, which is the key to understanding how to beat them:

Spoiler

OU SUCKS!

 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m wearing a red shirt and blue jeans, and I welcome Texas hiring/consulting with every fired Kansas coach they can find. 

Well sad wittle pussy ass Lincoln Riley doesn't agree. Your players fucking up a classic rivalry by voting to wear alternate uniforms tells me all I need to know about where OU's mindset is. I am going to enjoy watching half the OU fan base hunch over and barf as they watch Utah...I mean OU run out of the tunnel Saturday.

Not to mention David Beaty was on the aggy staff that torched y'all's ass in the Cotton Bowl in 2012. He also just hung 40 on your ass in Norman

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2 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m wearing a red shirt and blue jeans, and I welcome Texas hiring/consulting with every fired Kansas coach they can find. 

Red? RED?

SOONERS! HE'S BEEN OUTSED! TEACH HIM YOUR SCHOOL COLORS!

I’m wearing a red shirt and blue jeans, and I welcome Texas hiring/consulting with every fired Kansas coach they can find. 

But what is your stance on fucking your sister in her double wide while in her double wide? Never mind, we know you are all for it.

How do y'all think the Alabama Red Tide are going to do this weekend?

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

i am just talking as far as betting on the game. the fact that the Big 12 wants OU to win the game is a factor that needs to be considered.

4 minutes ago, Texas25 said:

Well sad wittle pussy ass Lincoln Riley doesn't agree. Your players fucking up a classic rivalry by voting to wear alternate uniforms tells me all I need to know about where OU's mindset is. I am going to enjoy watching half the OU fan base hunch over and barf as they watch Utah...I mean OU run out of the tunnel Saturday.

This is a strange thing to fixate on. Laundry doesn’t matter. 

4 minutes ago, po elvis said:

i am just talking as far as betting on the game. the fact that the Big 12 wants OU to win the game is a factor that needs to be considered.

Smart money is on Texas with that line. I’m surprised it started as large as it did and I’m surprised it’s moved larger. 

This is a strange thing to fixate on. Laundry doesn’t matter. 

Says the cop wearing his mom’s panties. We are rather accepting here. Must be why you choose a Texas board over a sooner white trash board to post on.
17 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

The guys on your forum are saying that OU is going to get screwed so it all cancels out

1 minute ago, Constant said:

This is a strange thing to fixate on. Laundry doesn’t matter. 

No it is actually psychology 101. If y'all thought y'all were truly better than us than y'all would just throw the normal crimson home unis on and come kick our ass. Gotta go with the alternates because it is fresh and doesn't have the stench from the game in October.

Changing things before a big game is a sign of weakness and vulnerability, but hey, if OU wants to wear alternates they gave up 704 yards of offense in, then please be my guest.

Just now, Texas25 said:

No it is actually psychology 101. If y'all thought y'all were truly better than us than y'all would just throw the normal crimson home unis on and come kick our ass. Gotta go with the alternates because it is fresh and doesn't have the stench from the game in October.

Changing things before a big game is a sign of weakness and vulnerability, but hey, if OU wants to wear alternates they gave up 704 yards of offense in, then please be my guest.

Duly noted. 

2 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

 

*sigh* i miss playing that game. 

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

This is a strange thing to fixate on. Laundry doesn’t matter. 

Who are you? My wife?

/high five!

Reminder that former Sooner Adrian Peterson still beats his children. 

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Reminder that former Sooner Adrian Peterson still beats his children. 

Spare the rod, spoil the child. 

And, OU sucks.

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 
You are literally starting a former Aggie at your premiere position.
45 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

Shut up, goober fuck.

7 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
47 minutes ago, Constant said:
I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

You are literally starting a former Aggie at your premiere position.

Not sure what that has to do with anything. It’s as irrelevant as Texas’ biggest legend being a former Sooner.

I know there is a battered fan screaming for help inside every boastful post here. It seeps out of every word. Y’all have forgotten how to be a top dog. It’s silly. 

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

Not sure what that has to do with anything. It’s as irrelevant as Texas’ biggest legend being a former Sooner.

I know there is a battered fan screaming for help inside every boastful post here. It seeps out of every word. Y’all have forgotten how to be a top dog. It’s silly. 

he got the fuck out as quick as he could . ou sucks 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Not sure what that has to do with anything. It’s as irrelevant as Texas’ biggest legend being a former Sooner.

Vince Young, Earl Campbell, and Ricky Williams are not former sooners.

Our only former sooner is dead. Some current sooners will want to trade places with him in 24 hours.

53 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’m glad y’all are already setting the table with excuses. Whats shaggy/surly without a little referee blaming and conference conspiracy worries 24hrs prior to kickoff? Sound like that school in College Station. 

Which fanbase is the one complaining and ghashing their teeth about Horns Down possibly being flagged because it happened once in a game against West Virginia? Because it sure isn't our fanbase

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Vince Young, Earl Campbell, and Ricky Williams are not former sooners.

