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44 minutes ago, mchookem said:

made a couple of friendly wagers tonight, both with aggy. one for a bottle of scotch and one for a drink at the next hh.

i believe🤘

Making wagers with aggys on a game not involving aggy is very aggy. I hope you don't make good if we lose. They can go fuck themselves.

13 minutes ago, Deguello said:

Not even sure what that’s supposed to mean. 

It means OU sucks. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

It means OU sucks. 

Then just say that, man. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

West coast goodness. Game is on at 9am for me 

First post, but seriously...9am and OU still SUX. 

1 minute ago, Deguello said:

Then just say that, man. 

I'm not the one you were quoting.

How many drinks deep are you?

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm not the one you were quoting.

How many drinks deep are you?

It’s a generic exclamation, not an accusation. 

Not even sure what that’s supposed to mean. 

You stated that ou was going to score points. I pointed out that expectations don't always come true using a recent example. A good defensive gameplan against a good offense can make said offense look mediocre. It's much more likely that we can keep them from scoring than they can keep us from scoring.
It means OU sucks. 

And this.

 

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You stated that ou was going to score points. I pointed out that expectations don't always come true using a recent example. A good defensive gameplan against a good offense can make said offense look mediocre. It's much more likely that we can keep them from scoring than they can keep us from scoring. And this.

 

No. I stated OU will have to play their best game of year to win. 

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

You stated that ou was going to score points. I pointed out that expectations don't always come true using a recent example. A good defensive gameplan against a good offense can make said offense look mediocre. It's much more likely that we can keep them from scoring than they can keep us from scoring. And this.

 

Shut up. No one cares.

Refocus on the fact that OU does suck and that we are kicking their front teeth down their throat tomorrow morning.

Making wagers with aggys on a game not involving aggy is very aggy. I hope you don't make good if we lose. They can go fuck themselves.

aggy has to live vicariously through other teams since they can’t do anything themselves. Obviously if OU wins then we no longer have scoreboard on aggy in their minds.

This doesn't have to be a high scoring affair. We control the ball on offense, blowing big holes in their line, 8 to 15 yard scampers, throw in a few forty yard TD passes. On Defense, we crash thru their line, pound their fucking QB, bust up a couple of their receivers, pick off a couple of passes and force about four punts. Texas 40, OU 20. That's low scoring, all things considered.

Just got this feeling that the scoring will be much lower than expected.  Winner in the mid / high 30s.  

2 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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What the fuck is a Sonner

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck is a Sonner

they're all sonner bitches

Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck is a Sonner

Exactly.  Meth and spelling aren't great bed fellows.

4 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

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Very impressive work.

 

If you aren't ready to run through a brick shithouse wall for this team you can go suck a fat Sooner cock. 

Fuck OU.

OU sucks.

Horns 31

Gooner Trash 14

I don't get how so many national "experts" are saying there is no way Texas can win tomorrow.  I kind of remember Texas beating the cock suckers just a month or so ago.  How does the logic apply?

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

I don't get how so many national "experts" are saying there is no way Texas can win tomorrow.  I kind of remember Texas beating the cock suckers just a month or so ago.  How does the logic apply?

Exactly.  Who we getting fired this round?

 

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Shut up. No one cares.
Refocus on the fact that OU does suck and that we are kicking their front teeth down their throat tomorrow morning.

Do they keep their teeth in jars? Cause meth ain’t good for that.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Do they keep their teeth in jars? Cause meth ain’t good for that.

Take the jar and smash it and throw it in their face. Results may vary. 

I’m imagining that fucking midget trying to fall asleep right now with all of his worst fears racing through his tiny self-absorbed brain. And they’re all covered in burnt orange whispering, “Take the loss again, Pussy!”
Fuck ou.

8 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I don't get how so many national "experts" are saying there is no way Texas can win tomorrow.  I kind of remember Texas beating the cock suckers just a month or so ago.  How does the logic apply?

Do you even saber metric stats bro?

Dallas is strangely quiet tonight for a TX/Ou game but then again it’s not a typical game at all.

We're all raging in Arlington.  Where TF are YOU?

7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Dallas is strangely quiet tonight for a TX/Ou game but then again it’s not a typical game at all.

I mean I told 4 gooner cucks that OU sucks on my way home and they reacted with an appropriate level of bitchassedness. 

13 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

IT’S GAMEDAY!


Fuck
Ou





 

OU sucks so hard Jerry World is likely to implode. FUCK OU.

This is our day gentlemen. Today will be remembered as the day that Texas Football returns to the top of the Big 12. Today the Big 12 tomorrow a regular in the CFP.

Just cracked open my first beer. Lets do this. Again.

Attention inbred fucks from mobilehoma:

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE!

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(that is all...)

 

26 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

Just finished half a bottle of Titos. Gotta slow down a bit. Hook em

Sure you did 

I might be asking a dumb question but why is everyone concerned about the weather.  Isn't Jerry world a retractable roof? 

It's 6:23 am, I just opened my eyes this morning, and my initial thought is yes Ou still indeed sucks. 

Edited by RollLeft

6:35a.  In the Vonlane to Fort Worth.  All Longhorn fans, obviously.  Couple of Surlyfans by the looks of this crew.  Onboard "attendant" is quite cute.  Rocking a very tight skirt and thigh-high boots.  

I am sad to report that they cannot legally serve me a beer until 7:01a.  

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