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Lincoln Riley just sits and smiles while Netflix is buffering.  

Lincoln loves falling ass first into ccg, because he likes the surprise of what is coming up his ass

Lincoln loves falling ass first into ccg, because he likes the surprise of what is coming up his ass

 

Lincoln Riley parks in the handicap spot at Luby’s.

Lincoln Riley likes turkey bacon and puts the butter dish in the fridge.  

 

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Lincoln Riley bakes brisket in the oven with liquid smoke.

Lincoln Riley started the Camp Fire. 

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Lincoln Riley invited Rocko to Surly, and he thinks The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie.

Lincoln Riley is Swam

Lincoln Riley's favorite music group is Nickelback. 

Lincoln Riley thinks Ricos Cheese Sauce is peak Mexican food.

1 minute ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Lincoln Riley puts the empty milk jug back in the refrigerator. 

What a complete fucking maniacal lunatic.

Lincoln Riley recycles corn for the homeless.

His cock gobbling habit has created a shortage in the flyover states. Stoops taught him well

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1 minute ago, hotdogGT said:

Lincoln Riley has a gluten disorder.

for accuracy

Lincoln Riley gave Buca di Beppo a five-star rating on Yelp.  

Lincoln Riley thinks Gino Torretta deserved to win the Heisman Trophy over Marshall Faulk.

When a cashier can't get an item to scan, Lincoln Riley always asks "does that mean it's free? " and then laughs to himself about the funny joke he's made. 

Lincoln Riley likes to act like an arrogant sore loser bitch in postgame press conferences when his team gets bitchslapped

Lincoln Riley cheered for Jon Voight’s character in ‘Varsity Blues’

You all will be receiving a public reprimand from the Big 12 office. You will be expected to issue a formal apology to Lincoln Riley.

Lincoln Riley leaves time on the work microwave after he uses it so you have to clear it before you use it.

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up past January 31st.

Lincoln Riley puts his Christmas decorations up before Thanksgiving.

Lincoln Riley loves bovine meat injections, now twice a year!

Anal Bevotox.

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Lincoln Riley thinks that Josef Stalin has been unfairly judged throughout history.

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Lincoln Riley leaves time on the work microwave after he uses it so you have to clear it before you use it.

Lincoln Riley opens the work fridge and eats whatever he wants, even if it has someone else's name on it.

Every game day, Lincoln Riley is found in bed with a dead girl AND a live boy.

Lincoln Riley pays for groceries with a check in the express lane. 

Lincoln Riley heard Meghan Trainor's halftime show on Thanksgiving then bought all her CDs.  He listens to them on full blast in his Prius with a 13.1 sticker on the back.  He's upset that the Prius doesn't come in pink.  But Meghan helps him forget about that.

13 minutes ago, CrownKing said:

Lincoln Riley pays for groceries with a check in the express lane. 

And waits until all items are scanned to start filling it out.

And struggles for five minutes to find that pen he's sure he has in his purse, ignoring the one the cashier is holding out for him.

And after the check is filed out, he remembers he had a few coupons he wanted scanned. 

Lincoln Riley trims the crust of of his bread.

Lincoln Riley thinks the Bear from Gameday deserves more air time

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Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.

Lincoln Riley thinks belly tattoos are a good idea.  

Lincoln Riley has gerbils with glow in the dark tails for rectal  safety.

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