Our only former sooner is dead. Some current sooners will want to trade places with him in 24 hours.

Without Royal you have one national championship and an unnamed stadium. But whatever, it’s irrelevant. 

7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Not sure what that has to do with anything. It’s as irrelevant as Texas’ biggest legend being a former Sooner.

I know there is a battered fan screaming for help inside every boastful post here. It seeps out of every word. Y’all have forgotten how to be a top dog. It’s silly. 

TIL Vincent Young went to Oklahoma 

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7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Not sure what that has to do with anything. It’s as irrelevant as Texas’ biggest legend being a former Sooner.

I know there is a battered fan screaming for help inside every boastful post here. It seeps out of every word. Y’all have forgotten how to be a top dog. It’s silly. 

I guess I don't really follow this post. Win or lose tomorrow, I still go to sleep tomorrow night with a UT degree. It's the same as it ever was. I realize for you and yours, your entire identity as a human is basically wound into the OU football program, but that's not the case for us on this side of the border. That's the thing, it's never been, and that's why you twits despise us. Whatever our issues are as fans, we're not lacking a sense of self-importance and elitism, and we never have. We're better than you and yours, irrespective of football result, and that's indisputable fact.

5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Without Royal you have one national championship and an unnamed stadium. But whatever, it’s irrelevant. 

Your winningest head coach went to Arkansas dipshit

Just now, ztejas said:

TIL Vincent Young went to Oklahoma 

An argument for a different day, but now I’m curious. Vince is a bigger Texas legend than Royal? 3 < 1?

5 minutes ago, Constant said:

Without Royal you have one national championship and an unnamed stadium. But whatever, it’s irrelevant. 

Meh. Without paying players to attend the embarrassing shithole you call a state and school, OU has never won a national title. Not once has your program won a title in which it didn't have sanctions immediately follow in the aftermath. Kind of the same, but different, I guess. 

40 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

 

Bonus points if it was your intent to have Pippen's dunk against former OU player Wayman Tisdale on the court.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Your winningest head coach went to Arkansas dipshit

Bob Stoops went to Iowa. 

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Bob Stoops went to Iowa. 

Yeah nothing like racking it up against Baylor and Okie Lite and atm while you stumble over your own dick for almost 20 years trying to win your first title with your own players.

13 minutes ago, Constant said:

Without Royal you have one national championship and an unnamed stadium. But whatever, it’s irrelevant. 

 I would certainly not denigrate DKR, but our stadium had a name a long time before he came to Texas.

At least no one was shooting each other in the locker room so Stoops has that going for him.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah nothing like racking it up against Baylor and Okie Lite and atm while you stumble over your own dick for almost 20 years trying to win your first title with your own players.

Your ability to change gears and constantly (d)evolve your arguments is astute. I commend you. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

I guess I don't really follow this post. Win or lose tomorrow, I still go to sleep tomorrow night with a UT degree. It's the same as it ever was. I realize for you and yours, your entire identity as a human is basically wound into the OU football program, but that's not the case for us on this side of the border. That's the thing, it's never been, and that's why you twits despise us. Whatever our issues are as fans, we're not lacking a sense of self-importance and elitism, and we never have. We're better than you and yours, irrespective of football result, and that's indisputable fact.

Boy am I glad you haven't jumped yet.....

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Your ability to change gears and constantly (d)evolve your arguments is astute. I commend you. 

Wait so let me get this straight - our biggest legend is the head coach that won 3 titles, but your biggest legend is the head coach that never won a title with upper-classmen that he recruited? Not YOUR head coach that won 3 and went back to back? That sounds pretty embarrassing and like you're the one shifting gears. 

Show me where I defined "winningest" as regular season wins, please

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I guess I don't really follow this post. Win or lose tomorrow, I still go to sleep tomorrow night with a UT degree. It's the same as it ever was. I realize for you and yours, your entire identity as a human is basically wound into the OU football program, but that's not the case for us on this side of the border. That's the thing, it's never been, and that's why you twits despise us. Whatever our issues are as fans, we're not lacking a sense of self-importance and elitism, and we never have. We're better than you and yours, irrespective of football result, and that's indisputable fact.

Scathing. Flies in the face of most of the sentiment on this board around this game, but scathing nonetheless. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wait so let me get this straight - our biggest legend is the head coach that won 3 titles, but your biggest legend is the head coach that never won a title with upper-classmen that he recruited? Not YOUR head coach that won 3 and went back to back? That sounds pretty embarrassing and like you're the one shifting gears. 

Show me where I defined "winningest" as regular season wins, please

I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about any more. I assumed by “winningest” you meant “most wins”. I see now thats not how your brain works. 

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1 hour ago, Constant said:

I’m wearing a red shirt and blue jeans, and I... 

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...am retarded.

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